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[Glloyd]

Well, I'm back, so I'm going to update the server over the next few days, and we can get all the fun new stuff that /tg/ has added in my absence.

[Cheedows]

Would you mind giving us hints of the mentioned fun stuff?

[MrWillsauce]

Also please make it so that I can make corrosive banana cream pies. It will make being a traitor clown so much more fun.

[Octobomb]

Spoiler: Accidental Gateway Excursions! (click to show/hide)

Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Yaaar"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I am enemy soldier"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I am here to take your women"
The energy sword is now active.
The energy combat shield is now active.
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I AM ENEMY SOLDIER"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "DEATH TO THE PROFLIGATES"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) exclaims, "AVE!"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "YAAR"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) asks, "HAVE YOU SEEN PROFLIGATES?"
That's Syndicate Operative.
Death to Nanotrasen.
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "YAAAR"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) asks, "HAE YOU SEEN PROFLIGATES AROUND?"
Syndicate Operative says, "Sup, man."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I AM IN SEARCH OF PROFLIGATES"
Syndicate Operative says, "The hell are you rambling about?"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I AM IN NO WAY A PROFLIGATE MYSELF"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "FOR I AM ENEMY SOLDIER"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "A TRUE PROFLIGATE HUNTER"
Syndicate Operative stares.
Syndicate Operative says, "What?"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "...."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I uh..."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) asks, "Do you have a gateway here?"
Syndicate Operative says, "Look, didn't Command warn you about the space drugs?"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I kinda uh..."
Syndicate Operative says, "Yeah. We recovered one on this ship."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Oh uh"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) exclaims, "Yay!"
Syndicate Operative says, "This way."
Syndicate Operative says, "Shouldn't you know this?"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Waaait"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Uh.."
Syndicate Operative points to Secure Storage
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Yes"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) exclaims, "I do know this!"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I am just uh..."
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Needing refresher"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "Da"
Syndicate Operative says, "..."
Syndicate Operative says, "We don't hire Russians."
Syndicate Operative says, "IMPOSTER!"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "..."
ÿSyndicate Operative punches Syndicate Commando!
Your armor softens the blow!
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I'M SORRY"
ÿSyndicate Operative punches Syndicate Commando!
Your armor softens the blow!
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "I JUST WANT TO GO HOME"
Syndicate Operative says, "Who are you?!"
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) says, "...Well uh..."
The energy combat shield can now be concealed.
The energy sword can now be concealed.
Vladmir Dimitri (as Syndicate Commando) exclaims, "A person!"
ÿSyndicate Operative punches Vladmir Dimitri!
Your armor softens the blow!
You are not holding anything to equip.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "OW"
Syndicate Operative says, "A person."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yes"
You put the box into the security satchel.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security).
Vladmir Dimitri shows you:  Vladmir Dimitri's ID Card (Head of Security): assignment: Head of Security
You put Vladmir Dimitri's ID Card (Head of Security) into the security satchel.
Syndicate Operative says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Looong story short"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I accidently fell into a gateway"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "And ended up here"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Apologies fro ruining a raid"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Buuuut"
You put the ID into PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security)'s slot.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I swear it was an accident"
Syndicate Operative says, "Another witness."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Sorry!"
Syndicate Operative raises the C-20r..
Vladmir Dimitri says, "D-Don't hurt me..."
That's Syndicate Operative.
Death to Nanotrasen.
Syndicate Operative says, "Some head of security."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Erm..."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "I'm sorry?"
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "IF I haven't said that enough?"
*---------*
This is  Walter Strider!
He is wearing  a ÿCentcom officer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a bulletproof vest.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  ÿthe head of personnel's headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Walter Strider's ID Card (Bridge Officer).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
*---------*
This is  Syndicate Operative!
He is wearing  a tactical turtleneck.
He is wearing  a ÿSWAT helmet on his head.
He is wearing  an armor.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He has  some combat gloves on his hands.
He is wearing  some ÿSWAT shoes on his feet.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He is wearing  Syndicate Operative's ID Card (Operative).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Erm...."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Are you theeere?"
OOC: Octobomb: AFK temporarily
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I don't think I'll move..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "A bit scared for my life"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "And I'd rather not die"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I hope that's fine with you guys"
Vladmir Dimitri chuckles.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I mean what wouldn't be fine"
Operative Skylar asks, "Hey could one of you go outs- ........ Who are you?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Long or short?"
Operative Skylar says, "Whichever one you thinks keeps you from being shot."
OOC: Shadowguardian1337: im getting a headache, gtg guys.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Well I fell into a gateway, ended up here, subdued an operative"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Took his suit"
OOC: Dack_janiels: seeya!
Operative Skylar asks, "Where is the operative?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Tried to get out witht he help of one of your guys"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Came here"
OOC: Agent.nihilist: peace
Anaya Hardin says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Aaaaand then"
Anaya Hardin asks, "Who are you?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Then I thought everyone had went back to being weird so I just stood here"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Then you showed up"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Hey there"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Then you showed up"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "THen this happened"
That's Syndicate Operative.
Death to Nanotrasen.
Anaya Hardin stares.
Operative Skylar says, "Okay. Remind me why we shouldn't shoot you."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Operative Skylar says, "I don't remember that part."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "I won't tell on you?"
Anaya Hardin says, "You can't tell on us if you're dead."
Operative Skylar says, "You won't tell on us dead either."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Whaaaat if I show you that subdued operative?"
Operative Skylar says, "Okay."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "THen would that be good enough?"
Operative Skylar asks, "Where is he?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I mean I did say profligate a lot"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "If anything, that should be a good enough impression of guys in red skirts"
Vladmir Dimitri says, ".."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Wait"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Those aren't skirts"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yep"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Not skirts"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "...Damnit"
Anaya Hardin says, "It's a hardsuit."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yeah yeah"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Figured that out"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Anyway"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "OFF WE GO!"
Operative Skylar says, "...."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "He might be a bit dead though"
Anaya Hardin says, "..."
Operative Skylar says, "He's dead."
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Sorry!"
Anaya Hardin asks, "Shit, is that Sam?"
Operative Skylar says, "Think so."
Operative Skylar has attempted to kick Syndicate Commando!
Anaya Hardin sighs.
Anaya Hardin says, "Wonder why his implant didn't go off..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Waaaaaait"
The PDA softly beeps.
Operative Skylar says, "Huh."
ÿVladmir Dimitri has thrown PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security).
Anaya Hardin has been hit by PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security).
Vladmir Dimitri says, "LOOK"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I REMMEBERED"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Muhhahahahha"
Operative Skylar says, "Hang on I think I have the activator for that."
Anaya Hardin says, "Oh."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Anaya Hardin says, "You're one of our infiltrators."
Operative Skylar rummages in her pockets.
ÿAnaya Hardin has thrown PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security).
Vladmir Dimitri has been hit by PDA-Vladmir Dimitri (Head of Security).
Your armor has softened hit to your chest.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yeeeep"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "OW"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Shit those hurt..."
Anaya Hardin says, "Obviously not the best."
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Hey!"
You cannot hear yourself!
You cannot hear yourself!
You cannot hear yourself!
Anaya Hardin talks but you cannot hear them.
You cannot hear yourself!
Operative Skylar talks but you cannot hear them.
You cannot hear yourself!
You cannot hear yourself!
Anaya Hardin talks but you cannot hear them.
Anaya Hardin talks but you cannot hear them.
You cannot hear yourself!
Operative Skylar asks, "Can you?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yeah"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Now I can"
Anaya Hardin says, "Right. Time for you to fuck off."
Anaya Hardin says, "This is a real operation performed by soldiers."
Operative Skylar says, "Yup. I think it's time you got back to the Gateway."
Anaya Hardin says, "Spies aren't wanted."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "But..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I'm perfect in sting ops"
You gobble the the space fries.
Operative Skylar asks, "We're going to have to open the old fashioned way huh?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Mmmm Space fries"
Anaya Hardin says, "Yep."
You gobble the the space fries.
Operative Skylar says, "I'll go get Flicker's C4."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "So"
Anaya Hardin puts the gas mask into the backpack.
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Are you free for the weekend?"
Anaya Hardin says, "..."
Anaya Hardin fires the ÿC-20r SMG!
Vladmir Dimitri is hit by a bullet in the head!
The security beret fell off your head!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Me and My girlfirned would love to have someone as beautiful as you~"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "OW"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "GODDAMNIT"
Operative Skylar says, "..."
Operative Skylar says, "Don't want to know."
Anaya Hardin shakes her head.
Vladmir Dimitri whispers, "Fucking bitch..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yaaaay"
Operative Skylar says, "Huh."
 *beep*
 Message from You are our lucky grand prize winner! (Unknown / spam?), "You have won tickets to the newest crime drama DETECTIVE MYSTERY IN THE CLAMITY CAPER!" (Unable to Reply)
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "DAAAW"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "A PUPPY"
Operative Skylar fires the ÿC-20r SMG!
The ÿcorgi puppy is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "YOU BASTARD"
This is Optical Material Scanner. It is a small item.
Very confusing glasses.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Hey"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I wanted those..."
Operative Skylar says, "Our loot."
Anaya Hardin says, "This is all trash..."
This is a repair droid. It is a item.
Automated repair droid. Scans exosuit for damage and repairs it. Can fix almost all types of external or internal damage.
That's an ÿAPLU "Firefighter".
Standart APLU chassis was refitted with additional thermal protection and cistern.
It's fully intact.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "If you wanted my number, don't be afraid to ask~"
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar pries the large crate open.
Operative Skylar says, "For the record, I am going to stab you if you say that."
Anaya Hardin says, "Gate's up."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "What about you sexy?"
Anaya Hardin says, "Now get out-"
Anaya Hardin fires the ÿC-20r SMG!
Vladmir Dimitri is hit by a bullet in the head!
Your armor softens the blow!
The security beret fell off your head!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "OW"
Operative Skylar puts the ÿSWAT helmet into the backpack.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "SONOFABITCH"
Karrin Murphy (as Operative Skylar) puts the gas mask into the backpack.
Anaya Hardin says, "Get out."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Goddamnit... knocked my mask off"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Hat"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "nNot mask"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Damnit brain"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "AND I HAVE RETURNED!"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "AND I HAVE RETURNED!"

Oh Goddammit. I knew I was missing fun stuffs.

[KingofstarrySkies]

First off, YAY UPDAAAAATES
Second, I led the gateway expedition that led to so and so finding an energy axe. In the end, I died because the CE started shooting at me, so I shot back, and then everyone ganked me. Also, the gateway was a massive letdown. BUT I SHALL NOT GIVE UP! I shall try again, and again! OVER AND OVER! FOR VICTORY!

[Nihilist]

A massive battle between a clown/monkey and a geneticist went on in the early hours of the morning.
It all started with a few prank medbay calls and subsequent banana peelings, and quickly escalated to some sleep-toxin spiked tea and a monkey SE injection.
Said clown monkey was left with a note and a clean injector, detailing the understand of his love for bananas and the procedure increase his application as well as reverse his condition.

The geneticist ended up injecting the clean SE himself after hearing the monkey clown chimper around for a bit, restoring it to it's clown state, only to be chased through out the station, right into a huge mess of space vines.

Trying to figure out how to deal with this new problem, the geneticist slipped on a banana peel and promtply had his half his stuff stripped off by the clown, and the retaliated with another monkey injection.

After further banana shenanigans resulting in the theft of his dpa and keycard, the geneticist was repeatedly bitten by the monkey and mauled with a welding tool. He died shortly after punching out the monkey, but the story doesn't end there.

Apparently stricken with remorse, the clownkey then dragged his body to the cloning machine, only to find he couldn't work it, or inject himself with the last of the clean SE injectors.

Then he was alone, all alone on a station slowly being consumed by space vines.

[Octobomb]

Okay, so I had to leave, which made me sad, but if the round ends like I'm hoping, it will make me very happy. Please, please tell me what happens at the end...

[MCipher]

14 Players, absolutely no admins on, and people are desiring admins due to boredom. Can we get some admins on?

[LeoLeonardoIII]

A massive battle between a clown/monkey and a geneticist went on in the early hours of the morning.
It all started with a few prank medbay calls and subsequent banana peelings, and quickly escalated to some sleep-toxin spiked tea and a monkey SE injection.
Said clown monkey was left with a note and a clean injector, detailing the understand of his love for bananas and the procedure increase his application as well as reverse his condition.

The geneticist ended up injecting the clean SE himself after hearing the monkey clown chimper around for a bit, restoring it to it's clown state, only to be chased through out the station, right into a huge mess of space vines.

Trying to figure out how to deal with this new problem, the geneticist slipped on a banana peel and promtply had his half his stuff stripped off by the clown, and the retaliated with another monkey injection.

After further banana shenanigans resulting in the theft of his dpa and keycard, the geneticist was repeatedly bitten by the monkey and mauled with a welding tool. He died shortly after punching out the monkey, but the story doesn't end there.

Apparently stricken with remorse, the clownkey then dragged his body to the cloning machine, only to find he couldn't work it, or inject himself with the last of the clean SE injectors.

Then he was alone, all alone on a station slowly being consumed by space vines.

D: ^saaaad _honk

[BigD145]

Gateway was open and Spike was chemist so what does he do? Make drugs, of course, and spike the grog at the beach. He also made space drugs, named them Gateway Drugs, and placed them at the gateway room. Then he got involved in a cult and made many walls and teleport runes.

[Slayerhero90]

Gateway was open and Spike was chemist so what does he do? Make drugs, of course, and spike the grog at the beach. He also made space drugs, named them Gateway Drugs, and placed them at the gateway room. Then he got involved in a cult and made many walls and teleport runes.

I took a happy pill.
Don't take a happy pill.

[BigD145]

The happy pill is a good pill. Also waves. Three hours of waves.

[Slayerhero90]

The happy pill is a good pill. Also waves. Three hours of waves.

Happy pill is demonic threats and loud sounds and fake angry people.

[BigD145]

You should have started with the gateway drug before hitting the harder stuff.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Now, I could go try to recall my amazing adventure as Jericho: The ling that lived, but I will simply put it this way:

Miranda was duped by a masterfully executed fake death, so I switched clothes and faces, and did one of the hardest objectives IMO for a ling: Stolen a brain. I got EVERYTHING.

Except two more genomes. But dammit, no matter how many times I died, even though a xeno was RIGHT THERE before I jumped into the pod and strapped in...

I fuckin' made it.