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FearfulJesuit

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Re: Remember, Remember, the 10th of....April? [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #780 on: April 09, 2013, 10:27:13 pm »

We are so fucked. Y'all don't think they could actually nuke the States, could they?

Or anyone, for that matter?
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Re: Remember, Remember, the 10th of....April? [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #781 on: April 09, 2013, 10:40:44 pm »

We are so fucked. Y'all don't think they could actually nuke the States, could they?

Or anyone, for that matter?

Maybe S.K. Depends on how good they are at smuggling large, radioactive objects across a heavily patrolled military border.
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Re: Remember, Remember, the 10th of....April? [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #782 on: April 09, 2013, 10:43:10 pm »

We are so fucked. Y'all don't think they could actually nuke the States, could they?

Or anyone, for that matter?

Maybe S.K. Depends on how good they are at smuggling large, radioactive objects across a heavily patrolled military border.

That's a dirty bomb, which ain't quite the same thing. If I've got you right.
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Re: Remember, Remember, the 10th of....April? [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #783 on: April 09, 2013, 10:45:50 pm »

Welp, it is the 10th and just like I predicted absolutely nothing has... Wait, something happened? Well... Fuck. Guess I called that one wrong.
I mean it isn't as serious as some people have been claiming, like the sudden destruction of the civilized world, but still.

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Re: Remember, Remember, the 10th of....April? [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #784 on: April 09, 2013, 10:47:01 pm »

Give it some time. Plus, it's still the ninth here in AMERICALAND, and that's the only time that matters as far as I'm concerned!
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Re: Remember, Remember, the 10th of....April? [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #785 on: April 09, 2013, 11:00:14 pm »

If NK throws nukes it better at least get me out of chem lab
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Re: Remember, Remember, the 10th of....April? [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #786 on: April 09, 2013, 11:04:26 pm »

North Korea was just feigning incompetence this whole time! We're doomed!
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Re: Remember, Remember, the 10th of....April? [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #787 on: April 09, 2013, 11:18:47 pm »

Bluffing, maybe. Feigning incompetence? I highly doubt it. Terrible catastrophe or not, I doubt it'd be the end of the world.
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Re: Remember, Remember, the 10th of....April? [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #788 on: April 09, 2013, 11:20:33 pm »

North Korea was just feigning incompetence this whole time! We're doomed!
Don't worry. Obama and the zombie of Chairman Mao will defeat Kim in a mahjong match and the world will be at (relative) peace once more.
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Re: Remember, Remember, the 10th of....April? [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #789 on: April 09, 2013, 11:27:00 pm »

North Korea was just feigning incompetence this whole time! We're doomed!

Well, you can sometimes get more of what you want by acting so irrationally that nobody will dare to see what happens if your bluff is called, as you should well know were you ever a four-year-old child. The other problem, of course, is that nobody actually knows what North Korea wants.
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Re: Japanese-German Military Alliance [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #790 on: April 09, 2013, 11:29:37 pm »

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Re: Japanese-German Military Alliance [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #792 on: April 09, 2013, 11:30:43 pm »

Next time without Italy, huh?

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Re: Japanese-German Military Alliance [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #793 on: April 09, 2013, 11:34:22 pm »

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Re: Remember, Remember, the 10th of....April? [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #794 on: April 09, 2013, 11:34:40 pm »

That's a dirty bomb, which ain't quite the same thing. If I've got you right.

No, a dirty bomb is a convential explosive surrounded by radioactive matter (e.g. nuclear waste). It's only real difference from a conventional bomb is that uninformed people are more likely to panic (seriously, as a fallout dispersal technique, it's a joke).

I am referring instead to them packing one of their nukes (a large, radioactive object) onto a truck, boat, etc. and taking it across the border into Seoul, as said nukes are most likely too large to be mounted on a missile.
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