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Keep on going downstraem

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Time for some heroic swimming?...no?

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Find a dead tree or other long object, work as a group to hoist it across. (With emphasis on actually finding said object...)

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Invent some absurd creation involving rope and stuff which slowly pulls tied up people across…

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Total Members Voted: 9

[Brewster]

 

[gman8181]

Hmm also an interesting painting on the wall.

[Kaos]

is that bush hers our ours?


Maybe we should have bought a stack of goat intestines condoms from the pipe-guy, let's hope we didn't get a syndrome... 

[Tirion]

Not sure if painting, or neighbours watching.

[AfellowDwarf]

Not sure if painting, or neighbours watching.

If so, our neighbours are elves.

Anyway, I suggest we get back to the brewery to buy something from the pipedwarf.

I wonder if the elf is still in the prison. If we can get him to think this fortress is working on a 'project fuck the world', and smuggle him out of here successfully, we might be able to start a war with the elves.

Edit:
We should try to get a recent map, somehow.

[Brewster]

With the door half-cracked open in the foreground it makes me feel like a perv.
Now that we got our rocks off, time to earn some coin. Fastest profession for coin? Fish cleaner.

[slowpokez]

You should go and earn a few bucks.
...How? *slowly rubbing my eyes*
Go and clean a fish or something!
What...where?
Just ask someone!
*I make my way back to the bar*
However as I arrive I'm met by handmade sign.

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-Carp!
He's still sleeping...got any other bright ideas?
If you had a better map you wouldn't have to ask for directions.
Sigh...and where do you propose I get one of them from?
...dunno.
I think th...!

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-MYYYYYYY goooooooooooooooooosssssssseeeeeeeeee!
-Berserker!
-Come back here!

o_____O'

Wtf should I do!? Fight? Move out of the way and stay out of trouble? Try and help the berserker escape? 

[xominxac]

Steal the beserkers pants as he's running by!

[AfellowDwarf]

Helping the bezerker, nice as it might be, would get us the ire of the armor panted white beard. Wait untill they've ran past, and see if the goose owner can get us directions or a job. Is that a piece of cloth on our left? We should also take that rock. If we find another, we'll have a makeshift knife. Take those goosefeathers too.

[Tirion]

Helping the bezerker, nice as it might be, would get us the ire of the armor panted white beard. Wait untill they've ran past, and see if the goose owner can get us directions or a job. Is that a piece of cloth on our left? We should also take that rock. If we find another, we'll have a makeshift knife. Take those goosefeathers too.

It's a turd. Also, let's trip the berserker, but be sure to stay out of the ensuing melee.

[AfellowDwarf]

It's a turd.

I'm talking about the green stuff. Unless that's a turd too, ofcourse. This fort needs more fiber.

[Avelon]

(Posting so I can watch, holy Armok this is awesome!)

Another voice rings out in Nerim's head: "Snatch the goose from the berserker, even if you can't rescue it the owner will be happy to have the meat back."

[slowpokez]

Put up a poll, might begin the update soon so there won't be much time for voting

(Posting so I can watch, holy Armok this is awesome!)

Thx

[AfellowDwarf]

Put up a poll, might begin the update soon so there won't be much time for voting

Looking forward to it, as always.

[slowpokez]

As I try to cover in fear from the crazed dwarf running towards me I suddently lose control, for just a moment my body moves on its own. The movement might have been quick but it had certainly made some impact on the situation. One leg meets another and before one could blink there was an angry dwarf sliding facedown across the hard floor, he slides through the corridor with impressing velocity and to make the scene even more bizarre his path was quickly filled with light feathers slowly falling like snowflakes. However I did not see them fall very far because just a split second after my quick action I catch another movement in the corner of my eye.
I begin to turn around but...

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As I open my eyes again I'm all alone in a nicely furnished room...
The hospital? no....Doesn't look like a hospital...No staff... no supplies...not even any of that wierd stuff...uhhm...what was it again...uhh..Soap!
I try to sit up but my head hurts, I check for wounds but its all bandaged up. How long have I been out...? I'm really hungry which could indicate that it's been quite a while...but then again I hadn't eaten for a long time before that either...
Maybe I should just go back to sleep and see what comes up? Or should I go investigate? My head still hurts though...