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Total Members Voted: 50

[Egan_BW]

Spend infinite amount of cheating points to retroactively destroy the concept of cheating points.

[TherosPherae]

YOU ARE CHEATERS

YOU SEE ORIC

YOU WANT KILL ORIC

WHAT DO

CAST FIST

[FallacyofUrist]

Spend infinite amount of cheating points to retroactively destroy the concept of cheating points.

(5) YOU DESTROY CHEATING
YOU NO CHEATER
PARADOX CREATED
(NOPE) CHEATING STILL GONE AFTER PARADOX GONE

CAST FIST

(3) YOU THROW FIST
HITS ORIC
NO HURT HIM

Pillar of Triumph the fools!

(1+3=4) ORIC MAKES MAGIC DEATH PILLAR
(2, 1) BOTH PLAYERS NO DODGE
EGAN UNCONCIOUS
THEROS DEAD

ORIC: AWESOME(+3 TO ALL ROLLS HE MAKES), UNHURT
EGAN: UNCONCIOUS(CAN DO NO ACTION BUT WAKE UP)
THEROS: DEAD(CAN DO NO ACTION BUT RESPAWN)

UNIVERSE: CHEATING GONE(NO MORE CHEATS)

WHAT DO?

[TheBiggerFish]

setvar sv_cheats true;
give TheBiggerFish cheating_point universe.MAX_VALUE;
Use cheating points to make myself AWESOMER.

[Egan_BW]

Wake Up in a context in which Waking Up awakens my True Form.
WAKE UP

[Whisperling]

Go on a sidequest to get the mystical candy cane of -1 awesomeness.

[RAM]

Wake Up in a context in which Waking Up awakens my True Form.
WAKE UP

Invert the "W"s

[Egan_BW]

Wake Up in a context in which Waking Up awakens my True Form.
WAKE UP

Invert the "W"s

Invert this one's face after Waking Up.

[Cerol Lenslens]

WHAT DO?

Write fanfiction shipping Oric with, say, Egan_BW.

Wake Up in a context in which Waking Up awakens my True Form.
WAKE UP

Invert the "W"s

Alter the preposition from "up" to "out". Add "with Oric."

Trigger Transformed Egan_BW's Bro Attack from ship with Oric, thus using Oric's own power against him.

[Egan_BW]

This is an acceptable ship. After all, I deserve nothing less than the handsome rightful absolute ruler of reality himself.
Don't bro attack Oric tho. Bro attack anyone who challenges our love. Including Oric.

[TherosPherae]

RESPAWN

CAST FIST AGAIN

[FallacyofUrist]

setvar sv_cheats true;
give TheBiggerFish cheating_point universe.MAX_VALUE;
Use cheating points to make myself AWESOMER.

(NOPE) BUT NO CHEATING!
EGAN DESTROYED CHEATING!

WHAT DO?

Write fanfiction shipping Oric with, say, Egan_BW.

Wake Up in a context in which Waking Up awakens my True Form.
WAKE UP

Invert the "W"s

Alter the preposition from "up" to "out". Add "with Oric."

Trigger Transformed Egan_BW's Bro Attack from ship with Oric, thus using Oric's own power against him.

(5) YOU MAKE GOOD SHIP FANFIC
EGAN WITH ORIC
INSCRIBING ON NEARBY DUNGEON WALL

(2) YOU FAIL
YOU FAIL TO INVERT THE DOUBLEUS

(6) YOU ALTER THE PREPOSITION TO "OUT" AND YOU ADD "WITH ORIC AND HIS SINISTER SIBLINGS".

(1) YOU FAIL TO WAKE OUT WITH ORIC AND HIS SINISTER SIBLINGS
WHATEVER THAT IS
IN FACT
YOU CAN NO LONGER SHIP WITH PEOPLE
YOU ARE FOREVER AN ACQUAINTANCE OF EVERYBODY

YOU ARE STILL UNCONSCIOUS

Go on a sidequest to get the mystical candy cane of -1 awesomeness.

(6) YOU AWESOME
YOU BEAT BONUS DUNGEON FLOOR
YOU GET CANDY AR-CANE(+1 TO CANDY CANE MAGIC, CAN USE CANDY CANE MAGIC, ORIC GETS -1 TO ATTACK YOU)

BUT YOU SPRAINED YOUR ANKLE(-1 TO DODGE)

RESPAWN

CAST FIST AGAIN

(3) YOU RESPAWN AS AN ACCOUNTANT

(2) YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CAST FIST

The candy ar-cane user is the greatest threat to me. Thus, I will annihilate him!
AWESOME STRIKE!

(5+3-1=7) GIANT BALL OF AWESOME
IT FLIES TOWARDS WHISPERLING

(4-1=3) IT HITS YOU
BIG TIME

(1) YOU SPLODE
NO MORE CANDY AR-CANE

ALSO
YOU DEAD

ORIC: AWESOME(+3 TO ALL ROLLS HE MAKES), UNHURT
EGAN: UNCONCIOUS(CAN DO NO ACTION BUT WAKE UP), CANNOT SHIP OR BE SHIPPED
THEROS: IS ACCOUNTANT, UNHURT, CANNOT CAST FIST
THEBIGGERFISH: EXISTS
CAROLLENSLENS: EXISTS
RAM: EXISTS
WHISPERLING: SPLODED, OR "DEAD". CAN TAKE NO ACTION BUT RESPAWN.

UNIVERSE: CHEATING GONE(NO MORE CHEATS), EGAN-ORIC SHIPPING FANFIC WRITTEN ON DUNGEON WALL

WHAT DO?

[Whisperling]

Respawn, and take on the might of the Ar-Cane once again. Then build a new dungeon level in old me's memory. Made completely of candy canes, obviously.

[Egan_BW]

Wake up, dumbnuts.
Wake up and- smelllll the ashessss.

[TheBiggerFish]

Console commands aren't cheating.