Game I - Round 1: First Blows
(Dynamic won out.)"IT'S PUNCHIN' TIME!" Punchy McGee starts the games by charging Jaksim the Argonian, and punching him with his shield. (1 vs. 6-2) Punchy runs up to Jaksim and starts trying to eat his shield, a result of having a brain shaped like a fist. (2 vs. 4) Jaksim raises one of his swords buts ends up just staring in amazement as the Golem tries to eat a wooden shield.
Sir Henry lines up a Glasscannon shot against !ku im La!ee. (4+2+1 vs. 5) It's a very good shot and ends up tearing straight through the Kogan's chest.
(-7 HP) Sir Henry puts down the barrel of his smoking weapon and makes sure to avoid anyone else until he's reloaded.
Diana runs over to Punchy and tries stabbing him in the....fist. (5+1 vs. 5) She stabs him right where a normal creature would have a chest.
(-5 HP) He stops eating the shield and starts running around, screaming.
Ryan decides to stay low and defend himself. (5) He hunches behind his shield in a truly
cowardly strategic position.
(+1 Defense this turn)Toe Star runs up to the entranced Jaksim and stabs at him with his shortsword. "YEAH AMERICA!" (4 vs. 2-2) Toe Star jams his blade into Jaksim's belly and then pulls out, spilling Argonian blood on the arena ground!
(-5 HP, Bleeding: -1 HP a turn for 3 Turns) Jaksim recoils at the wound, but stays on his feet, going to the higher ground! (Which is pretty hard in a completely flat arena.) He sends a sword at both Punchy and Toe Star! (6 vs. 4) The first blade slices Punchy.
(-5 HP, Bleeding: -2 HP, 1 turn) (3 vs. 1) His second attack nicks Toe Star.
(-3 HP)PX-0 scans Sir Henry into his visor. "ENEMY DETECTED." The robot raises it's musket and fires off an electronically guided bullet at the Englishman. (4 vs. 1) The bullet hits Sir Henry right in the arm!
(-4 HP) Sir Henry's hand jerks loose, and his weapon sails backwards into the arena wall. The fragile glass shatters into pieces!
!ku im La!ee nearly spins out of control, but continues flying despite zirs injuries. Ze takes a revenge shot and fires upon Sir Henry. (6+1 vs. 1) !ku flies over Henry and fires, bullet pierces him straight through his left breast and out his back, an excellent Marksman attack!
(-10 HP)
1. Punchy McGee - 0
2. Diana - 0
3. Jaksim - 0
4. Neighpor - 0
5. Toe Star - 0
6. Krath - 0
7. Sir Henry - 0
8. Ryan - 0
9. !ku im La!ee - 0
Name: Punchy McGee (Xantalos)
Gender: Punch Male
Race: A golem made entirely out of fists.
Items: 1 Shield
Bio: He was the only surviving result of Russell Crowe making a golem.
Ability: +1 to unarmed, Cannot use ranged
HP: Windows 10/20; Bleeding, -2 HP (1 Turn)
Name: Diana (scapheap)
Gender: Female
Age: 26
Race: Succubus(It my go to race)
Items: Rapier(short sword)
Ability: Duelist(+1 vs melee, -1 vs range)
Appearance: Horned blue skinned humanoid with bat-like wings and a lizard-like tail. yellow eyes and blonde hair. Wearing a white shirt, a blue vest and a red skirt.
Brief Biography: A succubus who took up the noble art of dueling, she joined this deathmatch to prove that not all succubi are sex crazy manics, not that she would say no mind you.
Hit Points: 20/20
Name: Jaksim (Pufferfish)
Gender: Male
Age: 45
Race: ARGONIAN
Items: 2 short swords
Ability: Ability to dual wield any melee (Gives effect of knives), no ranged and -2 to defensive rolls. (Includes shield in dual wield, but not buckler as those are strapped to the arms.)
Appearance: Black scales, seven feet tall, scars on his face. No feathers, just horns. Face painted with the blood of his fallen foes. Reckless as hell. Likes the up-close battle.
Brief Biography: Argonian warlord looking to make money for more weaponry to take out the nearby tribes in Black Marsh. By himself.
Hit Points: 15/20; Heavy Bleeding, -1 HP a Turn (3 Turns)
Name: Neighpor (Persus13)
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Race: Houyhnhnm
Items: Staff of Rage
Ability: Trample: Neighpor gets +1 to damage when Melee, Its a freaking Horse: can't use weapons besides starting equipment.
Appearance: It looks like a horse, smells like a horse, and is a very smart horse.
Brief Biography:
Hit Points: 20/20
Name: Toe Star (Toaster)
Gender: Male
Age: 33
Race: American
Items: Shortsword
Ability: Opportunistic: Gains an additional +1 when melee attacking someone with a ranged weapon, but any counterstrike on him gets a +1.
Appearance: An average looking man in jeans and a T-shirt. Likes cheeseburgers and rock music.
Brief Biography: Toe Star joined this arena in an attempt to get rich quickly and easily, because yay for the easy way!
Hit Points: 17/20
Name: PX-0 (Krath)
Gender: None
Age: 1
Race: Robot
Items: Musket
Ability: Self-Defense Mainframe - PX-0 has +2 to defense rolls against the last enemy that attacked it (doesn't apply on their first attack, and only affects one person at a time), but -1 to offensive rolls.
Appearance: Metallic and skeletal, like a Terminator. Complete with soulless red eyes. Fun!
Brief Biography: An experimental android killbot security drone designed by a wealthy corporation. In order to test out its functions and work out the kinks, it was entered into the arena.
Hit Points: 20/20
Name: Sir Henry (Chink)
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Race: British
Items: None
Ability: Victorian Gentleman - +2 to duelling weapons(Pistols/Rapiers and similar weapons), -1 to all other weapons
Appearance: Tall, well-dressed.
Brief Biography:
Hit Points: 6/20
Name: Ryan (superBlast)
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Race: Human... mostly... I think.
Items: Shield
Ability: Technical Badass Pacifist (Get's even more points for anything other then killing. Loses points for directly killing someone.)
Appearance: A kinda short guy compared to average. People tend to think he's younger then he really is.
Brief Biography: He doesn't like killing people, though has no problem with horribly maiming them for life making them wish they was dead. So he actually doesn't want to be here... but due to bad loans with the loan shark that sponsors the arena, he has to or he's dead anyways.
Hit Points: 20/20
Name: !ku im La!ee (GreatWyrmGold)
Age: 3 (~25 in
Gender: Hermaphrodite
Race: Kogan (from Koge; small, flying humanoids)
Items: Glass Handcannon
Ability: Flight, -5 HP
Appearance: A winged humanoid about 3 feet tall, with purple scales and a long, thin tail. Ve wears garments like a backwards vest and frontwards shorts. Vis feet have talons, vis hands small claws.
Bio: !ku was a glorified street rat (well, the Kogan term translates closer to "Roof Pigeon", but same idea) until ve found a chance to join this tournament. Ve's not sure what a dollar is, but if he can sell it for a dozen a y!, ve'll be a rich Kogan.
HP: 8/15