Come onto the dragon, become queen high ruler.
[3] You and the dragon hook up, but you fail to become royalty.
Give Persus Indigestion.
[2] You fail terribly, as you are but a single inhabitant of the planet Persus swallowed whole.
look for more world's to eat.
[4] You you find another lovely planet with water on it!
Become demon.
[6] You become a demon so evil you get imprisoned in the Abyssal planes.
Give some relative/time traveling descendant of Derm a holy sword and tell them to kill the zombie princess and fulfill his legacy
[1] You give them the sword, and they promptly kill you for some tiny slight.
Be toxic and enticing.
Hope someone I don't like eats me.
Poison Persus and anyone else who dares to eat me.
[6] You poison everybody on the planet and Persus, and then promptly cease to exist due to your 1000% poison content.
Try to make Persus Explode by wishing Really, Really hard.
[1] You wish so hard that you and the surrounding square mile explode.
Materialize and immediately begin spreading diabeetus, turning infectees into diabeetus hordes that seek to infect more people.
[6] The hordes take over the planet, but you fall prey to your own horde.
>Awake from slumber as celestial dragon and slap Persus13!
[3] You're a celestial dragon.
BEAVERSNAILGOAT PERSUS
[1] You BEAVERSNAILGOAT yourself.
SLAY DRAGON, GET LOOT.
[6] You get so much phat lewtz that you're crushed under the weight.
KIDNAP TOWN.
[3] You try, but it's hard to uproot buildings.
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