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Doomblade187

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YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« on: February 09, 2013, 01:38:30 pm »

((A random minimalist RTD idea I got from the Roller's Block thread. Thank you Anailater. Standard d6 rules.))

YOU AT CAVE. DRAGON INSIDE. DRAGON TOOK PRINCESS. RESCUE PRINCESS. BEGIN.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2013, 01:39:30 pm »

Greet dragon. Ask how his day was and why he took the princess.
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Re:RESUCE PRINCESS FROM DRAGON
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2013, 01:39:36 pm »

Did it just say "resuce princess from dragon"?

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2013, 01:40:04 pm »

KILL PRINCESS. MARRY DRAGON.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2013, 01:40:32 pm »

Did it just say "resuce princess from dragon"?
No.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2013, 01:40:55 pm »

Did it just say "resuce princess from dragon"?
No.
Yes. And then I found a better name for it.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2013, 01:41:20 pm »

Did it just say "resuce princess from dragon"?
No.
Yes. And then I found a better name for it.
And I thought I was dumb for a second there.

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2013, 01:43:28 pm »

Kill old king, make dragon the king, make princess have baby half dragon things with dragon.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2013, 01:43:40 pm »

be bigger dragon. kidnap princess
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2013, 01:45:38 pm »

Resuse dragon from the princess
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2013, 01:48:23 pm »

Greet dragon. Ask how his day was and why he took the princess.
[6] "HELLO DRAGON! HOW ARE YOU TODAY!" you shout before getting flamed for disrupting the wedding ceremony.

KILL PRINCESS. MARRY DRAGON.
[5] After slaying the princess with an arrow, you and the dragon have a small wedding ceremony in the cave.

Kill old king, make dragon the king, make princess have baby half dragon things with dragon.
[6] After destroying the castle, you proclaim the dragon king before being set on by a mob of peasants. Also, the princess is dead.

be bigger dragon. kidnap princess
[1] You spawn as a tiny drake and are stepped on by Derm.

Resuse dragon from the princess
The princess is dead already.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2013, 01:50:05 pm »

Revive Princess with Necromancy
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2013, 01:50:27 pm »

Revive the princess. Train her in the art of battle.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2013, 01:51:52 pm »

Reveal myself to be a dragon in disguise, and therefore immune to fire.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2013, 01:52:12 pm »

GO TO HONEYMOON WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING EH EH.
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