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[MagmaMcFry]

You heard me.

Aw crud, I was hoping we'd stay neutral.

[mainiac]

What, afraid that the Koreans are going to nuke Germany with their non-existant missiles?

[MagmaMcFry]

I'm not afraid of North Korea, it's just that this means that Germany does not value staying neutral, which would make it a target if it would eventually ally itself against any future enemy that actually has long-range missiles.

[Vactor]

I'm not afraid of North Korea, it's just that this means that Germany does not value staying neutral, which would make it a target if it would eventually ally itself against any future enemy that actually has long-range missiles.

Germany isn't, and hasn't been a neutral state, its a member of NATO.

[MagmaMcFry]

I'm not afraid of North Korea, it's just that this means that Germany does not value staying neutral, which would make it a target if it would eventually ally itself against any future enemy that actually has long-range missiles.

Germany isn't, and hasn't been a neutral state, its a member of NATO.

Well, the NATO is so powerful that any war where the whole NATO alliance is required would result in global destruction either way, so it won't really happen (assuming that no world leaders get hooked on quantum immortality). What bothers me more is that Germany just up and went "Oh, so there's a conflict really far away? Let's just openly declare alliance to one side without really doing anything to help, so the other side has more reason to hate specifically us now."

[Neyvn]

Sigh...

"It takes many hands to build Peace. But one finger to bring War..."

[Vactor]

I'm not afraid of North Korea, it's just that this means that Germany does not value staying neutral, which would make it a target if it would eventually ally itself against any future enemy that actually has long-range missiles.

Germany isn't, and hasn't been a neutral state, its a member of NATO.

Well, the NATO is so powerful that any war where the whole NATO alliance is required would result in global destruction either way, so it won't really happen (assuming that no world leaders get hooked on quantum immortality). What bothers me more is that Germany just up and went "Oh, so there's a conflict really far away? Let's just openly declare alliance to one side without really doing anything to help, so the other side has more reason to hate specifically us now."

I don't think you have much to worry about, seeing as Germany's condemnations are coming in slightly after Fidel Castro's.  Their statement is about as controversial in the global community as saying you don't mind if people eat food.

Also, NK's threats are against the US, a NATO member, so Germany is already openly part of an alliance to one side.

[ChairmanPoo]

Overheard at the cafeteria

"Well, at least we don't have to worry about the recession anymore. The North-Korea nuke guy's going to solve it for us"

[Fniff]

Yep, the clean water standard is pretty stable.

[Ameablable]

welp its already the 11^th in Pyongyang.. and i still cant feel the warmth of the radiation from the brothers down south being bombed....

guys i think North Korea lied to us.

[Sirus]

Well, that's a relief.

[Ameablable]

Well, that's a relief.

yea.
although a third arm does sound pretty cool.....

[Fniff]

Kim: "Huh. Odd lack of response from South Korea and the United States."
Colonel: "They are all defeated, glorious leader. I learned from the colonel in charge of our nuclear arsenal. The wind is blowing south thus the radiation shall not harm your people. You would obviously by spared by your mythic powers either way."
Kim: "Cool! Break out the wine, let's get this party started!"

A day earlier, in the Glorious North Korea Nuclear Revenge Silo
Colonel: "What do you mean the nukes just disappeared?!"
Technician: "They may have fallen apart."
Colonel: "In mid-air!?"
Technician: "Boss, you asked for a missile that was really, really cheap and could be made in a day. You didn't ask for one that would work."
Colonel: "Dammit, dammit! How can I explain this... Oh hey... I have an idea!"

[Ameablable]

Kim: "Huh. Odd lack of response from South Korea and the United States."
Colonel: "They are all defeated, glorious leader. I learned from the colonel in charge of our nuclear arsenal. The wind is blowing south thus the radiation shall not harm your people. You would obviously by spared by your mythic powers either way."
Kim: "Cool! Break out the wine, let's get this party started!"

A day earlier, in the Glorious North Korea Nuclear Revenge Silo
Colonel: "What do you mean the nukes just disappeared?!"
Technician: "They may have fallen apart."
Colonel: "In mid-air!?"
Technician: "Boss, you asked for a missile that was really, really cheap and could be made in a day. You didn't ask for one that would work."
Colonel: "Dammit, dammit! How can I explain this... Oh hey... I have an idea!"

thats funny.

[ChairmanPoo]

Dont chant victory prematurely. Glorious Leader Kim Jong One has decided to postpone the nyucular attack till the 15th of April, to commemorate Eternal President's birthday, or somesuch.