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[acetech09]

If you want to easily destroy an engine, put many quantities of iron/steel filings in the oil and cut a hole in the oil filter. Should take under two minutes to do if you google the location of the filter beforehand. Say goodbye to just about everything.


I'm not talking from experience. At all.

[scrdest]

If you want to easily destroy an engine, put many quantities of iron/steel filings in the oil and cut a hole in the oil filter. Should take under two minutes to do if you google the location of the filter beforehand. Say goodbye to just about everything.


I'm not talking from experience. At all.

We're slowly approaching the point where blowing up the car seems more efficient.

[Bauglir]

Guys, this is getting really complicated and kind of expensive maybe. I mean, you need internet access for this last plan! This is North Korea we're talking about.

What if we just dropped a rock on it? Like, a really big one.

[acetech09]

What if we just dropped a rock on it? Like, a really big one.

You'd need a crane for that! This is North Korea we're talking about.

[Descan]

What if we made it in a North Korean factory?

[LordSlowpoke]

what if we just asked glorious leader to wish it into exploding and not waste our time with cranes

[acetech09]

what if we just asked glorious leader to wish it into exploding and not waste our time with cranes

Shame on myself for not regarding our glorious leader as the primary origin and solution for all things and problems.

[LordSlowpoke]

what if we just asked glorious leader to wish it into exploding and not waste our time with cranes

Shame on myself for not regarding our glorious leader as the primary origin and solution for all things and problems.

for admitting to heresy, instead of death penalty you will receive one million years labor camp thank you for working with the glorious motherland

[tahujdt]

what if we just asked glorious leader to wish it into exploding and not waste our time with cranes

Shame on myself for not regarding our glorious leader as the primary origin and solution for all things and problems.

for admitting to heresy, instead of death penalty you will receive one million years labor camp thank you for working with the glorious motherland

In the evil land of evil capitalist imperialist evilness, you would be executed by firing squad, then they will use their evil capitalist zombie-making machines to bring you back to life, then execute you again.

[Jopax]

I'm fairly certain they didn't just toss in a plane and pile sugar over it. They probably covered it in something beforehand.

[Korbac]

I'm fairly certain they didn't just toss in a plane and pile sugar over it. They probably covered it in something beforehand.

You are mistaken!

[Flying Dice]

I'm fairly certain they didn't just toss in a plane and pile sugar over it. They probably covered it in something beforehand.

This is North Korea we're talking about. They probably covered it in maple syrup.

...wait a minute, maple syrup. I knew that Canada was up to something fishy!

[Culise]

I'm fairly certain they didn't just toss in a plane and pile sugar over it. They probably covered it in something beforehand.

This is North Korea we're talking about. They probably covered it in maple syrup.

...wait a minute, maple syrup. I knew that Canada was up to something fishy!

This explains everything.  That "theft" of six million pounds of maple syrup in 2012 was actually part of a nefarious Communist plot; the arrests were just a cover for the government. 

[acetech09]

I'm fairly certain they didn't just toss in a plane and pile sugar over it. They probably covered it in something beforehand.

This is North Korea we're talking about. They probably covered it in maple syrup.

...wait a minute, maple syrup. I knew that Canada was up to something fishy!

This explains everything.  That "theft" of six million pounds of maple syrup in 2012 was actually part of a nefarious Communist plot; the arrests were just a cover for the government. 

Canada confirmed for North Korea ally.

[Lagslayer]

I'm fairly certain they didn't just toss in a plane and pile sugar over it. They probably covered it in something beforehand.

This is North Korea we're talking about. They probably covered it in maple syrup.

...wait a minute, maple syrup. I knew that Canada was up to something fishy!

This explains everything.  That "theft" of six million pounds of maple syrup in 2012 was actually part of a nefarious Communist plot; the arrests were just a cover for the government. 

Canada confirmed for North Korea ally.

Hmm. Doesn't Canada have oil?