setvar sv_cheats true;
give TheBiggerFish cheating_point universe.MAX_VALUE;
Use cheating points to make myself AWESOMER.
(NOPE) BUT NO CHEATING!
EGAN DESTROYED CHEATING!
WHAT DO?
Write fanfiction shipping Oric with, say, Egan_BW.
Wake Up in a context in which Waking Up awakens my True Form.
WAKE UP
Invert the "W"s
Alter the preposition from "up" to "out". Add "with Oric."
Trigger Transformed Egan_BW's Bro Attack from ship with Oric, thus using Oric's own power against him.
(5) YOU MAKE GOOD SHIP FANFIC
EGAN WITH ORIC
INSCRIBING ON NEARBY DUNGEON WALL
(2) YOU FAIL
YOU FAIL TO INVERT THE DOUBLEUS
(6) YOU ALTER THE PREPOSITION TO "OUT" AND YOU ADD "WITH ORIC AND HIS SINISTER SIBLINGS".
(1) YOU FAIL TO WAKE OUT WITH ORIC AND HIS SINISTER SIBLINGS
WHATEVER THAT IS
IN FACT
YOU CAN NO LONGER SHIP WITH PEOPLE
YOU ARE FOREVER AN ACQUAINTANCE OF EVERYBODY
YOU ARE STILL UNCONSCIOUS
Go on a sidequest to get the mystical candy cane of -1 awesomeness.
(6) YOU AWESOME
YOU BEAT BONUS DUNGEON FLOOR
YOU GET CANDY AR-CANE(+1 TO CANDY CANE MAGIC, CAN USE CANDY CANE MAGIC, ORIC GETS -1 TO ATTACK YOU)
BUT YOU SPRAINED YOUR ANKLE(-1 TO DODGE)
RESPAWN
CAST FIST AGAIN
(3) YOU RESPAWN AS AN ACCOUNTANT
(2) YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CAST FIST
The candy ar-cane user is the greatest threat to me. Thus, I will annihilate him!
AWESOME STRIKE!
(5+3-1=7) GIANT BALL OF AWESOME
IT FLIES TOWARDS WHISPERLING
(4-1=3) IT HITS YOU
BIG TIME
(1) YOU SPLODE
NO MORE CANDY AR-CANE
ALSO
YOU DEAD
ORIC: AWESOME(+3 TO ALL ROLLS HE MAKES), UNHURT
EGAN: UNCONCIOUS(CAN DO NO ACTION BUT WAKE UP), CANNOT SHIP OR BE SHIPPED
THEROS: IS ACCOUNTANT, UNHURT, CANNOT CAST FIST
THEBIGGERFISH: EXISTS
CAROLLENSLENS: EXISTS
RAM: EXISTS
WHISPERLING: SPLODED, OR "DEAD". CAN TAKE NO ACTION BUT RESPAWN.
UNIVERSE: CHEATING GONE(NO MORE CHEATS), EGAN-ORIC SHIPPING FANFIC WRITTEN ON DUNGEON WALL
WHAT DO?