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[borno]

Avast, ye scurvy (Not really) Pirate!
Have ye come here to play a healthy game?
Maybe ye need some fruit in ye life?
This is just the game for ye!

Spoiler: How ye play! (click to show/hide)

Well, all ye have to do is fill out this here form!
Name: (Ye name be here!)
Fruit: (What type of citrus-y fruit ye be!)
Gender: (Most fruits don't have genders, but oh well! Poetic License, ye sea dog!)
Country: (Where ye live!)
Bio: (Describe yeself!)
And that be all ye be needin' to do!

Spoiler: The Land of Fruitopia! (click to show/hide)

All three of the continents be in war for the isles of Helff. Sahowa has an advantage, bein' bigger 'n' all, but is further away. Also, the seas to Sahowa are known for their storms! Out of the two remainin', Ferooty has more military power, whereas Bitta be more economic. So, it comes down to whether ye want to be fightin' for the powerful but isolated continent, the strong continent, or the continent with the most booty. 'f course, ye can of been already livin' on the Isles, an' wanna fight back at th' encroaching forces!

Spoiler: What be this madness? (click to show/hide)

This is mostly just an experiment for me and practice for my artwork and maybe flash skills.
tl;dr, what happens when someone with a pirate fruit avatar makes a game.

[scapheap]

Name: Biscuit
Fruit: pineapple(I think it citrus)
Gender: Male
Country: Ferooty
Bio: A pale looking pineapple with a love for crabs.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Name:Hotdog
Fruit: Australian red finger lime
Gender: male
Country: Ferooty
Bio: a medium sized red fruit resembling a sausage, he has an irrational fear of barbecues.

[Dorftrottel]

Name: Grey
Fruit: Bergamot orange
Gender: male
Country: Bitta
Bio: A small and quite bitter green citrus fruit, with a tendency to facepalm in the face of utter stupidity.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Name: Purplegold
Fruit: Grape
Gender: Female
Nation: West Sahowa
Bio: Purplegold fell off the grapevine onto the deck of a ship and has been sailing ever since. He's a kindred spirit with Gray the orange.

[Remuthra]

Name: Polar Bear-uhh-fruit?
Fruit: Albino Pumpkin
Gender: Male
Country: Off the Map!
Bio: Some strange fruit from a land far to the north. Speaks backwards. Been on the ship for who knows how long, locked belowdecks.

[Gervassen]

Name: Pie Ratatouille
Fruit: Yes, Please
Gender: Male
Country: Someplace with a French accent
Bio: Pie Ratatouille is the antagonist of the game. He's a rat who dreams of being a famous French chef, and in order to do so, he plans to create an incredibly savory and avant-garde pie with various citrus fruits ground up and used as filling.

[borno]

Arr! Ye be comin' to! The light be gettin' brighter!

Ye wake up with a start. Ye try to remember who ye are, and realise that ye name is
Biscuit Ye look down at ye body, and see that ye be a Australian Red Finger Lime. Ye also realise that ye be a really Male but a little female hermaphrodite Ye then remember that ye are a pale looking pineapple with a love for crabs. But once ye think that ye have everything figured out, ye realise that ye don't know where ye are! You look around, and see a sign saying 'Ze West French Off The Map Bitta Sahowa Ferooty United Murder Farms' Ye quickly well up with horror. Ye are in a Murder farm! Somehow, even though ye just been born, ye know this isn't good as several other fruits charge ye after realising that ye had finally grown. Ye can't tell what these fruits be from a distance, but they if ye should get closer you'd be able to see.
War Roll: The War has started.

Spoiler: Author's Notes: (click to show/hide)

Arrgh! Ninjas! I CAN'T POST THE TURN WHEN EVERYONE KEEPS NINJA'ING ME!
 In case you were wondering, I determined who you were by dice rolls, with each number corresponding to a certain player. A 7 meant a combination of all 6.

Spoiler: Bisdog Mc Grey Purplegoldson (click to show/hide)

Name: Biscuit
Fruit: Australian Red Finger Lime, +3 to Stealth, -3 to interacting.
Gender: Really Male Hermaphrodite
Nation: United Island, +3 to Secret operations, -3 to fighting.
Bio: A pale looking finger lime with a love for crabs. +3 to crab related actions, -3 to health.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Oh darn, i thought this was a multiple character game

Oh well, run around a corner and hide behind something while the other fruits run past then secretly head to the beach and contact some crabs to help us escape

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh darn, i thought this was a multiple character game

Indeed.

Oh well, run around a corner and hide behind something while the other fruits run past then secretly head to the beach and contact some crabs to help us escape

Indeed.

[Jbg97]

Looking at this thread made me take a flamethrower to the local farmer's market. Not even the grapes escaped my wrath.

[Tsuchigumo550]

ptw. Also, the goal is to get the most "fruity booty", i presume.

[borno]

There be no corners to run around, nor anything to hide behind! This be a Murder Farm, not an escape farm! Ye still try to contact a crab anyway, and ye succeed! Using your crabbypathy, ye locate a group of crabs not to far from 'ere. That must mean that thar be a beach nearby, or at least a crab farm. On the bright side though, the shapes don't seem to be catchin' up.
War Roll: Bitta has economic troubles and is unable to send out troops yet! The Isles of Helff's natives' customs are facing controversy! Ferooty sends out many armies, and conquers the island from the natives! There are still pockets of resistance left though! Ferooty seeks to destroy the resistance, and mostly succeeds! The native's numbers are dwindling into the hundreds! Sahowa bides its time! United Islands are debating whether to attack or not!

Spoiler: Author Notes: (click to show/hide)

War rolls will happen either every three turns, or on a coin flip. You guys decide which, though.

Looking at this thread made me take a flamethrower to the local farmer's market. Not even the grapes escaped my wrath.

You monster!

Spoiler: Map! (click to show/hide)

[GreatWyrmGold]

I vote coin flip.

Flee to Crab Farm! Ride out on a crab!

[borno]

Ye trip up while fleeing. ARGH! Ye foot is in real damned pain now! Ye look back to see the shapes getting closer! In desperation ye call out once more to the crabs. They hear your signal, and are coming to your rescue!
War Roll: Bitta is still recovering from the recession! The natives are in disarray! Ferooty decides to wait before sending more troops! Sahowa is still quiet! United Islands' debating is quickly heating up!

Spoiler: Author's Notes: (click to show/hide)

Coin flip it is!

Spoiler: Biscuit: (click to show/hide)

Name: Biscuit
Fruit: Australian Red Finger Lime, +3 to Stealth, -3 to interacting.
Gender: Really Male Hermaphrodite
Nation: United Island, +3 to Secret operations, -3 to fighting.
Bio: A pale looking finger lime with a love for crabs. +3 to crab related actions, -3 to health.