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Ted Cruz

7 (6.5%)

Rick Santorum

16 (14.8%)

Michelle Bachmann

13 (12%)

Chris Christie

23 (21.3%)

Rand Paul

49 (45.4%)

Total Members Voted: 107

[misko27]

Show me a Noise Marine who wears sensible tartan sweaters and comfortable corduroy pants and maybe I'll think about worshipping the androgynous Prince of Pleasure.

^American Politics in a Nutshell.


Anyway, Democrats have started trashing Republicans in the funding race, Buisness groups are considering holding funding from Tea-Party candidates, and the Tea-Party is engaged in open war with the the Republican establishment.

[lue]

On ACA, Obama and his team are in the midst of fixing the exchanges.

In worldly news, a tentative date for a Syria conference in Geneva has been set, on the Day of the Doctor no less.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Look at how your mountain deities weep, THANKS OBAMA

[Mech#4]

I'd love it if in the future archaeologists look at Mt Rushmore and determine that it was made as a totem to the pagan gods of a ancient race, who every four or so years would single out a member of their own society to take up their mantle to lead their people to greatness.

I wonder what Roosevelt's sphere of influence would be?

[Max White]

If Rushmore gets eroded beyond recognition, I'm sure there will be religious theories about the plastic Obama figurines.
From pieces of native literature found on primitive corrupted hard drives, we believe they worshiped him as a god of health and drones.

[Helgoland]

I wonder what Roosevelt's sphere of influence would be?

Strength and manliness.

Also, no Why not Zoidberg joke? I am disappoint.

[kaian-a-coel]

Show me a Noise Marine who wears sensible tartan sweaters and comfortable corduroy pants and maybe I'll think about worshipping the androgynous Prince of Pleasure.

This conversation made me wonder if I was truly on the American Politics megathread, or if I misclicked on the WTF thread.

[Mech#4]

Show me a Noise Marine who wears sensible tartan sweaters and comfortable corduroy pants and maybe I'll think about worshipping the androgynous Prince of Pleasure.

This conversation made me wonder if I was truly on the American Politics megathread, or if I misclicked on the WTF thread.

Haven't they been one and the same for the last month or so?

[PTTG??]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Look at how your mountain deities weep, THANKS OBAMA

It's so cool that a natural formation like that looks so much like real presidents!

[Leafsnail]

It's not a coincidence.  IIRC Americans select candidates based on how closely they resemble rocky outcrops.

[scriver]

Number Two isn't crying, he's just got a case of running nose and no manners.

[Descan]

Lincoln looks like a geisha.

[Baffler]

Say what you will about the man, but only he could pull off something like this.

[RedKing]

Y'know, when I saw that picture of Mt. Rushmore, I wondered how many cranks were using this as some kind of supernatural proof in their arguments about the President.

A quick Google search, and I was not disappointed. (Well, disappointed in humanity, perhaps but certainly not in my intuition.)

[werty892]

Y'know, when I saw that picture of Mt. Rushmore, I wondered how many cranks were using this as some kind of supernatural proof in their arguments about the President.

A quick Google search, and I was not disappointed. (Well, disappointed in humanity, perhaps but certainly not in my intuition.)

Care to link for laughs?