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[My Name is Immaterial]

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All kidding aside, it's usually pretty funny when the librarian does it. Especially from a secret location.

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I mean, they do have a bomb shelter already built for them. I've waited out alien attacks in there before.

The only time it's not funny is when SOMEONE blows up the library. NOT COOL. Now how are we supposed to make infinite robusting tools that we can pass off as tools of the trade?

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Only an irresponsible dick would blow up the library to stop the librarian from reading porn over the radio.



A responsible dick will crack open a high-pressure canny of plasma, toss in some lighters, and responsibly close the fire shutters to keep the blaze confined to the library. :V

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You know, I think It might have been you who blew up my library that one time I read WGW.

[Itnetlolor]

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All kidding aside, it's usually pretty funny when the librarian does it. Especially from a secret location.

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I mean, they do have a bomb shelter already built for them. I've waited out alien attacks in there before.

The only time it's not funny is when SOMEONE blows up the library. NOT COOL. Now how are we supposed to make infinite robusting tools that we can pass off as tools of the trade?

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Only an irresponsible dick would blow up the library to stop the librarian from reading porn over the radio.



A responsible dick will crack open a high-pressure canny of plasma, toss in some lighters, and responsibly close the fire shutters to keep the blaze confined to the library. :V

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A (7,15,30) is more fun though. Not to mention, thoroughly obliterates them and their material, and what remains of the library and the nearby facilities.


Of course, setting off a super-heated CO2 canister also works.

[Flying Dice]

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All kidding aside, it's usually pretty funny when the librarian does it. Especially from a secret location.

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I mean, they do have a bomb shelter already built for them. I've waited out alien attacks in there before.

The only time it's not funny is when SOMEONE blows up the library. NOT COOL. Now how are we supposed to make infinite robusting tools that we can pass off as tools of the trade?

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Only an irresponsible dick would blow up the library to stop the librarian from reading porn over the radio.



A responsible dick will crack open a high-pressure canny of plasma, toss in some lighters, and responsibly close the fire shutters to keep the blaze confined to the library. :V

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You know, I think It might have been you who blew up my library that one time I read WGW.

Nope. Never blown up the library.

...

Okay, I've never specifically targeted the library, but it is conveniently close to medbay. There was just that one time where I scorched it down to bare steel.

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A (7,15,30) is more fun though. Not to mention, thoroughly obliterates them and their material, and what remains of the library and the nearby facilities.


Of course, setting off a super-heated CO2 canister also works.

The idea is to avoid collateral damage. Unless you're an antag, in which case why are you blowing up the library when there are important places and things that need exploding?

[Nienhaus]

WGW is a classic, So deal with it when someone reads it.

You might want to clarify what you mean when you say "deal with it". 

Don't kill the man, If anything arrest for a minute to change his job to janitor.

[Hanslanda]

WGW is a classic, So deal with it when someone reads it.

You might want to clarify what you mean when you say "deal with it". 

Don't kill the man, If anything arrest for a minute to change his job to janitor.

I'm sorry, when I'm on, if someone starts reading WGW over the radio, it is ENTIRELY valid to kill them. And I've said as much before.

[Itnetlolor]

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A (7,15,30) is more fun though. Not to mention, thoroughly obliterates them and their material, and what remains of the library and the nearby facilities.


Of course, setting off a super-heated CO2 canister also works.

The idea is to avoid collateral damage. Unless you're an antag, in which case why are you blowing up the library when there are important places and things that need exploding?

I know my bombs, and how to place them. BTW, I want to make sure not another book of such calibur would ever be produced again. Take out the weapon, handler, and the facility all in one fell swoop. Plus, overkill is my style. And as for why? Why not?

In other news, during some server-lagging and slow time on SS-13 I decided to spend some time and make Roman Howard into GURPS character.

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Program used:
http://gurpscharactersheet.com/wiki/

[Graknorke]

What was the cure? It's always the strangest things.

Ethanol.
And in very high quantities.

[Darvi]

I know how to manipulate the comms so you can change your voice into anybody else's.

What I'm saying is, with comm access and a copy of WGW, you can make the station lynch a player of your choice. Easy assasssinations.

[miauw62]

The best tcomms script remains replacing carp with badger. Hearing people yell "Badgers!" "Badgers?" over the radio is priceless.

[Isdar]

I know how to manipulate the comms so you can change your voice into anybody else's.

What I'm saying is, with comm access and a copy of WGW, you can make the station lynch a player of your choice. Easy assasssinations.

Assuming the person you are impersonating says nothing on the radio, then it will probably work. A mute script will probably work too.

[Simmura McCrea]

The best tcomms script remains replacing carp with badger. Hearing people yell "Badgers!" "Badgers?" over the radio is priceless.

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

_{Sorry. Had to.}

[scrdest]

The best tcomms script remains replacing carp with badger. Hearing people yell "Badgers!" "Badgers?" over the radio is priceless.

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

_{Sorry. Had to.}

You just made me a bit happier.

[Flying Dice]

The best tcomms script remains replacing carp with badger. Hearing people yell "Badgers!" "Badgers?" over the radio is priceless.

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

_{Sorry. Had to.}

You just made me a lot happier.

[Ozarck]

I'm sorry, when I'm on, if someone starts reading WGW over the radio, it is ENTIRELY valid to kill them. And I've said as much before.

I am so totally with Hans on this one. That ranks either just below or just above griefing for allowing - nay, demanding! - immediate, painful, and grotesque response.

That "everyone stop what you are doing and rid us of this threat" response is only natural.

[Graknorke]

1: What is WGW
2: How do you comms scripts?