Well, if he'd want us dead, he'd have strangled us from behind or put something sharp through our throat while we were looking at the forgotten beast. Let's take out our pipe and try to smoke that pipe in it. Maybe we want the sock(that, aparantly, I kicked out after I lit it and threw it at the hairy dwarf) in there as well? On a second thought, Nerin having memories is far more usefull than getting along with some old dude. We have plenty of old dudes to get along with already, anyway.
Edit: We could pretend we don't know what smoking is, try to eat the contents of the pipe, then spit them out becouse they taste foul. He doesn't know much about the world, anyway. Smoking might've been abolished for all he knows.
Edit2: In lieu of him not knowing a thing about the world of today, perhaps we could torment him by pretending the dwarves have started to act like elves? Look at the pipe for a few seconds, then act like an offended elf. "In the sun's name!(cause we love the surface, of course) You murdered a tree to make that pipe, didn't you? And that stick too! Oh no, I've been chatting with a cultureless barbarian!"
Edit3: If he doesn't believe us, we should tell him the elves took over quite recently, and are using some form of mind controll."But I've always agreed with their views. Especially since they planted those nuts in my head, greatest thing that's ever happened to me!"
Edit4: Wait a second,
-It wasn't like this beofore! All dwarves worked together. Everyone was on the same side working towards a common goal now...
This man is in league with the warden! He might even
be the warden! We need to watch out for his tricks.