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[Kestrel_6]

You are sitting in your underground base, music in the background, as you look at a 12 ton Autocannon, wondering what is wrong with the damn thing. After you get bored, you wander around, wondering what to do.

PROBLEMS
-AC/10 on the Centurion won't eject shells.
-X-COM Laser Rifle has a capacitor problem.
-Elemental 01 is still pretty screwed after Harbinger kicked it
-Elemental 02 has bullet holes and various scorch marks from another adventure involving a Jury-rigged flamethrower, a massive boom-box with this set to play, and some plants which when burnt, created some awkward situations.
-Elemental 03 has been painted pink by some asshole clown from your trip to save Space Station 13.
-Your Firestorm has been damaged by Mass Accelerator fire after you vaporized an Eclipse cargo ship carrying drugs.

OPTIONS (That you know of)
Fix any of those
Commander Shepard has offered you drinks
Dr Kra'scion has found some kind of artifacts that she may need help with.
jump in a 'Mech, and blast some targets apart somewhere
Deal with that CIA team that tails you in public.
Anything else you can think of to stem his boredom

How do you proceed?

[Xantalos]

Drop everything
Party with Commander Shepard

[Vgray]

Drop everything
Party with Commander Shepard

[King DZA]

Drop everything
Party with Commander Shepard

>Find a way to invite Master Chief, Hercules, and Blackbeard to said party.

Our mission is now to throw the most badass cross-time housebaseparty ever.

[Xantalos]

Drop everything
Party with Commander Shepard

>Find a way to invite Master Chief, Hercules, and Blackbeard to said party.

Our mission is now to throw the most badass cross-time housebaseparty ever.

Get Leonidas too.

[Vgray]

Don't forget to invite Samus Aran.

Also, put finding the New York Flume on your to-do list.

[Kestrel_6]

You suddenly get a masterstroke genius plan

Go with Commander Shepard for a party, bringing along
-King Leonidas
-Samus Aran
-Master chief
-Hercules
-Captain Blackbeard

But who else should come? and at what venue?

[Xantalos]

Every badass on Badass Weekly, at the Old Spice Guy's house perched on the rings of Saturn. Did I mention it's a moon-sized robotic eagle that shoots lasers?

[Vgray]

Captains Kirk Picard and Sisko.

And the venue is Quarks bar.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Invite Doomguy.

The venue should be a battlefield covered in the blood of your enemies.

[Vgray]

Oh, and the entirety of SG-1.

[Kestrel_6]

You ask the old spice guy. Apart from him urging for you to look at the guy on your right, he eventually agrees. the coding for the location has been locked in on your Phasing Device.

Doomguy was silent, but you take that as a yes. Kirk was eventually convinced, as hot space ladies were there. Most other people were willing.

Leonidas wants arm-wrestling vs Hercules, Blackbeard wanted 'Booty, if you know what I mean'

Badass Weekly were already going to host a party, and they are happy to shift the venue.

SG-1 were initially worried that there would be an alien or two, but agreed

So now, everyone is set for mass-teleportation. The Old Spice Guy already has the house ready for partying, seeing as it *is* his other passion apart from transmuting various objects and appearing suddenly on a horse.

What music will you choose?

[Xantalos]

Hmm ... Badass rock, classic jazz? I dunno.

[Vgray]

Hire a Boron band. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively, hire someone to sing Klingon opera.

Invite Quark at the last minute.

Picard and Sisko are coming right?

[Kestrel_6]

Hire a Boron band. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively, hire someone to sing Klingon opera.

Invite Quark at the last minute.

Picard and Sisko are coming right?

Yes, Picard and Sisko.

Quark has been a good guy during you shenanigans aboard DS9, so he was naturally the bartender.

Your music choice is a toss-up between Turisas, Micale of Sound, or Two Steps fom hell. You probably haven't thought of any other good groups/singers. But the vices in your head would probably suggest someone.