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[Aseaheru]

Destroying them all would be quite a military feat, which most things short of a cloud of UAV's that blot out the sun wouldn't be able to destroy all that easily. Couple that with their few thousand mortars and their dozen and a half thousand man portable rocket launchers, they could get some serious hurt done if they didn't care about casualties.
It all really comes down to how many of the 9 million soldiers would be willing to die for their country against the evil invaders. That, and the 180,000 N.Korean special forces, who are basically 5 ft Spetsnaz who inject themselves with pure Stalin everyday.

Good points. We could "kill" any army drone today with shit from radio shack.

As for the last part... The imagery...

[Steelmagic]

Destroying them all would be quite a military feat, which most things short of a cloud of UAV's that blot out the sun wouldn't be able to destroy all that easily. Couple that with their few thousand mortars and their dozen and a half thousand man portable rocket launchers, they could get some serious hurt done if they didn't care about casualties.
It all really comes down to how many of the 9 million soldiers would be willing to die for their country against the evil invaders. That, and the 180,000 N.Korean special forces, who are basically 5 ft Spetsnaz who inject themselves with pure Stalin everyday.

Good points. We could "kill" any army drone today with shit from radio shack.

As for the last part... The imagery...

What goes into the creation of pure Stalin? When you say inject do you mean with a syringe? Actually i don't want to know.

[PanH]

Best Korea : Cloning Stalin(s) since 1952.
Injecting it in super soldiers since 1953.
Fighting drones piloted by aliens since 2013.

[Just Some Guy]

In other news, North Korea is a very, very, sad place.

[Mech#4]

Best Korea : Cloning Stalin(s) since 1952.
Injecting it in super soldiers since 1953.
Fighting drones piloted by aliens since 2013.

"Research Log: Date 26/06/53: We have managed to synthesise the raw essence of Stalin's moustache into liquid form. We have high hopes that this will finally give our troops the necessary edge in any coming conflicts. What follows is a recording from one of our more... successful tests.

:: Hey! What's this on my face! It's going everywhere! AH, Мені потрібно пити! Untie me, help! Наше дело правое — победа будет за нами! Чужой земли мы не хотим ни пяди, но и своей вершка ни отдадим!::

Scientist: Quick nurse, Sedate him! Bah, too much. We shall have to try smaller doses. End the recording."

[Devling]

Do they die of a heart attack while everyone is to scared to help them?

[BullDog]

Best Korea : Cloning Stalin(s) since 1952.
Injecting it in super soldiers since 1953.
Fighting drones piloted by aliens since 2013.

"Research Log: Date 26/06/53: We have managed to synthesise the raw essence of Stalin's moustache into liquid form. We have high hopes that this will finally give our troops the necessary edge in any coming conflicts. What follows is a recording from one of our more... successful tests.

:: Hey! What's this on my face! It's going everywhere! AH, Мені потрібно пити! Untie me, help! Наше дело правое — победа будет за нами! Чужой земли мы не хотим ни пяди, но и своей вершка ни отдадим!::

Scientist: Quick nurse, Sedate him! Bah, too much. We shall have to try smaller doses. End the recording."

Reminds me of a forum game on this forum that finished today.
Also, post to watch.

[Steelmagic]

Best Korea : Cloning Stalin(s) since 1952.
Injecting it in super soldiers since 1953.
Fighting drones piloted by aliens since 2013.

"Research Log: Date 26/06/53: We have managed to synthesise the raw essence of Stalin's moustache into liquid form. We have high hopes that this will finally give our troops the necessary edge in any coming conflicts. What follows is a recording from one of our more... successful tests.

:: Hey! What's this on my face! It's going everywhere! AH, Мені потрібно пити! Untie me, help! Наше дело правое — победа будет за нами! Чужой земли мы не хотим ни пяди, но и своей вершка ни отдадим!::

Scientist: Quick nurse, Sedate him! Bah, too much. We shall have to try smaller doses. End the recording."

Raw essence of Stalin's moustache? My god NK you cannot CONTROL the moustache you fools!

[Owlbread]

"Research Log: Date 26/06/53: We have managed to synthesise the raw essence of Stalin's moustache into liquid form. We have high hopes that this will finally give our troops the necessary edge in any coming conflicts. What follows is a recording from one of our more... successful tests.

:: Hey! What's this on my face! It's going everywhere! AH, Мені потрібно пити! Untie me, help! Наше дело правое — победа будет за нами! Чужой земли мы не хотим ни пяди, но и своей вершка ни отдадим!::

Scientist: Quick nurse, Sedate him! Bah, too much. We shall have to try smaller doses. End the recording."

What's going on with those i's? It looks Ukrainian like that.

[Tsuchigumo550]

NK wants someone to attack so bad, because if they're the first, China withdraws support and suddenly they're curb stomped into a pancake. Navy's got a big presence in the area, so no missile they launch actually going anywhere is getting through.

[10ebbor10]

Even the best antimissile system in optimal conditions only has a 50-75% interception chance. While this is certainly much better than the odds of NK successfully launching a rocket, don't count on intercepting everything.

[Mech#4]

"Research Log: Date 26/06/53: We have managed to synthesise the raw essence of Stalin's moustache into liquid form. We have high hopes that this will finally give our troops the necessary edge in any coming conflicts. What follows is a recording from one of our more... successful tests.

:: Hey! What's this on my face! It's going everywhere! AH, Мені потрібно пити! Untie me, help! Наше дело правое — победа будет за нами! Чужой земли мы не хотим ни пяди, но и своей вершка ни отдадим!::

Scientist: Quick nurse, Sedate him! Bah, too much. We shall have to try smaller doses. End the recording."

What's going on with those i's? It looks Ukrainian like that.

I believe that part is Ukrainian. I did a quick translate job since I don't know Russian. The other two are quotes I found.

[Guardian G.I.]

Мені потрібно пити!

Yes, it is Ukrainian.

[jimboo]

(clip)
Supply lines, people. A starving man can't fight using a gun that ran out of bullets days ago and badly needs to be cleaned.

An AK-47 never really needs to be cleaned which is why it's been the most popular assault rifle in the world since ... 1947.  I concede the points about bullets and owlbread, tho'.   

GGI -- yours was one of the best avatars on Bay12; why'd you change it?  Just for variety? 

[Steelmagic]

(clip)
Supply lines, people. A starving man can't fight using a gun that ran out of bullets days ago and badly needs to be cleaned.

An AK-47 never really needs to be cleaned which is why it's been the most popular assault rifle in the world since ... 1947.  I concede the points about bullets and owlbread, tho'.   

GGI -- yours was one of the best avatars on Bay12; why'd you change it?  Just for variety?

The AK-47: Because you're too damn lazy to maintain a rifle.