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[IronyOwl]

Welcome to... uh, well the town doesn't really have a name yet. Which is just as well, since it's less a "town" and more a collection of merchant caravans and a gaggle of would-be adventurers. But what it lacks in nomenality and structure, it makes up for in portals to hellish loot-filled death pits.

And really, isn't that all it needs to be home?

Spoiler: Short Version (click to show/hide)

Open-ended dungeon crawler where waitlisters faff about in town waiting for the current players to die or return to town, at which point it's their turn. Craft items, build buildings, even offer services while waiting for your chance to dive back into the dungeon.

See below for details.

The Dungeon
The dungeon is a sprawling place filled with mystery, wonder, and danger. It tends to be most heroes' main source of materials, armaments, and entertainment.

Spoiler: Gates and Levels (click to show/hide)

The dungeon is first divided into levels, which are massive, seemingly self-contained floors adhering to a particular theme. Access between levels, including the first one, is accomplished by means of circular platforms that can transport those standing on them.

The first such gate, the one between the town and the first level of the dungeon, begins operational and ready to use. Further portals must be assembled from sections of the gate found within the level.

Spoiler: Regions and Travel (click to show/hide)

Levels of the dungeon are then divided roughly into regions. Regions are more loosely defined than levels, but generally have their own characteristics, notably what enemies tend to roam there.

Travel between regions is usually fairly instantaneous, but requires a roll to get through the area without running into trouble. On a failure, the party is accosted by some manner of brute and must deal with that before continuing onwards.


There is a special skill, called Pathfinder, that is used to bypass encounter rolls. Pathfinder is region-specific; your skill at bypassing obstacles in the Lake of Fire doesn't impact your ability to do the same in the Pyre of Ice, for instance. You may occasionally gain Pathfinder when attempting to make an encounter roll.

Spoiler: Bonuses and Doors (click to show/hide)

In addition to the normal marvels of a given level, there will also sometimes be portals, locked doors, and other pathways to unusual areas or peculiar goodies. Most require some sort of activation or unlocking to access, but some may allow passage without incident.

The areas these doors lead to are usually, but not always, related in some way to the rest of the floor, but are typically unusual for the floor and may contain things not found elsewhere on it. Most are also filled with hostile creatures or environmental hazards, though some are merely glorified treasure rooms.

The Town
The town is a fairly safe area that isn't the dungeon. It tends to be the main area for constructions, services, crafting, and other heroic activities that aren't dungeon delving.

Spoiler: Construction (click to show/hide)

Constructing buildings is relatively straightforward, but has several practical constraints.

Buildings are a series of tiles made out of materials. Each tile is a nebulous region that can comfortably accommodate one piece of furniture or other major feature, such as a wall or door.

The actual bonuses a building provides vary considerably, and are based on the material (including whether it's made of raw chunks or processed blocks or similar, where applicable), size, and in some cases shape of the structure. Needless to say, the furniture and other furnishings also play a large part in exactly what the building does and how well. As might be expected, larger, better-stocked, less-crowded, more expensive, well-made structures tend to give better bonuses than smaller, sparser, more crowded, cheaper, or shoddier workmanship.

Some buildings merely provide a place to craft or sleep. Others can grant special abilities or resistances to their inhabitant, improve the quality or change the nature of goods produced there, or allow or perform some stranger function that couldn't be accomplished without them.

Spoiler: Crafting (click to show/hide)

Crafting is the process of turning materials into other materials or more functional items. Multiple, more appropriate, and more powerful materials generally results in more powerful items.

Items of any sort, from furniture to decorations to armor may be crafted with the appropriate tools and materials, and with the aforementioned and some luck, may grant stat bonuses, special abilities, or bonuses to certain actions.

The Heroes
Heroes are brave or at least foolhardy individuals who tend to spend a lot of time in the dungeon. They tend to be major players in any large-scale ventures or other changes to the status quo.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

All combatants have two major stats- Strength (Str) and Hit Points (HP).

Strength represents your current fighting capability. Creatures with high Str are powerful, aggressive, or just unwounded. Creatures with low Str are weak, tired, or just defensive.

-You may not deal more damage on an attack than your current Str score. Any attacks that should have dealt more are reduced accordingly.
-Damage taken reduces your Str score by the amount dealt. Your Str may not be reduced below 0 in this manner, though note that being reduced to 0 Str is fatal if you have only 1 HP remaining.

Hit Points represent your tenacity and long-term stamina. Creatures with high HP are tough, tenacious, or just uninjured. Creatures with low HP are fragile, weak-willed, or just wounded.

-When your Str is reduced to 0, you lose a HP.
-If you have additional HP remaining upon being reduced to 0 Str and losing one HP, your Str returns to its full, normal value. Damage from the attack that did this does not carry over; regardless of how powerful an attack removed the last of your Str, your new Str will be pristine.
-If you are reduced to 0 HP, that is, lose the last of your Str while only having 1 HP left, you die.


In addition to these two basic stats, there are a number of more specialized statistics that behave slightly differently.

Temporary Strength represents additional health and vitality above your normal limits. Creatures with Temp Str are usually well-fed, happy, or otherwise doing better than average.

-Temporary Strength does not increase your maximum attack damage.
-Temporary Strength is lost first when taking damage to your Str score, essentially providing an extra buffer for damage before your fighting ability is impacted.
-Temporary Strength does not return upon losing a HP.

Deathshield represents alertness and ability beyond normal to react to life-threatening situations. Creatures with Deathshield are usually well-rested, happy, or otherwise doing better than average.

-Deathshield triggers only on an attack that would otherwise kill you, essentially adding the Deathshield's value to your Str for that attack. If this is sufficient to raise your Str above the damage of the attack, you still lose an amount of Str equal to the damage of the attack minus the Deathshield, but obviously do not die. If the Deathshield plus your current Str is still less than the damage of the attack, you die as normal, as the Deathshield is insufficient to save you.
-Deathshields are expended once triggered.
-In the event that the Deathshield's Strength is greater than the attack it blocks, you gain a new Deathshield of the remaining value once it has triggered.


Level 2+ Stats
In the event of fairly high Strength scores (and most Strength-like stats, such as Deathshield), combatants may opt to advance themselves to combat with Level 2 Strength to speed things along.

Level 2 combat functions identically to normal combat except that everything is essentially doubled. Str scores are halved (since each point now counts double), experience gains are doubled, and so on.

-Details pending, but essentially, this is the reason something can have 50 Str and not take forever to battle a foe who also has 50 Str.
-Higher multiples are also allowed, and function identically.

Spoiler: Combat (click to show/hide)

Basics
In battle, attackers roll a d6 opposed by the defender's d6. If the attacker's result is higher, they deal damage equal to the difference. This damage may not be higher than the attacker's Str score, however, and will be reduced accordingly if so.

Damage taken reduces a creature's current Str score. At 0 Str, a creature loses a HP. If that was their last HP, they die; otherwise, their Str returns to normal and they may resume fighting at full power.


Cowardice and You
Running away is a d6 roll opposed by the rolls of any opponents who wish to chase you. Special modifiers apply, however:
-Your first consecutive attempt at running away suffers a -1 penalty.
-Your second consecutive attempt at running away is at no penalty.
-Your third consecutive attempt at running away gains a +1 bonus.
-All further consecutive attempts at running away also gain a +1 bonus.

The results of your escape attempt depend on your respective rolls:
-If your roll is higher than your opponent's, you successfully escape.
-If your roll is lower than your opponent's, you fail to escape and the enemy may attack as normal.
-If you and your opponent roll equally, you fail to escape but manage to evade their attempts to attack you.

Escape is independent between any two creatures. It is possible to escape from one enemy but fail to shake a third. Note that enemies that have been left behind may attempt to catch up.

Spoiler: Experience and Stat Gain (click to show/hide)

Every time you deal or receive damage in combat, you gain experience equal to said damage. Only genuine combat counts for this purpose; intentionally hitting each other in perfectly safe ways will not grant experience to anyone involved.

Experience may then be spent raising your Str or HP. The cost of raising each stat is as follows:

-Raising your Str costs twice your current HP (+1 Str = 2 x HP)
-Raising your HP costs twice your current Str (+1 HP = 2 x Str)

Note that "current" refers to your current base stats, not after any sort of injury, modifications from items, and so on.

Spoiler: Inventory Space and Item Size (click to show/hide)

Most creatures have a limited number of inventory slots.
-Heroes start with 2 Medium slots, which they can convert to a Large slot at will

Acquiring various containers can increase this limit or modify these sizes.

Items and item slots are defined by their size as follows:

Size	Examples
Small	Rat corpse, small diary, jewelry box, human fist-sized ruby
Medium	Cat corpse, large tome, small treasure chest, heavy jeweled scepter
Large	Human corpse, large stone tablet, large treasure chest, jewel-encrusted mummy in all his finery

-An item the same size as a creature's corpse is a heavy load that can only be carried with some difficulty.
-An item one size smaller than a creature's corpse is an object that can be carried without too much difficulty but occupies the creature's hands considerably.
-An item one size smaller than a creature's comfortable load is a small item that should only take one hand to carry.

Note that both volume and weight can contribute to an item's size; a small but heavy object may require more effort to carry, while a large but light object may be relatively easy to haul.


Combining and Adapting
Under normal circumstances, items and item slots may not be combined or subdivided without significantly altering them. Notably:
-Items may usually be carried in slots too large for them; however, this provides no bonus to number stored or discount on slots consumed. A standard hero can carry out just as many heavy tomes as he can gold rings, barring other creativeness.
-Multiple smaller items may be combined into a more manageable larger one, but only at the cost of altering the item's fundamental nature. For instance, multiple edible leaves could be combined into a single salad, but recovering the individual leaves afterwards would be difficult or impossible and likely involve a drop in quality.

Signup:

Name:
Physical Description: Note that I will attempt to draw crude images of you in all your cuddly glory.
Mental Description:
Backstory:

As you can see, rather brief. You'll have to earn your distinctions in the dungeon. Note that starting heroes possess 3 Str and 2 HP.

Also, please post character sheets in the town thread rather than this one.

[IronyOwl]

Currently Delving
-Derm (derm), Muscle Wizard
-Nallihen Talandr (Caellath), Adorable Master of Evil
-Billy Snow (Persus), Awful Rapper
-Ergoth MakCog (GWG), Ambiguous Dwarf
-Heidi Mekatron (lawas), Manic Jester


Current Heroes

Derm (derm), the Muscle Wizard
-Six foot seven, rippling muscles, bald, giant eyebrows thick horizontal anime lines in place of eyes, a handlebar mustache, and THE CHIN OF JUSTICE.
-I CAST FIST.
-HE IS WIZARD WITH GREAT STRENGTH. SPELLS KNOWN ARE 'FIST' AND 'FOOT'. HE TRAIN IN GREAT MUSCLE WIZARD SCHOOL IN COLD NORTH. HE COMES SEEKING FORTUNE AND CHALLENGES. HE IS MUSCLE WIZARD. HE CASTS FIST.

Nallihen Talandr (Caellath), the Adorable Master of Evil
-A furred quarter-dragon breed, with most of his body looking human but displaying animalistic dragon ears and a long, muscular tail to boot. Looks remarkably non-threatening even though whatever fur he has is glossy black and his eyes are crimson. Usually seen wearing black pants, shirt and longcoat.
-Determined, very stubborn and mildly naive, Nallihen tries his best to appear evil but usually fails terribly due to his appearance and his habit of steering clear from clearly evil acts such as arson, murder and jaywalking.
-Nallihen was born...He doesn't know who gave birth to him, but he does remember how his life was. Being taken in by a small orphanage with a dedicated staff and raised by women from an early age, his life wasn't bad. As he grew and started to receive education outside of his home's grounds, however, he realized being pampered and his looks coupled with the inability to live up to whatever black dragon heritage he had made him a prime target for jokes. Offended by the constant bullying, he wants to prove he can become an evil wizard, blackguard or any of the classic evil archetypes that wields dark powers and explodes people who get in their wrong side.

Billy Snow (Persus13), the Awful Dungeon Rapper
-An awful rapper dude
-YOu don't mess with Billy Snow, or you will get your ass kicked, yo.
-I decided I needed money to fund my awful rap albums. So I decided to go adventuring instead of sitting on my bum.

Ergoth MakCog (GWG), the Ambiguous Dwarf
-He is a tall, short-beared dwarf. Or maybe a short, beardy, alcoholic human.
-Like a mildly elfy dwarf, or a severely dwarfy human.
-He refuses to say much on it. Unless a thrown mug counts as a word.

Heidi Mekatron (lawastooshort), The Manic Jester
-She is a tall, lithe, yellowy-blond human dressed in skintight red and spangly clothing.
-A cross between a militant women's self-defence aficionado, a catburgler, and a toddler after eating two kilograms of sugar. Frequently happy, more frequently excited, she enjoys new people and new experiences, but doesn't generally have the attention span to fully appreciate them. Unless there's something shiny to be had.
-Heidi was apprenticed to the Legendary Turkish Chicken, the most famous circus performer of the Southern Hill Belt, but then one day... One day this budding acrobat saw something shiny. Something very shiny. And she took it. And ran. Since then the only thing that has interrupted the deadly focus of her kleptomania is her deadly focus on improving her acrobatic sneakiness, and also her in-depth knowledge of the location of the critically painful areas of the region's guardsmen. She would describe her hobbies as jewellery, jumping, and groin-kicking; she fled to the Nameless Town to get away from those who would describe her hobbies as theft, burglary, and violent unprovoked assault.

Arthur O'Flaherty (Harry Baldman), The Vacationing Businessman
-A short, overweight, middle-aged man wearing a brown checkered suit with a white shirt and black bowtie. Gray-haired and balding, carries a large, unwieldy black suitcase wherever he goes. Wears a set of round black shades. Clean-shaven and generally well-groomed.
-Very calm and collected, never smiles or frowns or, in fact, changes his expression. Very businesslike demeanor, has a general no-nonsense attitude. Some would call him a killjoy. Arthur, if he were the sort to call people names, would call these people fools. He enjoys long walks through uncharted lands and a relaxing picnic after a day's or week's work.
-As a representative of Green Sky Enterprises, Arthur is here to examine the area for various investment opportunities that his company might be interested in. Of course, he didn't know this at the time of his leaving. He thought he was going on vacation. A later message, however, informed him that this actually is the company's idea of a paid vacation - go adventuring in dungeons, obtain treasure, have fun. And do some corporate agent work on the side, you know, so the company doesn't have to pay you for nothing. Arthur was... less than pleased when he found out.

Peter (scapheap), The Young Hero
-Blue haired young with red eyes and pale skin
-Like playing the hero.
-He a kid hero so let say doomed home, a badly worded prophecy and kidnapped childhood friend.

Name: Go-gul
Physical Description: Looks uncannily like Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings. Could even be a direct descendant! Has green eyes instead of blue, though.
Mental Description: Behind this young old man's creature's stupid looking face resides a stupid thinking brain. Really, sometimes I think that he has only one word in his vocabulary, and of course it's 'Treasure'. I mean ugh I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't know how to even count gees he's so stupid!
Backstory: Go-gul was living in the attic of a nearby tavern, living off the scraps of food on the floor and the gold in people's wallets. On one day though, he saw an advertisement about Nameless town in a purse he was robbing. He didn't know exactly what it said, but saw the pictures of gold on the sheet. One day later he arrived.

Spoiler: Lady Foxglove Vainglorious the III (click to show/hide)

Name: Lady Foxglove Vainglorious the III
Physical Description: Dark looking, fairly pretty woman with deep blue eyes and long black hair. Wears a black feathered cloak that wraps around a darkened leather armor, all the way down to her legs. Has a fancy swashbuckler hat with a jaunty feather in it atop her head.
Mental Description: Born and bred high lauded nobility, Lady Fox (to her use her short name) is a haughty, cunning and duplicitous woman who uses any means to achieve her own goals, and rarely concedes defeat. She employs deception and misdirection as an artform, and considers herself a cat in a world of mice. Very much the risk taker, if the situation calls for it, reckless in the extreme when pushed to her limits. Otherwise, generally cheerful and nice to be around, assuming you're willing to have fun, and don't have something she wants.
Backstory: Lady Fox is intent upon delving into the dungeon and amassing wealth, like any other...well, she can also be said to be looking a single precise item, actually.

The Mirror of Zot

It was said by the Bards, that the most famous Gnomic Wizard Zot forged a hand mirror of unsurpassed quality, so much so that it could shape it's reflection into an exact view of it's owners fondest wish-the ability to shape the viewed reality into true reality, as only the Gods must possess. Eternal life, youth and beauty is certainly something she's interested in using (and charging for), as might be changing her own appearance and identity every few hundred years. Zot apparently constructed the mirror for a woman he doted upon, then predictably sealed it into an impenetrable monster-tomb once she left him to pursue a career in owl dung sculpting, and fell for an long haired clay spinning artist of dubious repute.

Lady Fox has conned a succession of meatheaded adventuring hunks into going into the dungeons for her up till now, but all the ones she's tried have perished, vanished or come back turned into birds or dogs, or returned to her as statues-or other ridiculous things!

Fed up, she's now bound to enter the dungeon for herself...

Name: Rand (superBlast)
Physical Description: A normal 10 year-old boy except with red eyes, black hair, and malicious atmosphere around him. Wears a black sleeveless shirt with a hood attached to it and normal pants and footwear.
Mental Description: A being that is actually quite old, his intelligence is quite high, and acts like a person in their mid-twenties. He tends to laugh and look down on people and loves manipulating them to torment them. Uses his 10-year old appearance to his advantage, but sometimes get's annoyed by it too when people don't take him seriously.
Backstory: What Rand is is unknown. Not even he knows. He's "lived"  (he'd died a few times but comes back eventually) since man existed and finds great entertainment in controlling them. He's been a king, a cult leader, and even an evil overlord (his favorite so far). All of which his subjects lived in poverty, war, and hell until they died. Why is he taking up adventuring in dungeons in some nameless town? Because he can and for a change of pace. His old country is probably glad to be rid of him anyways. Though he plans on turning this town into his next kingdom, but well that'll take a quite a long time and if he doesn't become bored before then.

Systar (Toaster), the Grey Wanderer
Physical Description: A short, slender, shady looking person in dark clothing.  Smells like he's spent a little too much time in a trash heap.  He appears human, but his skin is a bit gray, his hair is dark gray, and his eyes are also gray.  Some stubble on his face- never fully bearded, but not clean shaven.  Has a large nose and ears on a small face.
Mental Description:  Systar is untrusting and highly concerned in his own survival.  He isn't a coward and won't avoid combat as long as the odds look good and escape is unlikely.  If the going gets rough, though, don't count on him.  He is always looking for a new acquisition, though he's as likely to be interested in a sturdy rock or odd-shaped bit of metal as he is a gold piece.  Typically wanders.
Backstory:  Systar has been a wanderer all his life, and he gets by from scavenging.  Anything useful he carries with him.  He appears to be about thirty five, and typically won't discuss his past except to say he's been wandering a while.

Davian, the Wannabe Hero
-Physical Description: Davian is kind of short for a human. Fitting, seeing how he's also somewhat young for one. He has white hair, but with blonde roots, alongside blue eyes. He runs around in cheap armor, amounting vaguely to strapping tin cans to his chest, and a cheap sword, which can be approximated to swinging around a rod of aluminim foil. His helmet is a similar deal, looking like he wrapped a leather hat in aluminum foil and called it good. All in all, not too impressive.
-Mental Description: According to the church, there are 7 virtues. Chastity, Temperance, Charity, Diligence, Patience, Kindness and Humility. Some people act like they are one of those virtues given form, and become exemplary heroes, combining their strong spirit with strength of arm or magic. Davian acts like two of them given form, but he's lacking the strength of arm, magic, or really, anything that would help him defeat anything. But, he's diligent enough to not give up on his quest, and kind enough to not let it consume him.
-Backstory: Davian was quite impressionable as a youth. Despite growing up in a farming village, he felt a need to do more than his father, and his fathers father. He wanted to go kill dragons, save princesses, not be killed by dragons and then whine about said lost princesses. So, one day, he left. Leaving the farm to his family, he went off into the world, looking for something heroic to do. That's how he found himself here.

[IronyOwl]

Town information. At least briefly.

[IronyOwl]

Dungeon information. Obviously you'll need to discover things before any of it ends up here.

[IronyOwl]

Bestiary


Adventurer
3 Str
2 HP
A foolhardy foolish fool seeking riches and glory in the dungeon.

[IronyOwl]

Expedition 1, Turn 0: What A Ripoff

Impatient for success and unconcerned with such trivialities as "death" or "proper preparation," five valiant heroes- Derm the bodybuilder, Nallihen the quarter-dragon, Billy the rapper, Ergoth the dwarf, and Heidi the colorful- immediately dash for the gate, and swiftly find themselves standing on a matching one inside the dungeon.

It's dark.

It's also fairly open; you can't see any walls at all. You can see the area around you alright, but it's going to be hard making out anything at a great distance in here.

Also nothing jumps out to eat you yet. What a ripoff.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Derm (derm), Muscle Wizard
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
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Nallihen Talandr (Caellath), Adorable Master of Evil
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
-
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Billy Snow (Persus13), Awful Dungeon Rapper
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
-
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Ergoth MakCog (GWG), Ambiguous Dwarf
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
-
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Heidi Mekatron (lawastooshort), Manic Jester
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
-
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[Dermonster]

"TALLY HO MY COMPANIONS! WE MUST VENTURE DEEPER INTO THIS MISBEGOTTEN CAVE AND SHOW IT THE POWER OF OUR RESOLVE!"

FORWAHD!

[Caellath]

Nallihen simply walks forward, eyes trying to scan the deep darkness lying ahead.
"...This situation is pitiful."

Advance but stay alert for any sign of trouble.

[lawastooshort]

"Golly! Um, right, ok, what? Yes?"

Sprint forward ten feet, inspect the floor for traps, rush to back of group and draw weapon.

[Persus13]

Well ya gotta somewhere y'know, and I am going move onward, ho!

Follow everyone else

[IronyOwl]

Turn 1: Hello

"TALLY HO MY COMPANIONS! WE MUST VENTURE DEEPER INTO THIS MISBEGOTTEN CAVE AND SHOW IT THE POWER OF OUR RESOLVE!"

FORWAHD!

Nallihen simply walks forward, eyes trying to scan the deep darkness lying ahead.
"...This situation is pitiful."

Advance but stay alert for any sign of trouble.

"Golly! Um, right, ok, what? Yes?"

Sprint forward ten feet, inspect the floor for traps, rush to back of group and draw weapon.

Well ya gotta somewhere y'know, and I am going move onward, ho!

Follow everyone else

[2][2][6][5] The group advances forward, some striding forth with purpose and fury, others inching forward cautiously. In each case, after nothing jumps out to eat them, the group moves forward a bit more, then more, until finally they're well and truly traveling. The dark isn't so bad once they get used to it, and they're not massively worried about getting lost or constantly ambushed.

They do, however, stumble across some goblins.

These particular goblins are rather small, with long ears, dark skin, and yellowish eyes. They're also armed with a mean-looking club, swords and shields, or pointy sticks, as the case may be.

Encounter!
Goblin Brute (4/1)
2x Goblin Warriors (2/1)
2x Goblin Heathens (1/1)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Derm (derm), Muscle Wizard
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
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Nallihen Talandr (Caellath), Adorable Master of Evil
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
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Billy Snow (Persus13), Awful Dungeon Rapper
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
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Ergoth MakCog (GWG), Ambiguous Dwarf
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
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Heidi Mekatron (lawastooshort), Manic Jester
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
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Goblin Brute
4/4 Str
1/1 HP
Studded Club

Goblin Warrior A
2/2 Str
1/1 HP
Stabby Sword, Round Shield

Goblin Warrior B
2/2 Str
1/1 HP
Stabby Sword, Round Shield

Goblin Heathen A
1/1 Str
1/1 HP
Point-ed Stick

Goblin Heathen B
1/1 Str
1/1 HP
Point-ed Stick

[lawastooshort]

”Arhg! Heathens! Flee!”

Sprint over to one of the heathens, jump in such a manner as to land where I can’t be outflanked, and kick the heathen in the groin. If time permits, then flee to the back of our group.

[Caellath]

A crimson gaze runs over the goblins and the whole situation.
"Anyone against taking down the brute first?"

If the Brute is attacked, join into the attack. Otherwise, attack one of the goblin warriors.

[Dermonster]

"RIGHT HO!" Derm yells, his muscles rippling vehemently. "THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE MOST GLORIOUS AND DANGEROUS OF MAJJAIACKSS! PREPARE THYSELF FOR A MOST RIGOROUS SMASHING"

Derm braces himself, then takes a running leap and brngs himself down upon the goblin brute, arm drawn back and crackling with dangerous energy.

"I CAST FIST!"

[Persus13]

"Goblins to kill now, they gonna get smashed now."

Kill a the heathen not under attacked, then scare the goblins of by rapping badly.