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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22695 on: June 08, 2016, 03:05:14 am »

FORWARD WE MUST FIST
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22696 on: June 08, 2016, 03:23:11 am »

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22697 on: June 08, 2016, 03:32:26 am »

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22698 on: June 08, 2016, 08:07:01 am »

((I'm going to hope that Ribcage Dress is actually a defensive item...))

If possible, RAISE DA DEAD. Or one of them, at least. As a zombie. If not, let's Spectral Redshirt Unearthly Hypnotists.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22699 on: June 08, 2016, 09:00:02 am »

Spontaneously exist, be instantly annihilated by antimatter version of self, emit one gamma ray
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22700 on: June 09, 2016, 04:08:34 am »

FFS TRAINING SHEEP CAN'T HELP YOU NOW

TEAR AT THE SEAMS 'TILL YOU COME UNDONE
INTERPRET CRIMSON FLOW'S REQUIREMENT TO MEAN "AT LEAST" ONE HP, CAST ON BUG


Actually, eviscerate Giant Fireball when she gets here. Interpret Crimson Flow's requirement to mean "at least" one HP, and cast on Giant Fireball.
You interpret "at 1 HP" to mean "at least 1 HP" and strike!

[5+2][2+2][3+2]vs[2-2][4-2][5-2] You EVISCERATE your targets, which you interpret to mean all targets at 1 HP. Meaning at least 1 HP.

You gut yourself and then gut everyone else with your blood, is the short version.

Upper Snail: [5+2][2+2][6+2]vs[4][4][4]
Lower Snail: [4+2][1+2][5+2]vs[4][4][4]
Silverfish: [2+2][6+2][6+2]vs[5][4][2]

You badly savage the two snails and silverfish with your bodily fluids. Each takes 2 damage. You take 3, and are dead. You also interpreted "when she gets here" to "in the order of posting," so her and everyone with her is fine.

Go back and rest. Nothing like having 0 HP to make you feel tired.
You're dead.

But you're not in the corpse pile.

Damn it.

You rest. You suspect you shall be resting quite some time without assistance.

>OVERKILL HYPERDEATH DOOMY MAGIC GHOST MAGICIAN!!!  OF OVERKILLIDEATHDOOM!!!: CHAAAAARGE ONWARDS INTO THE NEXT ROOM!  Drop the Spectral Pants-Hats on the Chosen One on the way out and grab the robes from the Overkill Magician corpse instead.

Also, you can TOTALLY laser the walls!

>OHDMGM!!!OO!!!:Correct spelling in previous update!

You attempt to pry your hants off, but they remain firmly attached.

You fly into the next room and laser the walls.

[5]vs[5] They're really pretty sturdy.
[1][2]vs[4][4] You also laser the snails but not very well.
[6]vs[5] You laser the silverfish much better! It loses 1 HP.

Your editorial attempts are met with derision and scorn.

Punch fourth wall.
It punches you back.

Trigger Etheral Cacophony four times in a single turn due to backlog, living up to it's name.
Uhhhhhhh

[3][1]:[3][6]:[5][4]:[3][4]

Yourself: [4][4][6][1] You heal 1 HP. This is bad.
Prettiest Pugilist: [4][5][6][3] Prettiest Pugilist heals 2 HP. This is good!
Resilient Necromancer: [2][2][4][2] Resilient Necromancer takes 1 damage, takes and heals 1 damage, takes another point of damage, and then takes and heals another point of damage. This totals to 2 damage total, and is bad.
Lost and Confused: [3][1][6][1] L&C heals a point of damage, heals and takes a point of damage, cycles, heals and takes another point of damage, and cycles again. She's pretty weird that way.
Chosen One: [5][5][5][2] Chosen One takes a point of damage, then heals and takes a point of damage. Chosen One has no defenses whatsoever, and so automatically takes and recovers a point of damage four times.
Buff Man: [1][6][2][2] Buff Man takes a point of damage, then takes and heals two more.
Unearthly Hypnotist: HUEHUEHUEHUE, NO ESCAPING DEATH NOW! [6][2][2][3] Unearthly Hypnotist heals a point of damage, takes and heals a point of damage, then heals another point of damage for 2 HP total.

DAMN IT

Giant Fireball: [6][6][2][6] Giant Fireball takes and heals a point of damage.

Wander about asking every what is going on the what why where?

Do the thing to that thing that did the stuff that made me want to do the thing with the stuff to the thing that I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON SO ILL JUST DO SOMETHING THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME RIGHT?
NOW YOU'RE CYCLING AND TAKING BUT ALSO HEALING DAMAGE THIS IS MAKING THINGS WORSE NOT BETTER

Hrmm, my new friend must be hungry, and a growing bug needs its vitamins! Is that some spare, slightly cooked meat lying on the ground that recently ceased to be owned by anyone? I, for one, have no intention of being known as someone who left a mess behind when they were questing!
Your new silverfish starts cracking open your "friends'" corpses and eating their hearts. Your new friend seems pretty hardcore.

Hrmm, my new friend must be hungry, and a growing bug needs its vitamins! Is that some spare, slightly cooked meat lying on the ground that recently ceased to be owned by anyone? I, for one, have no intention of being known as someone who left a mess behind when they were questing!

Overkill Magician.

Anyways, save Blood Stabber by rushing forward and setting fire to everything. Yes, everything.
Gosh, you WOULD, but Blood Stabber just stabbed the everloving shit out of herself and most of the room trying to kill you.

So you do the only thing you can do, which is set fire to everything anyway.

[5+6] Yeah nothing's getting out of this. The snails die, the silverfish takes damage, you take damage. You lose 2 HP, silverfish loses 1 HP, both snails die. It's a massacre.

Again.

P.S.
 Middle bug is renamed to Silverfish.
Duly noted!

FORWARD WE MUST FIST
[5]vs[1] You punch the silverfish right in its stupid face. It loses 1 HP.

Confusing Time-Traveler
Time-Traveler is still one word because of the hypen in the middle.
LIGHT BLUE
1HP 5MP

You arrive. JUST IN TIME!

You consider honorable suicide over that one, but figure you might as well go for the high score instead.

Corpse Pile
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0 HP 6 MP

Having learned nothing, you saunter on in. Oh hey, everyone's dead.

((I'm going to hope that Ribcage Dress is actually a defensive item...))

If possible, RAISE DA DEAD. Or one of them, at least. As a zombie. If not, let's Spectral Redshirt Unearthly Hypnotists.
Sorry, no can do at this level of skill. You shield Unearthly Hypnotist, though he's looking pretty swag as is.

Spontaneously exist, be instantly annihilated by antimatter version of self, emit one gamma ray
[1]vs[5] This was a weird experiment.

The last silverfish decides to eat Giant Fireball's face. [3+3]vs[6] It's alarmingly good at this, but Giant Fireball narrowly manages to live regardless. With its allies slain or traitorous and its foes numerous and absent-minded, it retreats to hone its skill and atone for its failure.

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This allows you all to move on to the grassy tiny little village filled with tiny little winged people. They look and sound happy to see you!

"The guardians have fallen!"
"All hope is lost!"
"They will surely devour and enslave us all!"

So maybe not, like, as happy to see you as you are to see them, but still.

There are enough fairies for everyone to get one! You may:

Devour your fairy to consume its delicious essence
Ensconce your fairy to keep it as a living tool
Enslave your fairy to use it as a battle slave
Befriend your fairy to treat it as an equal partner

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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22701 on: June 09, 2016, 04:26:06 am »

Unfortunately, since piles of corpses aren't too good at devouring, enslaving or befriending, I'll ensconce my fairy. Oh and wear the other corpses as a hat.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22702 on: June 09, 2016, 05:08:38 am »

I assume the clock is ticking for how long I have before you just straight up murder me?
Bef-hahahhah no.
Ensconce a blue fairy.
Also, go back in time 1 turn, then pick up my past self and throw him down the cavern, who'll go back in time one turn himself, so I can get a clear view of whatever's down there.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22703 on: June 09, 2016, 05:13:43 am »

Befriend? I think?
I ask my fairy to explain what is going on. With my mouth.
« Last Edit: June 09, 2016, 01:16:33 pm by Lenglon »
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22704 on: June 09, 2016, 05:28:14 am »

FIND MUSCULAR FAIRY

BEFRIEND

REQUEST HEALS
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22705 on: June 09, 2016, 08:12:04 am »

Befriend/Possess Fairy, gaining a temporary (And enlarged) mortal shell and empowering the both of us.

Now I am The Strongest. ⑨
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22706 on: June 09, 2016, 08:17:08 am »

DEVOUR DA FAIRY.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22707 on: June 09, 2016, 08:53:36 am »

Befriend the fairy. Use fists of fury to protect FallacyofUrist's fairy.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22708 on: June 09, 2016, 08:56:52 am »

Eat fairy, then LOOT. Which is to say, grab the stuff off of all the corpses. Nothing like plundering your annoying companions deceased allies.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22709 on: June 09, 2016, 09:36:48 am »

Eat fairy, then LOOT. Which is to say, grab the stuff off of all the corpses. Nothing like plundering your annoying companions deceased allies.

Seconded. Gonna get me somethin' that can heal me.
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