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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Panama stopped the ship in July and authorities found undeclared weaponry from Cuba -- including MiG fighter jets, anti-aircraft systems and explosives -- buried under thousands of bags of sugar.

Hey Guardian, what do you think being buried under sugar would do to a MiG?

Authorities had originally imposed a $1 million fine on North Korea over the shipment, which they said violated the security of the canal, a key waterway linking the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

That fine was reduced by a third to $666,666, Panama's Foreign Ministry said in a statement.

SAAATTTTANNNNN!

[Akura]

Panama stopped the ship in July and authorities found undeclared weaponry from Cuba -- including MiG fighter jets, anti-aircraft systems and explosives -- buried under thousands of bags of sugar.

Hey Guardian, what do you think being buried under sugar would do to a MiG?

Authorities had originally imposed a $1 million fine on North Korea over the shipment, which they said violated the security of the canal, a key waterway linking the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

That fine was reduced by a third to $666,666, Panama's Foreign Ministry said in a statement.

SAAATTTTANNNNN!

- It'd turn into a sweet plane.

- ...They simply reduced the fine by 1/3. That's all.

[tahujdt]

He meant the 666 part. But wait! They reduced it by a third, which is 1/3, and there are 3 sides in a triangle, which means Illuminati! The plot thickens...

[tahujdt]

He meant the 666 part. But wait! They reduced it by a third, which is 1/3, and there are 3 sides in a triangle, which means Illuminati! The plot thickens...

[Guardian G.I.]

Panama stopped the ship in July and authorities found undeclared weaponry from Cuba -- including MiG fighter jets, anti-aircraft systems and explosives -- buried under thousands of bags of sugar.

Hey Guardian, what do you think being buried under sugar would do to a MiG?

Sugar isn't corrosive. Plus, even though Tom Clancy might argue otherwise, MiGs, including scaled-down export versions of them aren't that fragile and won't break down from a little bit of pressure of sugar bags.

[scrdest]

Panama stopped the ship in July and authorities found undeclared weaponry from Cuba -- including MiG fighter jets, anti-aircraft systems and explosives -- buried under thousands of bags of sugar.

Hey Guardian, what do you think being buried under sugar would do to a MiG?

Sugar isn't corrosive. Plus, even though Tom Clancy might argue otherwise, MiGs, including scaled-down export versions of them aren't that fragile and won't break down from a little bit of pressure of sugar bags.

Sugar is sticky. Many parts don't like being sticky.

[Bauglir]

Fortunately it's bagged.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Have you ever been around sugar? No container could hold enough of it to prevent some granules escaping and making the surrounding surfaces all sticky.

[MonkeyHead]

Sugar in a petrol tank will screw oven an engine. I dread to think what it could do to a jet turbine.

[10ebbor10]

Probably less damage actually.

Besides, I'm pretty sure the sugar + engine thing is a myth. Sugar doesn't dissolve in petrol (IIRC) and it will be blocked by the engine.

[scrdest]

Probably less damage actually.

Besides, I'm pretty sure the sugar + engine thing is a myth. Sugar doesn't dissolve in petrol (IIRC) and it will be blocked by the engine.

Sugar is polar, petrol is unpolar. Therefore, it does not dissolve in petrol. This might be the problem exactly, though.

[MaximumZero]

Panama stopped the ship in July and authorities found undeclared weaponry from Cuba -- including MiG fighter jets, anti-aircraft systems and explosives -- buried under thousands of bags of sugar.

Hey Guardian, what do you think being buried under sugar would do to a MiG?

Sugar isn't corrosive. Plus, even though Tom Clancy might argue otherwise, MiGs, including scaled-down export versions of them aren't that fragile and won't break down from a little bit of pressure of sugar bags.

Sugar is sticky. Many parts don't like being sticky.

I also have many of these parts.

[10ebbor10]

Probably less damage actually.

Besides, I'm pretty sure the sugar + engine thing is a myth. Sugar doesn't dissolve in petrol (IIRC) and it will be blocked by the engine.

Sugar is polar, petrol is unpolar. Therefore, it does not dissolve in petrol. This might be the problem exactly, though.

Well, as long as there's a decent fuel filter, it shouldn't clog up anything.

[Helgoland]

You need sufficient quantities of sugar, obviously. Not just one quantity, no sir! Multiple ones!

[10ebbor10]

Anyway, if you want to destroy someone's engine just add nitroglycerin in the tank.