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[Bluebiscuit]

Just had one of the most awesome rounds.

[Snip]

- Chaos on the station. It's a changeling round and people are being turned into the clown, there's a voice-changer virus loose too and spiders everywhere.

I was the virologist on that round

[Erils]

I always seem to get murdered when I play as the chef. Sadly, its the only job I know how to do, and its my favorite.

[Nick K]

Did the server go down?

[Eagle_eye]

It appears so.

[Octobomb]

I can't get on either. Shame.
EDIT: Backup seems to be down too. Confirm? Other server work fine.

[Vactor]

server is back up

[MrWillsauce]

Banana cream pies filled with polytrinic acid don't melt people's faces off when thrown. Coders, please fix this.

[garfield751]

There's also a bug right now with mech rechargers, instead of recharging your mech it actually drains it

[LordSlowpoke]

There's also a bug right now with mech rechargers, instead of recharging your mech it actually drains it

now we need a way to generate power with mechs and we have ourselves a power source

ENGINEER REQUESTED AT THIS POSITION

[miauw62]

You're implying that it actually sends the power back into the grid instead of vaporizing it.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke glares at miauw.

ENGINEER REQUESTED AT THIS POSITION

[Iceblaster]

Spoiler: Accidental Gateway Excursions! (click to show/hide)

Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Yaaar"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I am enemy soldier"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I am here to take your women"
The energy sword is now active.
The energy combat shield is now active.
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I AM ENEMY SOLDIER"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "DEATH TO THE PROFLIGATES"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) exclaims, "AVE!"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "YAAR"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) asks, "HAVE YOU SEEN PROFLIGATES?"
That's Syndicate Operative.
Death to Nanotrasen.
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "YAAAR"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) asks, "HAE YOU SEEN PROFLIGATES AROUND?"
Syndicate Operative says, "Sup, man."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I AM IN SEARCH OF PROFLIGATES"
Syndicate Operative says, "The hell are you rambling about?"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I AM IN NO WAY A PROFLIGATE MYSELF"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "FOR I AM ENEMY SOLDIER"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "A TRUE PROFLIGATE HUNTER"
Syndicate Operative stares.
Syndicate Operative says, "What?"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "...."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I uh..."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) asks, "Do you have a gateway here?"
Syndicate Operative says, "Look, didn't Command warn you about the space drugs?"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I kinda uh..."
Syndicate Operative says, "Yeah. We recovered one on this ship."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Oh uh"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) exclaims, "Yay!"
Syndicate Operative says, "This way."
Syndicate Operative says, "Shouldn't you know this?"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Waaait"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Uh.."
Syndicate Operative points to Secure Storage
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Yes"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) exclaims, "I do know this!"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I am just uh..."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Needing refresher"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Da"
Syndicate Operative says, "..."
Syndicate Operative says, "We don't hire Russians."
Syndicate Operative says, "IMPOSTER!"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "..."
ÿSyndicate Operative punches Syndicate Commando!
Your armor softens the blow!
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I'M SORRY"
ÿSyndicate Operative punches Syndicate Commando!
Your armor softens the blow!
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I JUST WANT TO GO HOME"
Syndicate Operative says, "Who are you?!"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "...Well uh..."
The energy combat shield can now be concealed.
The energy sword can now be concealed.
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) exclaims, "A person!"
ÿSyndicate Operative punches Vladmir Dimitri!
Your armor softens the blow!
You are not holding anything to equip.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "OW"
Syndicate Operative says, "A person."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yes"
You put the box into the security satchel.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security).
Vladmir Dimitri shows you:  Vladmir Dimitri's ID Card (Head of Security): assignment: Head of Security
You put Vladmir Dimitri's ID Card (Head of Security) into the security satchel.
Syndicate Operative says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Looong story short"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I accidently fell into a gateway"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "And ended up here"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Apologies fro ruining a raid"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Buuuut"
You put the ID into PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security)'s slot.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I swear it was an accident"
Syndicate Operative says, "Another witness."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Sorry!"
Syndicate Operative raises the C-20r..
Vladmir Dimitri says, "D-Don't hurt me..."
That's Syndicate Operative.
Death to Nanotrasen.
Syndicate Operative says, "Some head of security."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Erm..."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "I'm sorry?"
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "IF I haven't said that enough?"
*---------*
This is  Walter Strider!
He is wearing  a ÿCentcom officer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a bulletproof vest.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  ÿthe head of personnel's headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Walter Strider's ID Card (Bridge Officer).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
*---------*
This is  Syndicate Operative!
He is wearing  a tactical turtleneck.
He is wearing  a ÿSWAT helmet on his head.
He is wearing  an armor.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He has  some combat gloves on his hands.
He is wearing  some ÿSWAT shoes on his feet.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He is wearing  Syndicate Operative's ID Card (Operative).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Erm...."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Are you theeere?"
OOC: Octobomb: AFK temporarily
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I don't think I'll move..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "A bit scared for my life"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "And I'd rather not die"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I hope that's fine with you guys"
Vladmir Dimitri chuckles.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I mean what wouldn't be fine"
Operative Skylar asks, "Hey could one of you go outs- ........ Who are you?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Long or short?"
Operative Skylar says, "Whichever one you thinks keeps you from being shot."
OOC: Shadowguardian1337: im getting a headache, gtg guys.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Well I fell into a gateway, ended up here, subdued an operative"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Took his suit"
OOC: Dack_janiels: seeya!
Operative Skylar asks, "Where is the operative?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Tried to get out witht he help of one of your guys"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Came here"
OOC: Agent.nihilist: peace
Anaya Hardin says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Aaaaand then"
Anaya Hardin asks, "Who are you?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Then I thought everyone had went back to being weird so I just stood here"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Then you showed up"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Hey there"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Then you showed up"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "THen this happened"
That's Syndicate Operative.
Death to Nanotrasen.
Anaya Hardin stares.
Operative Skylar says, "Okay. Remind me why we shouldn't shoot you."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Operative Skylar says, "I don't remember that part."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "I won't tell on you?"
Anaya Hardin says, "You can't tell on us if you're dead."
Operative Skylar says, "You won't tell on us dead either."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Whaaaat if I show you that subdued operative?"
Operative Skylar says, "Okay."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "THen would that be good enough?"
Operative Skylar asks, "Where is he?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I mean I did say profligate a lot"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "If anything, that should be a good enough impression of guys in red skirts"
Vladmir Dimitri says, ".."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Wait"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Those aren't skirts"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yep"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Not skirts"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "...Damnit"
Anaya Hardin says, "It's a hardsuit."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yeah yeah"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Figured that out"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Anyway"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "OFF WE GO!"
Operative Skylar says, "...."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "He might be a bit dead though"
Anaya Hardin says, "..."
Operative Skylar says, "He's dead."
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Sorry!"
Anaya Hardin asks, "Shit, is that Sam?"
Operative Skylar says, "Think so."
Operative Skylar has attempted to kick Syndicate Commando!
Anaya Hardin sighs.
Anaya Hardin says, "Wonder why his implant didn't go off..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Waaaaaait"
The PDA softly beeps.
Operative Skylar says, "Huh."
ÿVladmir Dimitri has thrown PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security).
Anaya Hardin has been hit by PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security).
Vladmir Dimitri says, "LOOK"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I REMMEBERED"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Muhhahahahha"
Operative Skylar says, "Hang on I think I have the activator for that."
Anaya Hardin says, "Oh."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Anaya Hardin says, "You're one of our infiltrators."
Operative Skylar rummages in her pockets.
ÿAnaya Hardin has thrown PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security).
Vladmir Dimitri has been hit by PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security).
Your armor has softened hit to your chest.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yeeeep"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "OW"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Shit those hurt..."
Anaya Hardin says, "Obviously not the best."
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Hey!"
You cannot hear yourself!
You cannot hear yourself!
You cannot hear yourself!
Anaya Hardin talks but you cannot hear them.
You cannot hear yourself!
Operative Skylar talks but you cannot hear them.
You cannot hear yourself!
You cannot hear yourself!
Anaya Hardin talks but you cannot hear them.
Anaya Hardin talks but you cannot hear them.
You cannot hear yourself!
Operative Skylar asks, "Can you?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yeah"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Now I can"
Anaya Hardin says, "Right. Time for you to fuck off."
Anaya Hardin says, "This is a real operation performed by soldiers."
Operative Skylar says, "Yup. I think it's time you got back to the Gateway."
Anaya Hardin says, "Spies aren't wanted."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "But..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I'm perfect in sting ops"
You gobble the the space fries.
Operative Skylar asks, "We're going to have to open the old fashioned way huh?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Mmmm Space fries"
Anaya Hardin says, "Yep."
You gobble the the space fries.
Operative Skylar says, "I'll go get Flicker's C4."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "So"
Anaya Hardin puts the gas mask into the backpack.
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Are you free for the weekend?"
Anaya Hardin says, "..."
Anaya Hardin fires the ÿC-20r SMG!
Vladmir Dimitri is hit by a bullet in the head!
The security beret fell off your head!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Me and My girlfirned would love to have someone as beautiful as you~"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "OW"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "GODDAMNIT"
Operative Skylar says, "..."
Operative Skylar says, "Don't want to know."
Anaya Hardin shakes her head.
Vladmir Dimitri whispers, "Fucking bitch..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yaaaay"
Operative Skylar says, "Huh."
 *beep*
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Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "DAAAW"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "A PUPPY"
Operative Skylar fires the ÿC-20r SMG!
The ÿcorgi puppy is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "YOU BASTARD"
This is Optical Material Scanner. It is a small item.
Very confusing glasses.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Hey"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I wanted those..."
Operative Skylar says, "Our loot."
Anaya Hardin says, "This is all trash..."
This is a repair droid. It is a item.
Automated repair droid. Scans exosuit for damage and repairs it. Can fix almost all types of external or internal damage.
That's an ÿAPLU "Firefighter".
Standart APLU chassis was refitted with additional thermal protection and cistern.
It's fully intact.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "If you wanted my number, don't be afraid to ask~"
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar says, "For the record, I am going to stab you if you say that."
Anaya Hardin says, "Gate's up."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "What about you sexy?"
Anaya Hardin says, "Now get out-"
Anaya Hardin fires the ÿC-20r SMG!
Vladmir Dimitri is hit by a bullet in the head!
Your armor softens the blow!
The security beret fell off your head!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "OW"
Operative Skylar puts the ÿSWAT helmet into the backpack.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "SONOFABITCH"
Karrin Murphy (as Operative Skylar) puts the gas mask into the backpack.
Anaya Hardin says, "Get out."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Goddamnit... knocked my mask off"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Hat"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "nNot mask"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Damnit brain"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "AND I HAVE RETURNED!"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "AND I HAVE RETURNED!"

[Slayerhero90]

That was exciting.

Nobody set up the engine so no power for most of the station, medbay lasted the longest.
Head of Something-or-Other failed to realize this is an RP game.
Vines in med station.
Brain rot for everybody.
The chef and I had to team up so we could keep eachother standing.
I announced my character's full name (Hyacinthe Bisset de l'Alsace-Lorraine).
Confusedly wandering the wallspace.
Dashing through the overgrowth to safety.

Is Archibald P. Wibblestein a forumite's character?

[Nick K]

Went on an expedition through the gateway as traitor scientist because my mime target was on it. Found an energy axe.

On the way out, I zap her with the traitor crossbow and attack her with it. It kills her in 2 hits. Dead outright - not crit. When the round finishes I take a few swings at the CE in his armoured hardsuit. 2 hits to death again. That's by far the most brutal weapon I've had in SS13.

[Cheedows]

There's a reason it's so rare...