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[kj1225]

"Can't you just snap your fingers and bring the barlady to us?"

"I will do no such thing! Until she decides to repent for her horrendous acts of disrespect, and learns to behave herself when in the presence of someone as awe-inspiringly great as I, the Jabberwocky can keep her as a new chew toy for all I care."

Glancing aside, the irritated God-King finally notices the hopelessly befuddled miner, and immediately recognizes him from grand adventures long-past.

"Well I'll be damned...it's been too long, my friend. I can't even recall the last time I heard the sound of your voice. Though that's probably just because this is one of the first times I've ever actually heard you speak..."

"DZA, please phase us out of here."

"Alright, fine. But don't blame me if there ends up being any sort of unspeakably terrifying or excruciating consequences for disobeying the red, furry sky creature. Onward!"

With a clap of his hands, D.Z.A. transports himself and the others to the VIP section of Wonderland's finest gourmet restaurant.

Both Aedans in unison yell. "Please take me back there!"

[Powder Miner]

"Well, yeah, it's hard to talk when you're dying or beaten to a pulp or wrapped up by a spider or... oh gods, how much even happened to me- and. And now I'm in a restauraunt. Alright. Alright then."

[Kestrel_6]

"Can't you just snap your fingers and bring the barlady to us?"

"I will do no such thing! Until she decides to repent for her horrendous acts of disrespect, and learns to behave herself when in the presence of someone as awe-inspiringly great as I, the Jabberwocky can keep her as a new chew toy for all I care."

Glancing aside, the irritated God-King finally notices the hopelessly befuddled miner, and immediately recognizes him from grand adventures long-past.

"Well I'll be damned...it's been too long, my friend. I can't even recall the last time I heard the sound of your voice. Though that's probably just because this is one of the first times I've ever actually heard you speak..."

"DZA, please phase us out of here."

"Alright, fine. But don't blame me if there ends up being any sort of unspeakably terrifying or excruciating consequences for disobeying the red, furry sky creature. Onward!"

With a clap of his hands, D.Z.A. transports himself and the others to the VIP section of Wonderland's finest gourmet restaurant.

The Moderator looks around.

"Alice has got to be here somewhere..."

[Xantalos]

With a poof, the surroudings vanish!

You are standing in a luxurious hallway lit by tasteful scones. There are 2 doors to this hallway, one to the left, one to the right. the one on the right bears the inscription "Apple Pie, Cherry Crisp, Popcorn Strangler Muzzle Fist". The one on the left has a plaque on it saying "To find the waiter, go to the bell and ring it."
There are various other details of the surroundings.
What do you do?

[Powder Miner]

The miner, who had just finished putting his pick on his belt, finds himself in a new place YET AGAIN, and just double facepalms, groaning lightly.

[King DZA]

"Goddamn it! I JUST WANT TO TRY SOME EXOTIC FOOD!!"

The God-King storms through the left door, determined to find the waiter and place his order.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

EC sighs.
"Nobody drink or eat anything."

[Kestrel_6]

The Moderator kicks down the door on the right, auto-cannon ready

[Powder Miner]

The miner follows DZA, albeit much slower, much more reluctantly, much more warily, with pick out and looking around paranoidly, and with a much larger helping of caution, muttering confused and annoyed curses under his breath.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Well, if you shrink or grow, not my problem."

EC took out a large green falchion and started polishing it with a cloth.

[kj1225]

Both Aedans imeadiately look for small doors because they remember getting to wonderland.

[Xantalos]

As the Moderator kicks down the right door, he is knocked over by a flood of various fruits and foods. DZA, meanwhile, finds himself in a seemingly infinitely high room with a spiraling staircase in the center of it. There is a gigantic line of people on it; inquiry reveals that they're awaiting admittance. Various implements cover the walls.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Zanzetkuken proceeds to destroy the wall between the two doors, just to see what is there.

[Vgray]

Jorn follows after DZA.

[kj1225]

Both Aedans say in unison, "You should know by now things don't work like that."