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Author Topic: Roll to be a split personality - One leg + throwing knives = Fail!  (Read 12649 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Normal Rules!
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2013, 10:35:43 pm »

Yay, I win!
(Of course, the title gave it away, but meh.)

Search the cell for loose bricks, hidden weapons, fresh sheets, or whatever.
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superBlast

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Normal Rules!
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2013, 10:55:39 pm »

Hail a taxi.
PUNCH THE NEAREST ELECTRICAL THING.
SUMMON THE MOTHERSHIP
STRIP DOWN AND CHECK YOUR GENDER!
PTW
Yay, I win!
(Of course, the title gave it away, but meh.)

Search the cell for loose bricks, hidden weapons, fresh sheets, or whatever.

Roll 6

Ultimate Goal: Cure your split personality
Current Goal: You'll have one soon.

The normal personality prevails once again! Unfortunately all the other personalities are are at the normal one. Why? Because the room is completely bare. There is nothing in it.

Then a you hear a huge explosion from somewhere that shakes the whole room. The guards run back down from where they first came from and everyone in a cell is getting riled up. Wonder what's going on?
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Ok normal is boring
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2013, 10:59:21 pm »

No, smack head against forcefield, trying to kill normal personality.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Ok normal is boring
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2013, 10:59:49 pm »

Try to guess which god/s are real and pray to them.

Also, avoid dying.


(Also, yay! Two in a row!)
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Furtuka

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Ok normal is boring
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2013, 11:14:03 pm »

Chant "woola Woola Woola! WOOLA!" with increasing loudness and intensity
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Nicholas1024

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Ok normal is boring
« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2013, 11:16:29 pm »

Attempt to fly by jumping off of the highest nearby object and flapping your arms really hard.
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Ok normal is boring
« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2013, 11:26:34 pm »

set sky on fire
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

Xanmyral

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Ok normal is boring
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2013, 12:43:07 am »

Harness latent psionics, scratch horrible itch on back.

superBlast

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Ok normal is boring
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2013, 01:02:50 am »

No, smack head against forcefield, trying to kill normal personality.
Try to guess which god/s are real and pray to them.

Also, avoid dying.


(Also, yay! Two in a row!)
Chant "woola Woola Woola! WOOLA!" with increasing loudness and intensity
Attempt to fly by jumping off of the highest nearby object and flapping your arms really hard.
set sky on fire
Harness latent psionics, scratch horrible itch on back.

Roll 1 (Smack head into the forcefield)

Ultimate Goal: Cure your stupid ass split personality before it gets you killed
Current Goal: Escape?

Your "Roid Rage" personality surfaces again and attempts to headbutt the forcefield. Though right before you hit it the forcefeild disappears and you keep on going... and headbutt the guy across from you who is just staring at the wall since his forcefield went out too. The guy doesn't even seem to have noticed your existence and just stands back up staring at the wall. You think you hear gunshots coming from somewhere.
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Rage is back!
« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2013, 01:06:20 am »

fire, sky, make them one and the same thing, right now.
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Nosaneinme

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Rage is back!
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2013, 01:08:24 am »

Buck being an Pony Princess,Let be CHANGELING QUEEN,Make Bow down to you and work for HIVE

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Furtuka

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Rage is back!
« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2013, 01:23:06 am »

Give the guy a hug and declare him to be your new sidekick
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Emral282

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Rage is back!
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2013, 01:52:45 am »

Duck and Cover!
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SharpKris

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Rage is back!
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2013, 02:02:15 am »

find the exit, you're late to your vacation!
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borno

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Rage is back!
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2013, 03:09:49 am »

HAVE AN EPIC DANCE-OFF, INVITE ALL THE PRISONERS AND ALL THE GUARDS TO JOIN YOU
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