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Keep on going downstraem

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Time for some heroic swimming?...no?

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Find a dead tree or other long object, work as a group to hoist it across. (With emphasis on actually finding said object...)

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Invent some absurd creation involving rope and stuff which slowly pulls tied up people across…

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Total Members Voted: 9

[slowpokez]

-Yea...I'm okay. 'Bout the wound...I guess you could say the mayor tried to teach me a lesson...
-From the looks of it he did a pretty good job.
-I'm not dead yet...
-Well, I wouldn't have bet my money on you going up aginst the the mayor. You're a wierd dorf to say the least...
-Perhaps...
-You claim to have hundreds of coins yet you look like any ordinairy peasant, how come?
-I'm accually a fort leader, just don't like too much attention.
-I think I can guess how you got off on the wrong foot with the mayor now.
-Hmmpff...
-Actually can I sak you someting?
-What?
-You don't happen to know anything about the artifacts of this fort?
-Uhmm...Let's see...I'm not really the right person to ask about something like that...but...

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-...uhmm...are you just asking for what artifact there are?
-Anything really.
-Well, there is glass door one of the nobles got, an old dwarf by the name of Nerad Gravelmail. Then there is this wierd sock. They had some trouble with it around the time of the second or first realm war, kept it locked up ever since. I think there is one on a boat too but I'm not sure...
-Hmmm
-Why so interested all of a sudden?
-The guy who attacked me said something wierd but nevermind.

All right, what'll be the next course of action?

[Brewster]

Get Lucky!   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18TLHhhHZCA

[AfellowDwarf]

All right. We'll try to get this sock and cover the gauntlet with it. That should block out the harmfull influences. We'll ask for its locations in the brewstry. Locked up items won't be a problem if we have a skeleton key.

As for short term goals, see if the non-artifact sock is still on our bed, and take it. Let's not contradict ourselves by offering the chest deal to the nurse and just leave for the brewstry with her. Get our stuff and pay her, then escort her to the hospital. We really don't want the doctor's ire, so we must make sure the nurse doesn't die before he gets paid. Luckily, we'll have an axe when we reach the brewstry.

Now, how will we cover our upper body?

[xominxac]

Get Lucky!   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18TLHhhHZCA

Lol, the first thing you say after seeing that picture (which is very good by the way slowpokez).

Get our stuff and pay her, then escort her to the hospital. We really don't want the doctor's ire, so we must make sure the nurse doesn't die before he gets paid.

Now this I can agree with. Thank her for her "services" ( brewster) and offer to escort her to the hospital + get some urists to pay her with (loan them out if necessary).

[AfellowDwarf]

We have the urists in storage, remember? If those are gone, we're in bigger trouble.

Edit: We can wear the ripped shirt untill we're at the brewstry. Once we're there, we can cover the tear with our cape. Anotheredit: Let's use the scarf to cover it now. We'll have to be carefull to keep it in the right place, but at least it'll hide our wound.

Also, I don't like the idea of getting lucky while asscrack can watch.

Edit2: We should remain inconspicuous while we get to the brewstry. Since the nurse already knows we're an enemy of the mayor, we can inform her about this.

Edit3: That candle must be the nurse's. If she forgets to take it with her, we can take some usefull candlewax with us later on. And a candleholder(could be used for trade and as a throwing weapon. I guess we coud put the pipe in it and make it a mace, but our axe is probably more effective.) as well.

Edit4: Maybe if we manage to procure any of the other artifacts, the pipedwarf could be willing to trade it for an obsidianisation and SMR arrangement for the gauntlet.

Also, we should get our bag back before we respond to the pipedwarf when we're at the brewstry. We don't want him to try anything.

[Kaos]

isn't the sock in our locked room the artefact sock she was talking about?


didn't we light that very sock on fire at the beginning  it burned the neighbour house and is still intact? maybe he brought it back and left it there.

[AfellowDwarf]

We shall smoke it when we've dropped the nurse off at the hospital, and see if it is.

Our room wasn't locked, though. But our chest is, and I don't think we'd notice if our chest contained a sock. All we need now is a hammer or a skeleton key.

Edit: We had better ask around in the brewstry first, though. There is no need to go out of our way to open that chest if the sock is at a known location.

[xominxac]

isn't the sock in our locked room the artefact sock she was talking about?


didn't we light that very sock on fire at the beginning  it burned the neighbour house and is still intact? maybe he brought it back and left it there.

You might be on to something.

[AfellowDwarf]

I have my doubts. Nerin should've at least gotten one good thought for smoking an artifact sock, but it seems he didn't back then.(That's +1 for smoking a sock, -1 for inhaling dust and +1 for smoking an artifact)

[slowpokez]

I'd make a update righht about now if i wasnt drunkto drwa, guess illl do it tomorrow. :

Update postponed.

[AfellowDwarf]

May be we could buy the nurse a glass of monarch butterfly at the brewstry?

[Kaos]

I'd make a update righht about now if i wasnt drunkto drwa, guess illl do it tomorrow. :

being drunk wouldn't make it more dwarfy? as long as you weren't drinking strawberry wine or something elvish like that.

[AfellowDwarf]

Human alchohol is made out of all kinds of weird surface plants, sadly. If that update went through, it would've been nothing but people humping trees. Posibly some elves birthing monsterous half-tree babies, but you get the picture.

[slowpokez]

I'd make a update righht about now if i wasnt drunkto drwa, guess illl do it tomorrow. :

being drunk wouldn't make it more dwarfy? as long as you weren't drinking strawberry wine or something elvish like that.

Sadly no...
I've got bit of a reputation for ruining succession forts while I'm drunk or high

I think at this point a vote isn't even necessary.

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We might also suspect poison. And it's been a while since the injury, so sucking it out of the wound is not an option. It went somewhere... and seeing how if it went up (to the brain) we'd be dead or more insane, it must have gone down, offering a more satisfying option for removal by suction...

Get Lucky!   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18TLHhhHZCA

Maybe drop our pants?

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-How come you're still here?
-I must stay around for an hour or so to see if your wound is healing up as it should.

All right Nerin, here's your chance.
What?
You didn't go through all that flirting for nothing, finish what you started.
Oh.
Nerin, I thought we were past this. We should just keep a low profile and do nothing as long as the mayor is out looking for us.
Aww shut the fuck! Don't ruin his chances with the ladies just cause you're boring.
Pfff, what do you say Nerin?
I think we can get it to work if you just help me with some lines.
Haha! Sure will do!
I'm surrounded by idiots...

*A few hours of bad jokes and cheesy lines had passed*

-By the way I forgot to tell you this before but I think I might've been poisioned...
-What, why didn't you say so before?
-It's been a while since the injury, so sucking it out of the wound is not an option...
-What do you mean...
-and seeing how if it wouldve gone up to the brain I'd be dead by now...I guess it must've...
-Wait a...
-must have gone down, offering a more satisfying option for removal by suction...
-You bastard! xD
-Comeon help out a dorf in need here!
-I guess I wouldn't be a very good doctor if couldn't even fix something like that....

Jackpot Nerin!

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*Early next moring, many sleepless hours later*

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-Fine morning, eh?
-I can't do anything but agree with you.
-I think I know why that is.
-So you do huh?
-mmhmmm.
-Why is it that I think that today is a fine day then?
-I'm guessing it has something to do with the young dwarf next to you.
-You'd be correct in that assumption.
-You my friend is in fact quite the lucky fellow, aren't you?
-From time to time.
-Well, let me simply commend you on tonights successes.

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Wtf I just passed right through!
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o_______O'
-You...
-it's....
-it's a
-it's a ghoooOOOSTT!

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Perhaps I'm just blaming it on popular demand when what I really was aiming for was a chance to get rid of her fucking retarded haircut. That haircut is bloody impossible to draw under normal circumstances but when you you're intoxicated...not a chance in hell that you'll pull off anything resembeling that knot.

And on the subject of the randomly appearing sock... it's simply a remnant of me rehashing old backgrounds.

[Aseaheru]

I do not understand the reaction to the ghost. or why she wound up on his lap when she was next to him...
ah well.