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Author Topic: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE  (Read 7080 times)

anailater

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2013, 01:54:05 pm »

BE THE PRINCESS, KILL DERM, LET THE DRAGON KIDNAP ME.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2013, 01:56:15 pm »

TURN PRINCESS CORPSE INTO A SUIT OF ARMOR TO GIVE TO DERM AS WEDDING GIFT
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Persus13

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2013, 02:06:02 pm »

Respawn as a world eating dragon, eat the planet everyone is on.
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Doomblade187

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2013, 02:38:54 pm »

Revive Princess with Necromancy
[2] Nope.

Revive the princess. Train her in the art of battle.
[4] You revive the princess and start teaching her how to fight.

Reveal myself to be a dragon in disguise, and therefore immune to fire.
[2] You make a nice masterwork human roast.

GO TO HONEYMOON WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING EH EH.
[2] There aren't any flights to Bali available yet, and the dragon's not in the mood right now.

BE THE PRINCESS, KILL DERM, LET THE DRAGON KIDNAP ME.
[5], [6v2] You and Derm fight, and after you kill him, the dragon puts you in a metal cage.

TURN PRINCESS CORPSE INTO A SUIT OF ARMOR TO GIVE TO DERM AS WEDDING GIFT
The princess is alive.

Respawn as a world eating dragon, eat the planet everyone is on.
[5] You swallow the planet whole.
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anailater

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2013, 02:46:16 pm »

Come onto the dragon, become queen high ruler.
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Emral282

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2013, 02:49:21 pm »

Give Persus Indigestion.
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Persus13

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2013, 02:50:30 pm »

look for more world's to eat.
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scapheap

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2013, 02:52:33 pm »

Become demon.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2013, 02:55:33 pm »

Give some relative/time traveling descendant of Derm a holy sword and tell them to kill the zombie princess and fulfill his legacy
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2013, 02:57:42 pm »

Be toxic and enticing.
Hope someone I don't like eats me.
Poison Persus and anyone else who dares to eat me.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2013, 08:06:06 pm »

Try to make Persus Explode by wishing Really, Really hard.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2013, 02:18:41 am »

Materialize and immediately begin spreading diabeetus, turning infectees into diabeetus hordes that seek to infect more people.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2013, 03:19:34 am »

>Awake from slumber as celestial dragon and slap Persus13!
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2013, 06:48:05 am »

BEAVERSNAILGOAT PERSUS
« Last Edit: February 10, 2013, 01:48:57 pm by LordSlowpoke »
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2013, 07:28:07 am »

SLAY DRAGON, GET LOOT.
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