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[Aseaheru]

dude. why did youhit me so mutch? i was running anyways...
and no clamp meant that I was left behind...

[Jacob/Lee]

Heh. I accidentally gibbed Penrose by grabbing him and phase jumping, where we both landed on the same tile. I still have no idea how you got his brain.

I had a fun list of objectives. I had to debrain Wilson Lee, HoS. He went braindead in the bar, easy completion with my all-access ID. I had to steal 14 technology levels, which I did but the game didn't count it as complete. Steal a hyper-capacity cell, but R&D exploded before I could build one. Protect Lillian Helsbrecht, as you know. Survive until the end, easy enough. I also had to save animals where possible, which I failed miserably.

Also, I think I activated your proximity bomb. I walk into the starboard emergency storage, which was already severely damaged, and trigger a bomb two tiles away that makes my health go down to flashing red. I just barely survived and hauled my ass to medbay where Hector healed me. That was the closest I came to dying as the ninja and it was a booby trap laid by the person I had to protect.

[wlerin]

...hauled my ass to medbay where Hector healed me. ...

Everything else may be going wrong/out to kill you/spaced, but you can always count on Hector.

[Gamerlord]

Well that round was interesting. I'll post the link to what happened here, cos I don't think Toady would appreciate it.

http://piratepad.net/XLsLPxQ28Q

EDIT: Theodore is the most awesome pimp-miner.

EDIT2: Better link.

http://pastebin.com/6mg7ttHW

[Kaitol]

What. All I did was whip you till you got the point about personal space and respecting women. All the innuendo was you. You think that was bad get Hans to torture you.

[Gamerlord]

Still.

[Corai]

Meanwhile, I horribly murdered somebody, then pussied out and cloned them. Fun and silly round.

[Kaitol]

Just be glad I didn't steal the chain of command and flog you unconscious. Kaarina was tempted. And if I could justify even a medium crime sentence, I totally would have. But no. You had to behave so harmlessly pig-like. Couldn't bring myself to really flog you with no serious crime.

And you are so lucky he and that unmovable rod distracted me. I was regularly checking every single person and toxins on the cameras until he started up. Then I was distracted.

[My Name is Immaterial]

That round started off as above average, because we miners found some artifact chambers, and then... that happened.

[Iceblaster]

CYBORG JESUS FTW.

Yeah I was the chaplain and I felt it would be nice to teach the station of Cyborg Jesus

[miauw62]

Hm, my mass-vandalism of the disposal system has given me new insights in it's inner workings. And also that if you weld and reweld sorting pipes, you can screw over all of the delivery system with ease, as there's no way to repair it.

[Iceblaster]

It seems my internet wants to screw up today. I might be back later

[Donuts]

Hm, my mass-vandalism of the disposal system has given me new insights in it's inner workings. And also that if you weld and reweld sorting pipes, you can screw over all of the delivery system with ease, as there's no way to repair it.

Now you just gotta redirect the disposals to some secret room, and get all the traitor items!

[scrdest]

Hm, my mass-vandalism of the disposal system has given me new insights in it's inner workings. And also that if you weld and reweld sorting pipes, you can screw over all of the delivery system with ease, as there's no way to repair it.

Now you just gotta redirect the disposals to some secret room, and get all the traitor items!

Wait, people drop their traitor items into disposals? So they go to that conveyor belt in Cargo where they are visible to any Cargo Tech who stumbles nearby?

[Grek]

Yeah, I never got that. Even if I'm ditching a pair of gloves or something innocuous like that, I'll stuff them in a locker or something. Or put them in disposals but turn off the flusher.