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[hops]

I can confirm as someone who got progressively more done with the engineers as a Chemist to is trying to supply them with swags that I just learned how to make.

[Aedel]

SS13 is best when you're new. I remember my early days, they were fun.

Then I became hitler in an attempt to love the game again.

[hops]

Don't believe him.

He had always been Hitler. The Hitler was inside him all along.

[miauw62]

Ss13 is best before you realise that a) carrying brain damage pills on your person at all times is bad and b) brain damage isn't very good

[Kot]

SS13 is best when you put an mouse-trapped bomb in your backpack during revolution and the security begins to search you right in bridge, with all the heads around.

[miauw62]

Tgs has had people become heads after the originals went braindead, after which the round turned out to be rev and sid member was flashed while all the other heads trusted them completely.

[ThtblovesDF]

Stuff like that Is why I am banned on about half the servers, Kot ; )

[hops]

I like to make hilariously toxic pills and put them in with the hyperzines as an antag.

[sprinkled chariot]

Go to baystation version server.Make 50 potassium pill named anti-toxin(Dylovene) and 50 water pill named inapprovaline. Leave them with paper telling to take one of each, so you get tricordrazine inside yourself and get healed. Enjoy people GO BOOM.

[Kot]

I remember this one time I latejoined and just found incendiary grenades on the floor so I just took them and went for the escape shuttle which just docked. When I entered, there was cult everywhere, runes, conversions and shit, so I just went fuck it and set them off, while screaming "ALAHU AKBAR" at top of my lungs. the shuttle. A lot of people weren't amused but ultimately I didin't got banned because I was literally last non-cult person and I just stopped the whole cult, by myself. Actually, I got an one wish from some admin and finally wasted that on M1911-P (I was one of "good guys" so I didn't exactly got to fuck the station up with it) during some event.

[miauw62]

if you ever get a wish on tg, wait for april first and ask for admin.

[Arcvasti]

SS:13 is knocking someone out with a sleepypen as traitor, replacing a small item in their internals box with a remote-activated bomb inside a stealth container and then blowing them up fifteen minutes later when they'd all but forgotten about you.

[Aedel]

SS:13 is knocking someone out with a sleepypen as traitor, replacing a small item in their internals box with a remote-activated bomb inside a stealth container and then blowing them up fifteen minutes later when they'd all but forgotten about you.

SS13 is hiring an assistant to do that for you, them fucking up and forgetting, detonating the bomb on the assistant, breaching a hallway, killing half the crew and the target dying from an unrelated cause while you escape in a pod with security hacking the door open.

fun times

[TheBiggerFish]

Then why aren't you all playing?

[Aedel]

I am. Just on another server.