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[werty892]

Server is back up.

ALL HAIL THE GOD KING, PATRON OF SPHESS.

[Aseaheru]

The meme apparently dates back as far as the Fifties.

Which one? Also, the poster might date from there, I got it from a grandparrent...

[Nega]

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Don't ask.

[Aedel]

Department of Truth


Okay guys we finally woke up.. what'd we miss?

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WE TAKE ONE BREAK.

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[Knoxon]

And then the server died, the end.

[Vakothu]

Nah, it looks like the server just hiccuped.

[scrdest]

The meme apparently dates back as far as the Fifties.

Which one? Also, the poster might date from there, I got it from a grandparrent...

Blinkenlights. The poster's probably from the Seventies, though.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Department of Truth


Okay guys we finally woke up.. what'd we miss?

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WE TAKE ONE BREAK.

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Oh, for fucks sake, guys.

[Darvi]

Bears

[blazing glory]

AI! Call the escape shuttle!

[miauw62]

>using verbs when addressing the AI.

Git gud

[IcyTea31]

AI! Call the escape shuttle!

You didn't say please~

Since the AI's name is right there in everyone's PDAs, there's really no IC excuse not to use its name, either. Of course, it's all about the character and how they treat silicons.

[Isdar]

Was bored, decided to write a few AI announcements you might see in the future. Probably write a few more when I get a idea.

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The Alert level has been lowered to Green.  Weapons worn by security/headstaff are to be hidden, except in emergencies. No unauthorized searches are allowed. All searches must be done with a signed warrant from the Head of Security. Suit sensors are no longed manditory.

The Alert level ha been raised to Blue.  Security may have weapons visible, but not drawn unless needed. Any weaponry from the Armory is allowed to be given out to Security personnel with clearance from the Warden or the HoS. Body Armour and helmets are recommended but not mandatory.  Random body and workplace searches are allowed without warrant, and all personnel are recommended to comply with Security requests. Suit sensors are manditory, but coordinate positions are not required.

This is a personnal message from your Artificial Intelligence system to all crew. All requests to enter areas you are not authorized to enter will be denied unless a permission from the respective Head of Staff belonging to the department which you want entry has been given. Permission is not needed if there is an ongoing emergency in the area.

And no, im not going to write one for Red Alert, because that never happens. Ever.

[Aseaheru]

I have seen red levels called on this server.

[Nienhaus]

Was bored, decided to write a few AI announcements you might see in the future. Probably write a few more when I get a idea.

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The Alert level has been lowered to Green.  Weapons worn by security/headstaff are to be hidden, except in emergencies. No unauthorized searches are allowed. All searches must be done with a signed warrant from the Head of Security. Suit sensors are no longed manditory.

The Alert level ha been raised to Blue.  Security may have weapons visible, but not drawn unless needed. Any weaponry from the Armory is allowed to be given out to Security personnel with clearance from the Warden or the HoS. Body Armour and helmets are recommended but not mandatory.  Random body and workplace searches are allowed without warrant, and all personnel are recommended to comply with Security requests. Suit sensors are manditory, but coordinate positions are not required.

This is a personnal message from your Artificial Intelligence system to all crew. All requests to enter areas you are not authorized to enter will be denied unless a permission from the respective Head of Staff belonging to the department which you want entry has been given. Permission is not needed if there is an ongoing emergency in the area.

And no, im not going to write one for Red Alert, because that never happens. Ever.

Well that's a lie.