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[Isdar]

Was bored, decided to write a few AI announcements you might see in the future. Probably write a few more when I get a idea.

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The Alert level has been lowered to Green.  Weapons worn by security/headstaff are to be hidden, except in emergencies. No unauthorized searches are allowed. All searches must be done with a signed warrant from the Head of Security. Suit sensors are no longed manditory.

The Alert level ha been raised to Blue.  Security may have weapons visible, but not drawn unless needed. Any weaponry from the Armory is allowed to be given out to Security personnel with clearance from the Warden or the HoS. Body Armour and helmets are recommended but not mandatory.  Random body and workplace searches are allowed without warrant, and all personnel are recommended to comply with Security requests. Suit sensors are manditory, but coordinate positions are not required.

This is a personnal message from your Artificial Intelligence system to all crew. All requests to enter areas you are not authorized to enter will be denied unless a permission from the respective Head of Staff belonging to the department which you want entry has been given. Permission is not needed if there is an ongoing emergency in the area.

And no, im not going to write one for Red Alert, because that never happens. Ever.

Well that's a lie.

Are you telling me that there are heads of staff that believe in such disgusting idea such as order, good RP and proper code of conduct during emergencies? I can't fathom the very tought.
But, anyway. Wrote some more.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Alert level has been lowered to Green.  Weapons worn by security/headstaff are to be hidden, except in emergencies. No unauthorized searches are allowed. Secure areas are recommended to be left unbolted. All searches must be done with a signed warrant from the Head of Security. Suit sensors are no longed manditory.

The Alert level has been raised to Blue.  Security may have weapons visible, but not drawn unless needed. Any weaponry from the Armory is allowed to be given out to Security personnel with clearance from the Warden or the HoS. Body Armour and helmets are recommended but not mandatory.  Random body and workplace searches are allowed without warrant, and all personnel are recommended to comply with Security requests. Secure areas may be bolted down. Suit sensors are manditory, but coordinate positions are not required.

The Alert level has been raised to Red. Security may have weapons drawn at all times. Body armour and helmets are manditory. Random body and workplace searches are allowed and recommended. Secure areas are recommended to be bolted. Suit sensors and coordinate positions are mandatory.  Personnel must comply with all Security requests. ERT may be authorised. All personnel are to comply with their directions.

This is a personnal message from your Artificial Intelligence system to all crew. All requests to enter areas you are not authorized to enter will be denied unless a permission from the respective Head of Staff belonging to the department which you want entry has been given. Permission is not needed if there is an ongoing emergency in the area.
Evacuation procedures are underway.  All personnel must assist in the evacuation. All Personnel are to report to the evacuation zone. If there is no clear passage to the evacuation zone, escape pods can be found in Arrivals, Engineering and Security. All personnel must be brought to the evacuation zone, regardless of their concious state. Clonable bodies are to the brought to the evacuation zone to be cloned at Central Command. All prisoners are to the brought to the evacuation zone, unless they pose a risk to any personnel. AI units are to be brought onboard if structural failure is likely. Shortening the shuttle launcher timer may be authorised if their is a clear threat to shuttle integrity or life.

A viral outbreak has been detected on the station. All Medical and Security personnel are recommended to make use of Biohazard suits. Any personnel feeling sick are required to report to Medbay for quarantine and treatment. Any sick personnel refusing quarantine or treatment is to be apprehended by Security and brought to Medbay. Medical staff may hand out face masks for the crew. All hands are recommended to be washed after toilet visits and before eating.

A phoron fire has been detected on the station. Atmospheric and Engineering personnel are to contain and extinguish the fire. All other personnel are recommended to stay away from the affected areas. Under no circumstances are any flashing emergency doors to be opened.

A major breach has been detected on the station. Engineering personnel are to contain the damage and repair any structural damage. Atmospheric personnel are to restore atmospheric conditions in the damaged areas. Any other personnel are recommened to stay away from the damaged areas. Under no circumstances are any flashing emergency doors to be opened.                                             

Anyone is free to use them. Any ideas or criticism is also welcome!

[Aedel]

Only when admins are the heads. Only when admins are the heads...

Or its Skye.

[IcyTea31]

How about a message for in case of supermatter explosion?

I don't play heads often, but when I do, I remember to adjust the alert level appropriately.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Honestly a super matter explosion should be detectable enough for centcomm to send a shuttle auto when it happens.

[Aedel]

Of course, a supermatter explosion is no ground for a shuttlecall unless it explodes during a blackout, so such a thing is unneeded.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Only when admins are the heads. Only when admins are the heads...

Or its Skye.

AHEM.

I set it to red alert as much as I can. Problem is, you need multiple people to set it to red.

[hops]

I don't really care about people using names for AI unless there are multiple AIs. I mean, the entire point of the AI most of the time is to not act human, and being humanised with a name is not one way to go about it.

[HissinhWalnuts]

From what I can tell every time the super matter explodes its due to incompetent engineers who don't know the magic of solars.

[Aedel]

Only when admins are the heads. Only when admins are the heads...

Or its Skye.

AHEM.

I set it to red alert as much as I can. Problem is, you need multiple people to set it to red.

Thats being changed to one soon, possibly.

[AH]

Fear the SAGE BRAIN.

Also Mutiny is fun. Only if you're Command/sec though. Regular crew just have to suck it up and cry if they get demoted.

[Aedel]

Its hard to get normal crew involved. ;u;

[KingofstarrySkies]

Only when admins are the heads. Only when admins are the heads...

Or its Skye.

AHEM.

I set it to red alert as much as I can. Problem is, you need multiple people to set it to red.

Thats being changed to one soon, possibly.

Oh, thank God. It's about damned time. 

[Isdar]

How about a message for in case of supermatter explosion?

I don't play heads often, but when I do, I remember to adjust the alert level appropriately.

Most people take notice of the supermatter exploding, and there is a ingame messaging system regarding it being damaged. I can write one for you seeing that the temperature in the chamber has reached the level that the supermatter actually starts taking damage, before the automatic message system kicks in.

[Naverin]

Speaking of super matter explosions.   What drugs can you take after the explosion to counter the radiation/hallucinations ?

[Darvi]

Ryetalin and antitox should take care of most radiation damage (why the fuck people make ryetalin pills with more than 1u each is beyond me), but I don't think that you can in any way prevent or get rid of the hallucinations short of waiting it out.