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Who's excited for Warrens' return?

me
- 8 (16%)
me
- 2 (4%)
me
- 5 (10%)
help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help
- 29 (58%)
me
- 6 (12%)

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Elephant Parade

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22665 on: June 05, 2016, 10:45:39 pm »

Punch back wall.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22666 on: June 05, 2016, 11:12:34 pm »

Cosmic burst lower snail.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22667 on: June 05, 2016, 11:15:05 pm »

Peace out of this overcrowded party and find something to stab that actually had blood. Stabbing ichor just isn't the same.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22668 on: June 05, 2016, 11:17:21 pm »

>OM:Apathetically beatstick something UNTIL IT IS DEAD.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2016, 12:49:01 am by TheBiggerFish »
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22669 on: June 05, 2016, 11:31:35 pm »

Wand one. Doesn't even matter which.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22670 on: June 05, 2016, 11:37:23 pm »

ULTRA: Set fire to everything. Yes, everything.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2016, 12:07:56 am by WormArmy »
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22671 on: June 06, 2016, 12:09:40 am »

Time for a Ghost Jam
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22672 on: June 06, 2016, 06:04:48 am »

Time for a Ghost Jam
Derm why the hell is that a mail link.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22673 on: June 06, 2016, 06:09:05 am »

Derm why the hell is that a mail link.

I don't know what you are talking about, it's DEFINATELY not because I made that post in the middle of the night and most certainly not because the buttons are right next to eachother.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22674 on: June 07, 2016, 01:10:29 am »

I CAST FIST AGAIN
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22675 on: June 07, 2016, 04:32:33 am »

HOLY SHIT WHY DID I ALLOW AND NOBODY ELSE TRY TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING

Punch back wall.
Yeah no, you're done here. Screw endless repetitive corridors, you're making your own exit.

[1]vs[5] For the record, these walls are stupidly well-built for holding nothing whatsoever of interest.

Cosmic burst lower snail.
[6][6][1]vs[4][4][4] You almost burst it like a ripe tomato, but it just mostly ruptures instead.

You lose 2 MP. The snail loses 2 HP.

Peace out of this overcrowded party and find something to stab that actually had blood. Stabbing ichor just isn't the same.
Well there's only two ways to go, and the way back doesn't lead anywhere. Soooooooo...!


Son of a bitch. Just how many of these rooms are there?

>OM:Apathetically beatstick something UNTIL IT IS DEAD.
[1][2]vs[4][4] You apathetically nudge the lower snail. You may be here a while.

Wand one. Doesn't even matter which.
[5]vs[4] You wand the lower snail, since you're slightly closer to the lower half of the room than the upper half. This kills it, but not before it rears back and mauls the other snail like a horrifying space zombie snail.

[6]vs[4] Wow, zombies are pretty good at their jobs.

Lower Snail is slain. Upper snail takes 1 damage.

ULTRA: Set fire to everything. Yes, everything.
Wait what

everyone has like 1 HP and crap defenses

surely someone will stop you

Time for a Ghost Jam
You start whistling out a jaunty tune as the world burns.

ULTRA: Set fire to everything. Yes, everything.
Where were we again?

Oh right, the murder.

[5+4] Haha wow you are very good at this.

Upper Snail: [4] It takes one damage.
Middle Bug: [5] It takes one damage.
Unearthly Specter (Derm): [Nothing!] Unearthly Specter takes in the healing damaging blast wave, but is already at full death.
Blood Stabber (Egan): Had wisely left already.
Prettiest Pugilist (Elephant): [1] Right to the face and groin. Lose 1 HP.
Explosive Decompression (Lenglon): [4] Nice try, but you are consumed by the fires of peace. Say, what did your armor do again?
Chosen One (RAM): [3] You get a third of the way to safety before being overwhelmed by dramatic fire. Lose 1 HP.
Angry Boot (ShadowHammer): [4] You knew how this had to end. You are slain, but may take one final action before falling.
Overkill Magician (TheBiggerFish): [6] You do your best, but there's just no escaping this beautifully overkill wall of fire. You are slain. Wait, you don't even get a roll in the first place. You stand there helplessly and are consumed by this beautifully overkill wall of fire.
Buff Man (TherosPharae): [2] Nope. You take fire to the pecs. Meaning your boobs. It is painful. Lose 1 HP.
Unearthly Hypnotist (Whisperling): [3] You attempt to hypnotize the fire. It heeds your command, promising to burn you and all that you hold dear. You call this a partial success. Lose 1 HP.
Giant Fireball (WormArmy): [6] You do really just a stunning job of avoiding your own fiery apocalypse. It's still not enough, but it's the attempt that counts! Lose 1 HP.


Well that was-


Quote from: Explosive Decompression (Lenglon)'s Armor
Lamenter's Raiment: 1d6 Defense, on death deal 3d6 Damage to everyone
Oh no

[6+3+1] Not one to be outdone, Explosive Decompression one-ups her murderer's murder.

Upper Snail: [4] Nope. The last snail bursts.
Middle Bug: [2] The bug takes another point of damage.
Unearthly Specter (Derm): [Nothing!] Derm remains at full death. I'M SURE THIS SETUP HAS NO DOWNSIDES.
Blood Stabber (Egan): Has REALLY wisely already left.
Prettiest Pugilist (Elephant): [6] You do a really good job of outpunching the decompressive explosion, but in the end it overwhelms you. Lose another HP.
Explosive Decompression (Lenglon): [1] Being at the center of an explosion of his magnitude does a number on your corpse. As it should be.
Chosen One (RAM): [2] You live. You die. You live again. You come back from the dead, and all you lose is this lifesaving T-shirt. Actually you're not quite back yet, but soon. Like a lurking Jesus. Watching. Waiting.
Angry Boot (ShadowHammer): [4] Your tattered carcass is further savaged by another explosion. This does not, fortunately, hamper your resolve to act one last time.
Overkill Magician (TheBiggerFish): [Nothing] Your corpse is defiled by further wanton AoE damage. You appreciate the sentiment.
Buff Man (TherosPharae): [6] You tank the explosion in a very manly fashion, but in the end it's not enough. Take another point of damage.
Unearthly Hypnotist (Whisperling): [4+2] You do a pretty good job, but there ain't no stopping this train. You die.
Giant Fireball (WormArmy): [3] That other explosion kind of one-ups yours. Darn! Lose 1 HP.


WELL THEN

You- oh, right, the bugs get a turn. And Buff Man. OH! I almost forgot to subtract Giant Fireball's casting HP! Silly me.

[5+2]vs[1] Buff Man punches the bug. It takes one damage.

[1+3]vs[6+1] The bug tries to maul Giant Fireball, but is firmly rebuffed.

So. ONCE AGAIN you're all stuck in a scorched room full of shredded corpses.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22676 on: June 07, 2016, 08:06:59 am »

>OM:Ghostify into OVERKILL HYPERDEATH DOOMY MAGIC GHOST MAGICIAN!!!  OF OVERKILLIDEATHDOOM!!!
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>OHDMGMOO:KILL THE SNAILS.  ALL THE SNAILS.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22677 on: June 07, 2016, 08:12:34 am »

Punch the unseen front wall.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22678 on: June 07, 2016, 08:14:50 am »

I will be a Resilient Necromancer!
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22679 on: June 07, 2016, 08:26:07 am »

Ponder why my creative interpretations do not trigger Ethereal Cacophony.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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