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[Flying Dice]

See, I get that. That's why I don't complain OOC when I'm doing something blatantly suspicious and get arrested for it. What I have an issue with is, essentially, the abuse of sec tools and authority for amusement/in preemptive strikes based on guesses and mildly suspect activity. It's the same deal as these news reports we seem to get every goddamn day about cops shooting up some person because they might possibly have been armed, and it really isn't okay. Some of the shit we get is on the order of a police officer putting seven bullets in someone after seeing them leave a car in a back alley at night.

In case I wasn't clear, I view stun-cuff-brig as far worse than death in UmS because quite often the sec will just essentially say "fuck it" and permabrig/repeat 10min timer after stripping you. If you're still alive, you have some obligation to stay and RP the excitement of being in solitary confinement as opposed to moving on to do something else after being killed.

[werty892]

Thats why I introduce the new method of allowing people to still play the game while being secure, after commiting capital crimes! I call it...INJECTED AS SHIT.

Inject this into the person
Tracking implant.
Chem implant with 50 units of chloral hydrate
Loyalty implant
And for the grand finish, implant a nitroglycerin grenade in there chest!

Also demote to assistant.

Then you release them. They step out of line, you activate the thing of your choice based on crime severity.

[mastahcheese]

Thats why I introduce the new method of allowing people to still play the game while being secure, after commiting capital crimes! I call it...INJECTED AS SHIT.

Inject this into the person
Tracking implant.
Chem implant with 50 units of chloral hydrate
Loyalty implant
And for the grand finish, implant a nitroglycerin grenade in there chest!

Also demote to assistant.

Then you release them. They step out of line, you activate the thing of your choice based on crime severity.

I never have time to play this game, but the next time I do, I will volunteer for you to test this on me.
That looks awesome

[Glloyd]

Jay Wright: Captain Badass.

Exactly.

[Cheedows]

I steer away from more important jobs because I don't have all that much time to play anymore. Having to go in the middle of the round as captain is bad, as it is with engineering.

Yeah, that is usually why I go one of the unimportant jobs like Chaplain, Service Dpt, etc

[Hanslanda]

Thats why I introduce the new method of allowing people to still play the game while being secure, after commiting capital crimes! I call it...INJECTED AS SHIT.

Inject this into the person
Tracking implant.
Chem implant with 50 units of chloral hydrate
Loyalty implant
And for the grand finish, implant a nitroglycerin grenade in there chest!

Also demote to assistant.

Then you release them. They step out of line, you activate the thing of your choice based on crime severity.

Or a chem implant with cryptobiolin/impedrazine/lexorin. Or just straight radium. There are a lot of options for the chem implants.

[Scelly9]

So, if I give them an implant of water, and one of sodium, would it explode if both are activated? I want to implant every single chemical into someone.

[Hanslanda]

So, if I give them an implant of water, and one of sodium, would it explode if both are activated? I want to implant every single chemical into someone.

Not sure if you can stack implants like that.

[Knirisk]

So, if I give them an implant of water, and one of sodium, would it explode if both are activated? I want to implant every single chemical into someone.

But you could certainly put a water-potassium grenade in someone's chest cavity, right? Then you just explode them on command. Nonlethal, but it's certainly an option!

Alternatively, polyacid smoke if you want to kill a large amount of people in the vicinity.

If you just want to kill the person slowly while they're still alive, you can just give them a chemical implant full of plasma. Bonus: plasma causes inaprovaline to decrease at twice its usual rate, while still dealing damage. 50 units of plasma should be enough for over 100 damage, since I believe that it does toxin damage around triple the amount injected. The only two other chemicals that deal this kind of damage are slime jelly (Potentially. It's probability based, so it could be more or less), and cyanide (not counting the suffocation damage), which is unobtainable for the most part.

Chloral could technically be considered better at killing people, but only if you inject around 65-70 units at the least. A 50 unit pill of plasma, easily accessible to scientists/chemists, should be enough to put someone in critical outright.

[rabidgam3r]

WE ARE JIGGLY.

WE ARE ONE.

WE ARE SLIME!

BLORBLE!

[mastahcheese]

BLORBLE!

Only of you drink a cup of slog, you die a horrible death.

[Man of Paper]

I love interacting with security, even as a traitor.

Especially as a traitor, because while the player may know I'm an antag, likely there won't be enough evidence against me to get me charged and held, so they still have to let me go.

Unless it's shitcurity, then I get beat to death.

[scrdest]

Thats why I introduce the new method of allowing people to still play the game while being secure, after commiting capital crimes! I call it...INJECTED AS SHIT.

Inject this into the person
Tracking implant.
Chem implant with 50 units of chloral hydrate
Loyalty implant
And for the grand finish, implant a nitroglycerin grenade in there chest!

Also demote to assistant.

Then you release them. They step out of line, you activate the thing of your choice based on crime severity.

Once you demoted them to assistant, you pretty much assured they WILL commit some kind of crime sooner or later, since I never seen anybody use an Assistant for anything, period.

[Jacob/Lee]

Rabid showed me a great way to start a war on a nations round. Securia (Only inhabitant: HoS Alina) and Engiberg (Only inhabitant: CE me) formed an alliance but didn't announce it. Kaylee (RD), Nicole (Scientist), and Stephanie (An assistant who lived in the construction area, my unofficial ally) were around me and Nicole had dropped a beaker full of slime person mutagen and a syringe (while Stephanie shouted "ONE OF US" and other things). I picked it up, filled it, and decided against it. This is what happens:

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Axl Blyant says, "Nothing... Racist, I guess."
Kaylee Moon fires the taser gun!
Axl Blyant is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Kaylee Moon puts the taser gun into the satchel.
Axl Blyant stammers, "GAH-H"
Kaylee Moon is trying to inject Axl Blyant!
Axl Blyant stammers, "N-N-NO"
Kaylee Moon injects Axl Blyant with the syringe!
Axl Blyant stammers, "P-PL-L-L-LEAS-SE"
Your flesh rapidly mutates!
Axl Blyant stammers, "F-FUCK-K-K"
Stephanie Wilson exclaims, "ONE OF US!"
Kaylee Moon exclaims, "ONE OF US!"
Axl Blyant  [Command] stammers, "AL-LIN-NA"
Axl Blyant stammers, "AL-LIN-NA"
Nicole Tsuri asks, "...The heck was that for?"
Stephanie Wilson exclaims, "ONE OF US!"
Alina Koch  [Command] says, "Where."
Axl Blyant  [Command] says, "THEY TURNED ME INTO A SLIME AGAINST MY WILL"
Axl Blyant says, "THEY TURNED ME INTO A SLIME AGAINST MY WILL"
*recover from stun, take my energy gun out of my satchel*
You fire the energy gun!
Kaylee Moon is hit by the electrode in the chest!
You fire the energy gun!
Stephanie Wilson is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Stephanie Wilson stammers, "YOU AR-RE N-N-"
You put the the energy gun into the industrial satchel.
Stephanie Wilson stammers, "OW-W!"
Axl Blyant has kicked Kaylee Moon!
Axl Blyant has kicked Kaylee Moon!
Nicole Tsuri says, "That was uncalled for."
Axl Blyant has kicked Kaylee Moon!
Axl Blyant has weakened Kaylee Moon!
Axl Blyant has grabbed Kaylee Moon passively!
Axl Blyant has grabbed Kaylee Moon aggressively (now hands)!
Axl Blyant has reinforced her grip on Kaylee Moon (now neck)!
Axl Blyant starts to tighten her grip on Kaylee Moon's neck!
Stephanie Wilson stammers, "N-N-NO!"
Axl Blyant says, "YOU BITCH."
Kaylee Moon says, "SATCHEL"
Axl Blyant says, "YOU TURNED ME INTO A SLIME"
Stephanie Wilson blinds Axl Blyant with the flash!
Axl Blyant  [Command] says, "LIBRARY"
Axl Blyant says, "LIBRARY"
*Alina appears on the scene*
Alina Koch fires the energy gun!
Nicole Tsuri is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Alina Koch fires the energy gun!
Nicole Tsuri is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Alina Koch fires the energy gun!
Stephanie Wilson is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Alina Koch is trying to put handcuffs on Stephanie Wilson!
Nicole Tsuri stammers, "T-TH-H-HIS-S ES-SC-CAL-LAT-TED Q-QUIC-CK-KY-Y."
Stephanie Wilson stammers, "H-He at-t-t-tt-tac-ck-k-ked-d u!"
Axl Blyant says, "IT WAS KAYLEE"
Alina Koch fires the energy gun!
Alina Koch fires the energy gun!
Alina Koch fires the energy gun!
You shake Nicole Tsuri trying to get her up!
Kaylee Moon stammers, "HE W-W-WAS-S-S-S R-RAC-CIS-ST-T-T!"
Kaylee Moon has been beaten in the chest with the stunbaton by Alina Koch!
Kaylee Moon has been stunned with the stunbaton by Alina Koch!
Kaylee Moon stammers, "S-S-UG-G-G"
Kaylee Moon has been beaten in the chest with the stunbaton by Alina Koch!
Kaylee Moon has been stunned with the stunbaton by Alina Koch!
Stephanie Wilson has been beaten in the chest with the stunbaton by Alina Koch!
Stephanie Wilson has been stunned with the stunbaton by Alina Koch!
Stephanie Wilson stammers, "N-NO-UGH-H"
Nicole Tsuri has been beaten in the chest with the stunbaton by Alina Koch!
Nicole Tsuri has been stunned with the stunbaton by Alina Koch!
Stephanie Wilson stammers, "AAR-RR-R-RG-GH-H-H"
Stephanie Wilson stammers, "IT-T BUR-RN-NS-S-S-S"
Alina Koch is trying to put handcuffs on Nicole Tsuri!
Axl Blyant exclaims, "Not Nicole!"
Axl Blyant exclaims, "She didn't do anything!"
Stephanie Wilson exclaims, "HRRNGH!"
Alina Koch is trying to put handcuffs on Kaylee Moon!
*Alina drags them into the research entrance*
Axl Blyant tries to remove Nicole Tsuri's handcuffs.
Stephanie Wilson exclaims, "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"
Stephanie Wilson is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Alina Koch fires the energy gun!
Kaylee Moon is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Nicole Tsuri says, "My chest..."
Alina Koch puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
Axl Blyant asks, "You alright?"
Alina Koch is trying to put handcuffs on Kaylee Moon!
*door to research shuts, you hear stun baton beatings and other noises*
Nicole Tsuri says, "Just a little hurt."
You put the the handcuffs into the industrial satchel.
Axl Blyant says, "Sorry about that."
OOC: Jacob_Lee: THAT is how you start a war, folks.
OOC: Rabidgam3r: Slime racism/forced sliming.

[Corai]

I beat Kaylee into critical three times that round. Heh.