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Author Topic: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 5: Piles of Failure]  (Read 3959 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 1: Hello]
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2013, 12:28:47 pm »

Catch up.

Cut off some goblin heads.
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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 1: Hello]
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2013, 01:21:58 am »

Turn 2: Bad At This


”Arhg! Heathens! Flee!”

Sprint over to one of the heathens, jump in such a manner as to land where I can’t be outflanked, and kick the heathen in the groin. If time permits, then flee to the back of our group.
[2] vs [6] You stub your toe as the heathen does a backflip.

[3] vs [4] It then lunges back at you, but it has too much ground to cover to actually reach you.

[3] You get vaguely further from the goblins than some of your teammates.

A crimson gaze runs over the goblins and the whole situation.
"Anyone against taking down the brute first?"

If the Brute is attacked, join into the attack. Otherwise, attack one of the goblin warriors.
[6] vs [3] You barrel down on a goblin warrior, which raises its shield a little too late. With a thunderous crack, you down the first foe of the expedition.

[4] vs [4] The other warrior makes a lunge at you, but you dodge backwards out of the swing.

+2 xp, Goblin Warrior slain!

"RIGHT HO!" Derm yells, his muscles rippling vehemently. "THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE MOST GLORIOUS AND DANGEROUS OF MAJJAIACKSS! PREPARE THYSELF FOR A MOST RIGOROUS SMASHING"

Derm braces himself, then takes a running leap and brngs himself down upon the goblin brute, arm drawn back and crackling with dangerous energy.

"I CAST FIST!"

[1] vs [1] You cast Trip. Brute casts Trip also.

[1] vs [2] He then flops around like a fish while you flail around like a manatee.

"Goblins to kill now, they gonna get smashed now."

Kill a the heathen not under attacked, then scare the goblins of by rapping badly.
[1] vs [1] You stop to wonder what you should rap about after you've slain the goblin, which results in you standing there doing nothing. The goblin also stands there wondering what you're thinking about doing.

[4] vs [6] It snaps out of its reverie and tries to stab you a moment later, but you're long gone by then.

[1] You embolden the goblins with your fairly melodious humming. You were gonna add words later, you just couldn't think of any!

Catch up.

Cut off some goblin heads.

[1] vs [4] Deciding those weaker-looking ones are your best shot at acquiring multiple heads, you stumble trying to catch one.


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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 2: Bad At This]
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2013, 07:27:32 am »

Punch the brute in his faces face.
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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 2: Bad At This]
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2013, 07:28:59 am »

Dance up to Heathen A. Kick his face in. Smile.
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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 2: Bad At This]
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2013, 07:41:32 am »

Grap the dead Goblin's sword and shield. Decapitate a goblin that isn't the brute.
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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 2: Bad At This]
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2013, 11:53:32 am »

Nallihen smirks deviously as he retreats with a brisk dodge, satisfied with the result of his attack. And also very surprised it had actually worked without any terribly painful problems.
"They all doubted me, but soon..."

Attack one of the heathens.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 2: Bad At This]
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2013, 12:37:24 am »

Turn 3: Barrel Roll


Punch the brute in his faces face.
[5] vs [3] You give him a proper punching with your proper fist. The shot hits him in the side of the face, obviously staggering him.

[5] vs [4] He then responds with a proper clubbing. You're a bit lighter on your feet than he was, but it still clips you lightly.

2 dmg dealt to brute
1 dmg taken
+3 exp


Dance up to Heathen A. Kick his face in. Smile.
[1] vs [2] You trip again, totally ruining your dance routine. STILL SMILING THOUGH!

[5] vs [2] The heathen pokes you with its stick while you're still on the ground. Ow.

1 dmg taken
+1 xp


Grap the dead Goblin's sword and shield. Decapitate a goblin that isn't the brute.
[3] You try to loot the goblin's sword, but that's not so easy. It kind of gets dinged up as you pry it free, to say nothing of what happened to the corpse.

+Dinged Goblin Warrior Sword

Nallihen smirks deviously as he retreats with a brisk dodge, satisfied with the result of his attack. And also very surprised it had actually worked without any terribly painful problems.
"They all doubted me, but soon..."

Attack one of the heathens.
[2] vs [1] You move to punch one of the heathens, but it trips right into your off fist, going down in a pile.

...that was easy.

Unfortunately the other warrior decides you're a threat.

[2] vs [6] You do a diving roll to escape its feeble lunge.

Heathen slain!
+1 xp



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((Also Nallihen vaguely reminds me of Veigar for some reason. :P))
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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 3: Barrel Roll]
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2013, 12:40:20 am »

"BEHOLD MY GRACE AS I POUND YOU INTO THE FLOOR!"

Flying downward heel kick to his head.
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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 3: Barrel Roll]
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2013, 03:32:50 am »

Get up. Kick Heathen A's face in. Steal his stick. Frown in a smiley way.
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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 3: Barrel Roll]
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2013, 09:27:04 am »

((Probably his trying to be very evil.))

Nallihen straightens up after dodging, dusting his clothing off and grinning at the enemies before breaking into a dash to initiate an attack.
"This is a pleasant day, full of surprises. Let's see if I can make you meet your maker."

Kick the Warrior.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 3: Barrel Roll]
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2013, 11:34:23 am »

Attack the Goblin Warrior with my sword. I'm going to nail his head to a board.
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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 3: Barrel Roll]
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2013, 12:48:44 pm »

Remember I'm in this game.

Behead some goblins.
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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 3: Barrel Roll]
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2013, 04:37:45 pm »

Turn 4: Not Quite Dead


"BEHOLD MY GRACE AS I POUND YOU INTO THE FLOOR!"

Flying downward heel kick to his head.
[3] vs [3] Derm's flying heel slam is a bit awkward, and the goblin manages to stumble aside.

[4] vs [5] The goblin's counterclub is considerably less awkward, but so is Derm's manly dodge.

Get up. Kick Heathen A's face in. Steal his stick. Frown in a smiley way.
[2] vs [1] You stumble as you get up, somehow managing to headbash the goblin in the process. Well, that's a victory...

You don't have time to attempt stealing his stick though. That makes you sad.

1 dmg dealt to goblin heathen A
goblin heathen A slain!
+1 exp


((Probably his trying to be very evil.))

Nallihen straightens up after dodging, dusting his clothing off and grinning at the enemies before breaking into a dash to initiate an attack.
"This is a pleasant day, full of surprises. Let's see if I can make you meet your maker."

Kick the Warrior.
[3] vs [4] Your halfhearted sweep fails to down the warrior.

[4] vs [2] His coldhearted sweep succeeds in severely wounding your arm.

2 dmg taken
+2 xp


Attack the Goblin Warrior with my sword. I'm going to nail his head to a board.
[5] vs [1] You come away with the goblin warrior's head impaled on your sword like a meatball on a shishkabob.

>2 dmg dealt to goblin warrior
goblin warrior slain
+2 exp


Remember I'm in this game.

Behead some goblins.

[1] vs [6] You're really, really glad the goblin jumped way back to avoid you before you tripped and landed like that. You're guessing it'd have been pretty easy for him to stab you if he was right next to you.


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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 4: Not Quite Dead]
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2013, 04:42:28 pm »

Grab a shield from a warrior, then kill the brute.
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Re: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 4: Not Quite Dead]
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2013, 04:51:48 pm »

"MY FISTS THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!"

Shoryuken the brute.
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