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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2013, 01:43:39 pm »

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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2013, 01:48:30 pm »

BEAVERGOAT PERSUS
DOING IT WRONG

BEAVERSNAILGOAT PERSUS
BETTER.

I'M TRYING TO BE MERCIFUL IN MY CRIMES AGAINST LIFE, UNIVERSE AND MORE OR LESS EVERYTHING

BUT HAVE IT YOUR WAY SNAILS ARE NOW INCLUDED
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2013, 03:20:36 pm »

KIDNAP TOWN.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2013, 06:44:54 pm »

Come onto the dragon, become queen high ruler.
[3] You and the dragon hook up, but you fail to become royalty.

Give Persus Indigestion.
[2] You fail terribly, as you are but a single inhabitant of the planet Persus swallowed whole.

look for more world's to eat.
[4] You you find another lovely planet with water on it!

Become demon.
[6] You become a demon so evil you get imprisoned in the Abyssal planes.

Give some relative/time traveling descendant of Derm a holy sword and tell them to kill the zombie princess and fulfill his legacy
[1] You give them the sword, and they promptly kill you for some tiny slight.

Be toxic and enticing.
Hope someone I don't like eats me.
Poison Persus and anyone else who dares to eat me.
[6] You poison everybody on the planet and Persus, and then promptly cease to exist due to your 1000% poison content.

Try to make Persus Explode by wishing Really, Really hard.
[1] You wish so hard that you and the surrounding square mile explode.

Materialize and immediately begin spreading diabeetus, turning infectees into diabeetus hordes that seek to infect more people.
[6] The hordes take over the planet, but you fall prey to your own horde.

>Awake from slumber as celestial dragon and slap Persus13!
[3] You're a celestial dragon.

BEAVERSNAILGOAT PERSUS
[1] You BEAVERSNAILGOAT yourself.

SLAY DRAGON, GET LOOT.
[6] You get so much phat lewtz that you're crushed under the weight.

KIDNAP TOWN.
[3] You try, but it's hard to uproot buildings.
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Persus13

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2013, 06:47:18 pm »

Eat planet with water.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2013, 07:02:58 pm »

Respawn as Saint George
Slay ALL the dragons
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anailater

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2013, 07:04:33 pm »

Tell Dagon he's beutifal, have half dragon babies, become queen.
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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2013, 07:04:57 pm »

Break back into the mortal plane, Bind with different princess and become succubus.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2013, 07:16:21 pm »

AM THE HORDE
DEVOUR THIS WORLD IN DIABEETUS
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2013, 07:38:57 pm »

Wonder what it is with Xantalos and Diabeetus.

Point out that poison can exist, and that if everyone is poisoned the other players should be poisoned as well.
If I still don't exist, respawn as a vampire.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2013, 08:19:36 pm »

AM THE HORDE
DEVOUR THIS WORLD IN DIABEETUS


BEAVERSNAILGOAT AS PUNISHMENT FOR SUGGESTING THE ADDITION OF SNAIL TO THE BEAVERGOATING
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2013, 09:46:59 pm »

Manifest my spirit and send a group of young heroes to slay the princess
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WillowLuman

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2013, 02:01:54 am »

Eh, I'm already dragon in another thread

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2013, 02:15:55 am »

>FALCON PAUNCH Persus13
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2013, 09:57:52 am »

KIDNAP A PLANET.
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