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[Mimidormi]

I didn't even get the chance to implant anything because of that pesky engineer. :c

Well, now.

I stumbled upon a semi-naked, handcuffed librarian in a ghetto surgery room, being operated on while awake by an RD waving cheerily at me and telling me I'm a bad boy for interrupting a work in progress and calling security.

I'm all for creative, unorthodox scenarios, but I couldn't possibly know what was really going on there, and was ICly bound to at least try to do something. Especially considering that Hal screamed for help over the radio just minutes before, and while we were conversing you blinded him with your flash when he attempted to flee.

I am sorry and do apologize if I cut short anyone's fun :|

[Flying Dice]

I didn't even get the chance to implant anything because of that pesky engineer. :c

Well, now.

I stumbled upon a semi-naked, handcuffed librarian in a ghetto surgery room, being operated on while awake by an RD waving cheerily at me and telling me I'm a bad boy for interrupting a work in progress and calling security.

I'm all for creative, unorthodox scenarios, but I couldn't possibly know what was really going on there, and was ICly bound to at least try to do something. Especially considering that Hal screamed for help over the radio just minutes before, and while we were conversing you blinded him with your flash when he attempted to flee.

I am sorry and do apologize if I cut short anyone's fun :|

Haha, no, no. I wasn't upset OOC, that just made it more entertaining to play. It didn't matter anyways, because I mucked up the drapes and lost the option to prep for an implant.

[Ozarck]

Flying Dice, this has been bothering me for some time: She pulls a chunk off that loaf or whatever, and eats the chunk, and as she eats the chunk, the loaf GROWS BACK! It GROWS BACK!!! Why?!?! She has a whole plate of food .. .why does that piece grow back?! What possible reason could it have? How does it do it? What dark secrets does this mystical meal hide? I sometimes can't take my eyes off this monstrosity for nearly a minute at a time.

This rant brought to you by "I can't HANDLE the cognitive dissonance!"

"I can't HANDLE the cognitive dissonance!" Serving the tristate area since 1537. Get yours today!
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[Iceblaster]

Just a comment I want to keep out of OOC so I don't start something.

Oh yay. NetjesterAI is back. What fun will he bring today >_>

[Aseaheru]

Ooh! Someone to piss off with following the rules, space law and the SOPs all at the same time! Score!

[Kydrasz]

After some sad, dramatic and epic experiences I had on the Facepunch server,(including one where the station was dramatically self destructed by a dying AI to defeat an extremely powerful changeling) I'm making my triumphant return, and this time I know how to go places and use chairs! Gimme a woop woop!

Welcome back.

Flying Dice, this has been bothering me for some time: She pulls a chunk off that loaf or whatever, and eats the chunk, and as she eats the chunk, the loaf GROWS BACK! It GROWS BACK!!! Why?!?! She has a whole plate of food .. .why does that piece grow back?! What possible reason could it have? How does it do it? What dark secrets does this mystical meal hide? I sometimes can't take my eyes off this monstrosity for nearly a minute at a time.

IIRC that's more of a piece of meat, I'm not sure what type but if I had to guess I'd say ferret, also it's from a dream so err yeah.

[Itnetlolor]

Spoiler: Remove the context in The Raven, and it does sound like porn. (click to show/hide)

Hal Philips  [145.9] says, "Hello, station, I would like to being our shift with a poetry reading."
Sue Mey  [145.9] says, "AI, please open Captain's Office. As the highest-ranking head, I'm stepping up as Acting Cond-- I mean, Captain."
Eddie  [145.9] states, "Hal. Please don't do what I think you're going to do, buddy."
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Eleven players and no admins online? The other admins need to be on more.
Hal Philips  [145.9] says, "This poem is The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe."
Hal Philips  [145.9] says, "One of my favorites."
OOC: Scrdest: Coincidence.
Eddie  [145.9] declares, "Oh! That's fantastic, buddy! It isn't porn!"
OOC: Scrdest: I've just read The Raven.
Hal Philips  [145.9] says, "Beginning now..."
OOC: Scrdest: Literally, I just closed the tab.
Sue Mey  [145.9] asks, "AI?"
OOC: Anturke: As in bore me nevermore
Eddie  [145.9] queries, "What is it, Sue?"
OOC: Iceblaster98: Qouth the raven.... yeah that's all I know about it + The vague stuff I remember from  the simpsons parody thing
Sue Mey  [145.9] says, "Thank you."
Eddie  [145.9] declares, "Sure thing!"
Hal Philips  [145.9] says, "Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and Weary."
Roman Howard asks, "You sure it's not porn?"
Hal Philips  [145.9] says, "Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore."
Hal Philips  [145.9] says, "While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping"
Roman Howard  [145.9] asks, "You sure it isn't porn?"
Roman Howard asks, "You sure it isn't porn?"
Hal Philips  [145.9] says, "As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."
Eddie  [145.9] declares, "It isn't porn, Roman! It's poetry!"
Hal Philips  [145.9] says, ""Tis some vistor" i muttered."
Vladmir Dimitri  [145.9] exclaims, "Yo waz up beyatches!"
Vladmir Dimitri  [145.9] asks, "That was what it said right?"
Roman Howard  [145.9] says, "I've seen my share of poetry."
Roman Howard says, "I've seen my share of poetry."
Hal Philips  [145.9] says, "'Tapping at my chamber door, Only this, and nothing more."
Hal Philips  [145.9] says, "The end."
Eddie  [145.9] declares, "Well I dunno, Vlad!"
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Anyway, I'll be observing while reading Cracked. If problems spring up, use adminhelp to get my attention and all that.

[Aseaheru]

If you want I will just g o one to give it to you.

[Facekillz058]

I became really attached to the pAi I was just playing, G.E.O.R.G.E, and to the master I was serving. I was legitly sad when the emergency shuttle landed at CentComm.

Also, to whoever I was a pAi for, we need to do that again some time. I never thought being a PDA would be so fun.

Also, I like how Librarians are always suspected of being about to read porn,

[Flying Dice]

Flying Dice, this has been bothering me for some time: She pulls a chunk off that loaf or whatever, and eats the chunk, and as she eats the chunk, the loaf GROWS BACK! It GROWS BACK!!! Why?!?! She has a whole plate of food .. .why does that piece grow back?! What possible reason could it have? How does it do it? What dark secrets does this mystical meal hide? I sometimes can't take my eyes off this monstrosity for nearly a minute at a time.

This rant brought to you by "I can't HANDLE the cognitive dissonance!"

"I can't HANDLE the cognitive dissonance!" Serving the tristate area since 1537. Get yours today!
A subsidiary of "what the Hell was THAT?" enterprises.

Magic.

Flying Dice, this has been bothering me for some time: She pulls a chunk off that loaf or whatever, and eats the chunk, and as she eats the chunk, the loaf GROWS BACK! It GROWS BACK!!! Why?!?! She has a whole plate of food .. .why does that piece grow back?! What possible reason could it have? How does it do it? What dark secrets does this mystical meal hide? I sometimes can't take my eyes off this monstrosity for nearly a minute at a time.

IIRC that's more of a piece of meat, I'm not sure what type but if I had to guess I'd say ferret, also it's from a dream so err yeah.

Yam.


Magic yams.

[Imperial Guardsman]

* Murder with c4 to try to scare crew into shuttle call *
PERMABAN HUE
-HansPanda

[Aseaheru]

Captaintater had to go, and gave me his PDA, code and target. I offed Sue (his target), bombed a couple of places (including Vlad's stolen stash by accident).

Shuttle is called, so I head to arrivals with the intention of placing a bomb in the small atmos room there. Vlad comes in, asks me if I've seen a locker with riot gear and other... stuff... in it. He doesn't believe me when I say I never took it, he tries to punch me so I egun him. Whilst he's stunned, I cuffed him, removed his headset, used the captain's PDA, ordered a parapen to knock him out, removed his armour then C4ed him. Left maint, just in time to hear a small explosion. Get on arrivals pod, cappy gets taken onto shuttle by someone, completing his objectives, I remove the medal of captaincy he gave me (since it was my objective) and held it all the way to the pod's arrival place.

Then I clusterbanged myself.

Ah, good. it worked.

[BigD145]

-HansPanda

PM him.

[Glloyd]

Alright, some people said I should change the SciRig sprite, so here we go,


Purple rig


or cyancerig.

(I'm so so sorry, I couldn't resist)

[Damiac]

Welp, Hans decided to give everyone mass hallucinations, incapacitating me in the middle of setting up the engine. I was just stuck laying on the floor hallucinating, and I said over OOC i was going to go do something else.  Hans teleported me to his character, then told me IC that he turned off the hallucinations and healed me twice... I lost connection heading back to engineering, and when I tried to reconnect, downloaded resources happened. So the Singu's going to get loose. Sorry guys, there was nothing I could do.

I am sick of getting murdered and otherwise removed from rounds by admin fuckery. I usually play kind of late, and in the last 6 rounds I have played from the start, I have been killed by an admin almost every time, directly or indirectly.