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7 (6.5%)

Rick Santorum

16 (14.8%)

Michelle Bachmann

13 (12%)

Chris Christie

23 (21.3%)

Rand Paul

49 (45.4%)

Total Members Voted: 107

[kaian-a-coel]

Y'know, when I saw that picture of Mt. Rushmore, I wondered how many cranks were using this as some kind of supernatural proof in their arguments about the President.

A quick Google search, and I was not disappointed. (Well, disappointed in humanity, perhaps but certainly not in my intuition.)

Care to link for laughs?

Pleaaaase :3

[Helgoland]

Y'know, when I saw that picture of Mt. Rushmore, I wondered how many cranks were using this as some kind of supernatural proof in their arguments about the President.

A quick Google search, and I was not disappointed. (Well, disappointed in humanity, perhaps but certainly not in my intuition.)

Care to link for laughs?

Pleaaaase :3

Pleeeeeeeeeease :3

[Frumple]

RK, this is your cue to look down from on high...

... and post a LMGTFY link.

[Descan]

What exactly would we google for? "Crackpots Crying Rushmore Obama"?

Sounds like a band name.

[Max White]

Say what you will about the man, but only he could pull off something like this.

Now I'm left to wonder if they were vegan muffins.

[misko27]

With Chris Christie giving up on appealing the decision, it appears a court went and legalized gay marriage in New Jersey without us looking. It used, interestingly, the arguments from the recent Supreme Court Decision, which implied equal marriages are a right. Also Ohio will be expanding Medicaid under ACA, after a 5-2 ruling from a obscure board.

<a href="http://swampland.time.com/2013/10/17/joe-biden-brings-muffins-to-the-epa/">Say what you will about the man, but only he could pull off something like this.[/url]

I needed a double-take to confirm this was not the Onion.

[RedKing]

Y'know, when I saw that picture of Mt. Rushmore, I wondered how many cranks were using this as some kind of supernatural proof in their arguments about the President.

A quick Google search, and I was not disappointed. (Well, disappointed in humanity, perhaps but certainly not in my intuition.)

Care to link for laughs?

Pleaaaase :3

Pleeeeeeeeeease :3

http://endtimebibleprophecy.wordpress.com/2013/10/21/amazing-mt-rushmore-washington-weeps-for-america/
http://moonbattery.com/?p=38250
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2389502/pg1
http://teapartyorg.ning.com/forum/topic/show?id=4301673%3ATopic%3A1960632&xgs=1&xg_source=msg_share_topic

The last link includes this gem of an exchange:

Add this phenomena to the earthquake we had here in Washington that split the Washington monument and damaged the National Cathedral.

>Did this happen during the shutdown ?  Triptolemus ?? Washington Monument split and the National

>Cathedral Damaged ???

>>The cathedral was damaged during the Great East Coast Earthquake of 2011

>>>No, Woodrow Wilson is buried at the Cathedral. That caused the whole east coast quake. Obama is definitely a fan. There are at least two presidential tombs shaking since the pox known as
>>>Obama has illegally occupied the White House. One is in Illinois the other at Mt. Vernon in Virginia.

You heard it here first, folks. The 2011 Earthquake was caused because of a liberal President buried in Washington since 1924. Despite the epicenter actually being 70 miles to the southwest....

Now if you'll excuse me, there's a desk I need to introduce to my forehead.

[Sirus]

http://moonbattery.com/?p=38250

Nopenopenope. Not contaminating my hard drive or browsing history by visiting that site.

[Descan]

You know, I have serious trouble reading some of what people say. Like, they jump from a to d to z to a again.

I noticed it when I was reading "The Adolescence of P-1" and then I really noticed it in it's natural habitat, the crackpot.

"No, Woodrow Wilson is buried at the Cathedral. That caused the whole east coast quake. Obama is definitely a fan. " Like, what? Obama is a fan of what, the quake? Woodrow Wilson? His burial? The cathedral?

Or is Obama just a rotating, oscillating device designed to cool air in an area?

[RedKing]

You know, I have serious trouble reading some of what people say. Like, they jump from a to d to z to a again.

I noticed it when I was reading "The Adolescence of P-1" and then I really noticed it in it's natural habitat, the crackpot.

"No, Woodrow Wilson is buried at the Cathedral. That caused the whole east coast quake. Obama is definitely a fan. " Like, what? Obama is a fan of what, the quake? Woodrow Wilson? His burial? The cathedral?

Or is Obama just a rotating, oscillating device designed to cool air in an area?

Yes.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Add this phenomena to the earthquake we had here in Washington that split the Washington monument and damaged the National Cathedral.

>Did this happen during the shutdown ?  Triptolemus ?? Washington Monument split and the National

>Cathedral Damaged

>>The cathedral was damaged during the Great East Coast Earthquake of 2011

>>>No, Woodrow Wilson is buried at the Cathedral. That caused the whole east coast quake. Obama is definitely a fan. There are at least two presidential tombs shaking since the pox known as
>>>Obama has illegally occupied the White House. One is in Illinois the other at Mt. Vernon in Virginia.

You heard it here first, folks. The 2011 Earthquake was caused because of a liberal President buried in Washington since 1924. Despite the epicenter actually being 70 miles to the southwest....

You heard it here first folks, when you win two national elections in a row by incontestable margins, you're illegally occupying the White House.

At least Wilson was actually a socialist.

[Sirus]

Add this phenomena to the earthquake we had here in Washington that split the Washington monument and damaged the National Cathedral.

>Did this happen during the shutdown ?  Triptolemus ?? Washington Monument split and the National

>Cathedral Damaged

>>The cathedral was damaged during the Great East Coast Earthquake of 2011

>>>No, Woodrow Wilson is buried at the Cathedral. That caused the whole east coast quake. Obama is definitely a fan. There are at least two presidential tombs shaking since the pox known as
>>>Obama has illegally occupied the White House. One is in Illinois the other at Mt. Vernon in Virginia.

You heard it here first, folks. The 2011 Earthquake was caused because of a liberal President buried in Washington since 1924. Despite the epicenter actually being 70 miles to the southwest....

You heard it here first folks, when you win two national elections in a row by incontestable margins, you're illegally occupying the White House.

At least Wilson was actually a socialist.

Doesn't matter if you won the elections if you were ineligible in the first place.
...is the way the logic goes.

[Descan]

I REALLY hope Elizabeth Warren gets elected if she runs. I just wanna see the Tea Parties heads explode when someone so very clearly liberal/progressive runs and wins. And is a woman.

I'd like to see them try and finagle a "But the American people REALLY want a MORE conservative president!" with someone that pink in the white house.

[lue]

You know, I have serious trouble reading some of what people say. Like, they jump from a to d to z to a again.

I noticed it when I was reading "The Adolescence of P-1" and then I really noticed it in it's natural habitat, the crackpot.

"No, Woodrow Wilson is buried at the Cathedral. That caused the whole east coast quake. Obama is definitely a fan. " Like, what? Obama is a fan of what, the quake? Woodrow Wilson? His burial? The cathedral?

Or is Obama just a rotating, oscillating device designed to cool air in an area?

Cooling fans are often found in trucker cabs.

Trucker cabs...

O'Sirus is at the center of this again! AAH!!!1!!!1one!!!

I should look for conspiracy theorists on the web every once it a while, seems like a good way to amuse myself for an hour . (The last link RedKing showed, had in the comments a link to "4 simple questions about Obama's birth certificate.") I also should look into seriously creating fake conspiracies, just to see what happens.

[misko27]

I REALLY hope Elizabeth Warren gets elected if she runs. I just wanna see the Tea Parties heads explode when someone so very clearly liberal/progressive runs and wins. And is a woman.

I'd like to see them try and finagle a "But the American people REALLY want a MORE conservative president!" with someone that pink in the white house.

What's with you and Elizabeth Warren? Because I'm pretty sure about as many people could place her as could Claire McCaskill, defeater of Todd "legitimate rape" Akin. Besides, since they assume the Democrats are all massively liberal, it really doesn't matter whether they are center or far left, as they are seen only as degrees of openness. Obama has come under criticism that he is barely a liberal, and to the Tea-party he  practically invented Marxism, presumably by using Satan Powers to whisper in Marx's ear. Frankly, anyone else will simply be a shade of the same. It's like the arguments between 9/11 truthers to us: The differences to them are massive, but to us it's pointless shades of stupid. That's how they view all liberals.


They are riding on the idea that there is some disillusioned, silent majority waiting for a someone to take a real stand against liberal "business as usual" in Washington. There is one, but they have vastly over-estimated it.