I'd make a update righht about now if i wasnt drunkto drwa, guess illl do it tomorrow. :
being drunk wouldn't make it more dwarfy? as long as you weren't drinking strawberry wine or something elvish like that.
Sadly no...
I've got bit of a reputation for ruining succession forts while I'm drunk or high
I think at this point a vote isn't even necessary.
We might also suspect poison. And it's been a while since the injury, so sucking it out of the wound is not an option. It went somewhere... and seeing how if it went up (to the brain) we'd be dead or more insane, it must have gone down, offering a more satisfying option for removal by suction...
Get Lucky!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18TLHhhHZCA
Maybe drop our pants?
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-How come you're still here?
-I must stay around for an hour or so to see if your wound is healing up as it should.All right Nerin, here's your chance.
What?
You didn't go through all that flirting for nothing, finish what you started.
Oh.
Nerin, I thought we were past this. We should just keep a low profile and do nothing as long as the mayor is out looking for us.
Aww shut the fuck! Don't ruin his chances with the ladies just cause you're boring.
Pfff, what do you say Nerin?
I think we can get it to work if you just help me with some lines.
Haha! Sure will do!
I'm surrounded by idiots...
*A few hours of bad jokes and cheesy lines had passed*
-By the way I forgot to tell you this before but I think I might've been poisioned...
-What, why didn't you say so before?-It's been a while since the injury, so sucking it out of the wound is not an option...
-What do you mean...-and seeing how if it wouldve gone up to the brain I'd be dead by now...I guess it must've...
-Wait a...-must have gone down, offering a more satisfying option for removal by suction...
-You bastard! xD-Comeon help out a dorf in need here!
-I guess I wouldn't be a very good doctor if couldn't even fix something like that.... Jackpot Nerin!
*Early next moring, many sleepless hours later*
-Fine morning, eh?-I can't do anything but agree with you.
-I think I know why that is.-So you do huh?
-mmhmmm.-Why is it that I think that today is a fine day then?
-I'm guessing it has something to do with the young dwarf next to you.-You'd be correct in that assumption.
-You my friend is in fact quite the lucky fellow, aren't you?-From time to time.
-Well, let me simply commend you on tonights successes. Wtf I just passed right through!
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Perhaps I'm just blaming it on popular demand when what I really was aiming for was a chance to get rid of her fucking retarded haircut. That haircut is bloody impossible to draw under normal circumstances but when you you're intoxicated...not a chance in hell that you'll pull off anything resembeling that knot.
And on the subject of the randomly appearing sock... it's simply a remnant of me rehashing old backgrounds.