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Author Topic: Roll to be a split personality - One leg + throwing knives = Fail!  (Read 12919 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Star Fox references
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2013, 05:15:54 pm »

Use latent psionic powers to mind control one of the guards into shooting the other.

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Star Fox references
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2013, 05:54:59 pm »

((Remember I said first 6. Anymore then that will be ignored.))

Head butt red force field
scream at them that you're on vacation in a angry german accsent
Do Pushups
Punch the walls!
crush their skulls with my psychic fist

"NOBODY laughs at ME!"
Search jumpsuit and cell as previously noted.

Roll: 4 (Punch the walls!)

Ultimate Goal: Cure your split personality
Current Goal: ???

Your Riod Rager personality comes out! You start punching the metal walls out of pure rage of everything! You actually dent some dents in them... not very big dents but a normal person can't do that... also surprisingly you hands are uninjured. They hurt not bleeding like one would expect.

Then you start hearing screaming and laughing and someone crying really loaudly. It's not the guards though. Though one of them from before comes back tells you to stop making a racket and inciting the other prisoners. While you can hear the other one telling someone else to calm down right now.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - RoidRage!
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2013, 06:00:25 pm »

See last post

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - RoidRage!
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2013, 06:01:36 pm »

Search suit, cell.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - RoidRage!
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2013, 06:06:22 pm »

start shouting at the top of your lungs of Boatmurdered in german
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - RoidRage!
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2013, 06:15:52 pm »

Sing Modern Major General as fast and loudly as your can
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - RoidRage!
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2013, 07:32:08 pm »

EAT SOMETHING.

EDIT: OR THIS:
BECOME THE PRETTIEST PONY PRINCESS
« Last Edit: March 09, 2013, 07:35:46 pm by Greenstarfanatic »
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - RoidRage!
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2013, 07:34:41 pm »

BECOME THE PRETTIEST PONY PRINCESS
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - RoidRage!
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2013, 08:04:15 pm »

See last post
Search suit, cell.
start shouting at the top of your lungs of Boatmurdered in german
Sing Modern Major General as fast and loudly as your can
EAT SOMETHING.

EDIT: OR THIS:
BECOME THE PRETTIEST PONY PRINCESS
BECOME THE PRETTIEST PONY PRINCESS

Roll: 2 (Search Suit and cell)

Finally a "Normal" personalty takes control. You search around but find nothing. The suit doesn't have any pockets and all that's on it is a number that says "45584". The guard sees that you've calmed down and proceeds to leave you alone. You decide to see what you can past the force field and you see 3 other prison cells across the other side of the corridor from you. You assume there are more, but you can see other people inside of the cells. One person is in a fetal position laughing randomly and grinning, another is just standing and staring unblinkingly at the wall, and the last one pacing back and forth mumbling "This is a mistake! A mistake! I shouldn't be here! A mistake!".

You get the feeling your not in a normal prison type deal.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - RoidRage!
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2013, 08:06:16 pm »

Hail a taxi.

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - RoidRage!
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2013, 08:06:27 pm »

PUNCH THE NEAREST ELECTRICAL THING.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Normal Rules!
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2013, 08:11:30 pm »

SUMMON THE MOTHERSHIP
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Normal Rules!
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2013, 08:13:15 pm »

STRIP DOWN AND CHECK YOUR GENDER!
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Normal Rules!
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2013, 08:14:21 pm »

PTW
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Normal Rules!
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2013, 08:15:02 pm »

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