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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Look up good metal bands. Preferably bands that sing about victory on battlefields.

[Vgray]

Look up good metal bands. Preferably bands that sing about victory on battlefields.

Might as well just go with Klingon music if that's what you want.

[Kestrel_6]

While the voices squabble, you are in the giant eagle place. Music is booming at a loud volume. Kirk appears to look at Samus with some... Ideas in mind. Hercules and Leonidas, being both hardcore mofos, are locked in an epic arm-wrestle. Same for Shep and Master-chief.

Various things are going on. You are sitting at the bar, observing. It is what you usually do. You sit there, and you think about people. For example Spock is, is he really hitting on -

"What can I get ya?"

Quark is standing there, looking at you while polishing a glass.

you look at him, thinking in your eyes

What drink do you want?

[Vgray]

A Warp Core Breach obviously.

[Kashyyk]

Intergalactic gargle blaster. Then down it unflinchingly.

[Kestrel_6]

A Warp Core Breach obviously.

Intergalactic gargle blaster. Then down it unflinchingly.

"I don't know to have either a Warp Core Breach or a Gargle Blaster..."

Quark smiles. You don't like it. After a minute, he has made a drink. It has the characteristics of both, plus a glow of sorts

"There ya go. I mixed both, and added a Goldblaster. Have fun, Kiddo"

This drink is sure to fuck you up. Drink it?

[banelord]

Hell fuckin' yeah!

[Kestrel_6]

You gulp the super-drink down with one go. You feel fine, until Your head explodes starts to feel the effects of alcohol. Your ears are more sensitive. You get bad great ideas. Like hitting on FemShep!

The room is all... Party-ish. And the music, you can hear it even better now. Hey, it's Your theme.

You want to talk to someone. But who?

[King DZA]

You get bad great ideas. Like hitting on FemShep!

bad great idea, or best idea?

>With Blackbeard as your wingman, drunkenly bust out some of your most amazing pick-up lines on the nearest party-going babe. Bonus points if Blackbeard lays down some clever piratical puns while you do so.

[Kestrel_6]

You get bad great ideas. Like hitting on FemShep!

bad great idea, or best idea?

>With Blackbeard as your wingman, drunkenly bust out some of your most amazing pick-up lines on the nearest party-going babe. Bonus points if Blackbeard lays down some clever piratical puns while you do so.

you drunkenly stumbe up to Blackbeard, and slur out

"Oi, cap'n, plesh be my wing-mn?"
"What ye be talkin' bout, matey?"
"Wing-mn, they help their friendsh pick up babesh and shtuff"
"Matey, settle down. we are literally 5 minutes into the party"
"Jusht do some piratey puns"
"Alright matey. I'll try."

You walk up to the nearest babe, who happens to be none other than... It's hard to make out who it is. Who is it?

[Vgray]

It's Samus Aran.


Nothing could possibly go wrong.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

FemShep. Prepare to lose your genitals.

[scapheap]

The lone wanderer(a female version of course)

[King DZA]

FemShep.

Samus Aran.

Well would you look at that. The two of them just so happened to be having a casual conversation with each other before The Moderator swaggered onto the scene. Clearly, the only logical course of action is to hit on both of them!

[scapheap]

FemShep.

Samus Aran.

Well would you look at that. The two of them just so happened to be having a casual conversation with each other before The Moderator swaggered onto the scene. Clearly, the only logical course of action is to hit on both of them!

On second thought this sound good, best idea ever!