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[Jopax]

Military mashup machines are the bestest. Not only are they deadly (for both parties) but they have the added advantage of making the enemy shit themselves when they see them, either from laughing or from terror, depending on what stuff you mash up and how.

[Max White]

For some reason every time I see imagines of the NK military I can't help but think of 'Ride of the Valkyries' being played on a kazoo.

[Tellemurius]

For some reason every time I see imagines of the NK military I can't help but think of 'Ride of the Valkyries' being played on a kazoo.

related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuaB3kI5u7s

[ibot66]

I now really want a game were you play a designer in third world country which must supply an array of modern combat equipment using only old soviet surplus equipment.
As the game goes on you could even capture nearby nations surplus equipment, diversifying your stock.

[Just Some Guy]

Kaesong talks may come to an end. A bad one.

[sackhead]

forward the cavalry, because that worked for Poland.

kim jong bonaparte

[Steelmagic]

I like those horses. I would keep one if it wasn't for the fact that i live in a rather small apartment. Well, you know, that and the fact that the North Korean Military is using them at the moment and they aren't really for sale.

[olemars]

I like how they've sorted the horses by color code.

[kingfisher1112]

At least they have artillery. 

[Urist Imiknorris]

No unicorns? For shame.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

No unicorns? For shame.

They're all unicorns. Great Leader has simply taken their horns in order to create the People's Magic (You are now imagining what Communist magic would be like).

[Angel Of Death]

Communist Magic, you say?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stare in awe of almighty People's Democratic Leader of Democracy, Kim Il Gandalf!

[PatriotSaint]

At least they have artillery. 

Indeed, but firing your own dead cannon fodder People's Army at the enemy's fence is only effective to the point where you have to fire Kimmy's magic golf balls.

But at that point, Kim has already breached the gate on his toy pony unicorn as a kazoo band marching band plays intimidating 80s elevator music war marches.

[Sirus]

No unicorns? For shame.

They're all unicorns. Great Leader has simply taken their horns in order to create the People's Magic (You are now imagining what Communist magic would be like).

Something like this, I would assume.

[RedWarrior0]

No unicorns? For shame.

They're all unicorns. Great Leader has simply taken their horns in order to create the People's Magic (You are now imagining what Communist magic would be like).

Something like this, I would assume.

I see I wasn't the only one to think of that.