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[kj1225]

Suddenly normal!Aedan evaporates and splits again. This time a demonic version of Aedan walks over to a door and tries opening it while shacking his head.

[Kestrel_6]

examine doors

[Xantalos]

I'll try to update later tonight. Sorry for the wait, but I'm both lazy and busy.

[Powder Miner]

Suddenly, some of the cobblestones break, and a brown-haired miner, covered in dust, with leather clothes and a leather jacket with a light grey U on the shoulder pops up out of the new hole. He is holding a pick, and peers out of the spot with obvious confusion. "... ...What the?! How did I get here?! ...Oh. I'll bet it was that plot hole again. I hate that plot hole. So much."

[kj1225]

Suddenly, some of the cobblestones break, and a brown-haired miner, covered in dust, with leather clothes and a leather jacket with a light grey U on the shoulder pops up out of the new hole. He is holding a pick, and peers out of the spot with obvious confusion. "... ...What the?! How did I get here?! ...Oh. I'll bet it was that plot hole again. I hate that plot hole. So much."

Normal!Aedan looks down at the man and stomps on his head to force him back down his hole.

[Powder Miner]

The foot collides with the miner, creating a thump, and eliciting quite the loud curse and another thump. And then the miner disappears for a bit... and after that bit the ground under Aedan collapses as well as a few yards around, the hole out of which the miner climbs out of and rolls into a standing position on the ground, wielding his pick defensively- his adventures have made him a miner of legends, as well as given him a lot of agility and craftiness. "Enjoy that cave-in?! Gods, just get put here by a plot hole and immediately someone STEPS ON MY HEAD!"

[kj1225]

As normal!Aedan was expendable and stupid the other Aedans laugh and flutter their wing tauntingly.

[Powder Miner]

Continuing to be confused, the miner looks around. "...And where am I anyway? What's going on? ...DZA, is that you?"

[Kestrel_6]

"DZA, please phase us out of here."

[kj1225]

Holy!Aedan Looks at Mod. "That plan is probably as good as invading Russia naked in the winter."

[Vgray]

"Preferably somewhere with drinks. And poker."

[Powder Miner]

The miner paces around, throws his hands in the air. "I don't even know anymore! I don't even! Not even!"

[Vgray]

"Interesting. Does that pick have any magical properties?"

[Powder Miner]

"...Nope." The miner waved the pick a little. "It's a pick."

[King DZA]

"Can't you just snap your fingers and bring the barlady to us?"

"I will do no such thing! Until she decides to repent for her horrendous acts of disrespect, and learns to behave herself when in the presence of someone as awe-inspiringly great as I, the Jabberwocky can keep her as a new chew toy for all I care."

Glancing aside, the irritated God-King finally notices the hopelessly befuddled miner, and immediately recognizes him from grand adventures long-past.

"Well I'll be damned...it's been too long, my friend. I can't even recall the last time I heard the sound of your voice. Though that's probably just because this is one of the first times I've ever actually heard you speak..."

"DZA, please phase us out of here."

"Alright, fine. But don't blame me if there ends up being any sort of unspeakably terrifying or excruciating consequences for disobeying the red, furry sky creature. Onward!"

With a clap of his hands, D.Z.A. transports himself and the others to the VIP section of Wonderland's finest gourmet restaurant.