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Author Topic: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!  (Read 1748173 times)

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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14730 on: January 31, 2015, 08:50:48 am »

Just build a large wall around the country and call it a prison. It worked with the Great Wall of China, right? It didn't.

Johnny English would stop you.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14731 on: January 31, 2015, 12:41:30 pm »

Just build a large wall around the country and call it a prison. It worked with the Great Wall of China, right? It didn't.

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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14732 on: January 31, 2015, 12:59:58 pm »

Considering I never murdered the Belgian leadership (they imprisoned themselves, after all), created a mind-control serum, or anything similarly evil, why are you trying to stop me? I am trying to give a serious political suggestion for the Belgians to consider; it's their choice, not mine. [/kidding]
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14734 on: January 31, 2015, 01:13:01 pm »

I think I seriously argued at one point that Belgium does not exist.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14735 on: January 31, 2015, 01:14:30 pm »

Lol, just talked to a Muslim preacher in Oxford street who was a self-proclaimed supporter of ISIS. The funny thing is, other than that he seemed like a completely swell guy. Funnier still was that his preachbox was sandwiched by Jehova's Witnesses and an equally amenable Nigerian preacher preaching for jebus. You'd expect him to have more tact though; half expected someone to get v& for great terror

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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14736 on: January 31, 2015, 02:43:05 pm »

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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14738 on: January 31, 2015, 03:51:23 pm »

Lol, just talked to a Muslim preacher in Oxford street who was a self-proclaimed supporter of ISIS. The funny thing is, other than that he seemed like a completely swell guy. Funnier still was that his preachbox was sandwiched by Jehova's Witnesses and an equally amenable Nigerian preacher preaching for jebus. You'd expect him to have more tact though; half expected someone to get v& for great terror

Knowing the current political climate, I am surprised some kind of UKIP warrior in power armour did not descend from the mother-ship in a drop pod to enact some politically correct administration of fist related correction.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14739 on: January 31, 2015, 04:01:33 pm »

What are you guys talking about? Belgium isn't even a real place.
This explains why Belgian beer tastes so good. (Psychotropic chemicals!!)
Finland doesn't exist either.
This does not explain why Finnish beer tastes so awful, however.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14740 on: January 31, 2015, 04:31:43 pm »

I think I seriously argued at one point that Belgium does not exist.
I'm fairly sure you did.
I'd be very surprised if he didn't.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14741 on: January 31, 2015, 04:32:42 pm »

Finland doesn't exist either.
This does not explain why Finnish beer tastes so awful, however.
Beer that doesn't exist doesn't taste all that good.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14742 on: January 31, 2015, 04:39:12 pm »

It wouldn't taste awful, though. It just wouldn't taste. Which would, indeed, be not all that good. Or all that bad. Or anything. Nihilibooze.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14743 on: January 31, 2015, 04:40:10 pm »

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Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #14744 on: January 31, 2015, 04:43:39 pm »

*smacks forehead*

I knew there was something fishy going on...
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