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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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Total Members Voted: 50

[Powder Miner]

My complex tactical advice: Shoot one until it dies.

[monk12]

Ciro: Shoot at lower Outer Sucker
Proxxy: Melee lower Outer Sucker
Cherish: Heal Al
Al: Bartering Ram upended Outer Sucker, hopefully dealing damage and knocking him lower for another turn of stun


EDIT: Also, those elves better look out for the nefarious Turnip Baron.

[FallacyofUrist]

Some of what we say will make no sense to you, Ciro.
But follow these two rules and you should be fine.

One. Be careful when it comes to following Dermonster's original suggestions(if he supports an idea, that's fine).

Two. Ignore anything we say about something or someone called ffs(or freeformschooler).
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For this battle:
Cherish: do something to heal Al.
Al: cast Druid's Bulwark on yourself.
Proxxy: thwack the Sucker that just spit on Al using your Proxxy Coil.
Ciro: shoot said Outer Sucker.

[Egan_BW]

Two. Ignore anything we say about something or someone called ffs(or freeformschooler).

Don't listen to him; manipulating God is the surest way to victory.

[Powder Miner]

>implying Ciro won't listen to us just because we say so

[IronyOwl]

This poll is glorious and I don't know what to pick.

[FallacyofUrist]

Two. Ignore anything we say about something or someone called ffs(or freeformschooler).

Don't listen to him; manipulating God is the surest way to victory.

Bah. FFS is... well, he's confusing. And he may or may not be the Last Seraphim. But manipulating him... is not going to work out. Just because his class was cuddles master for a few weeks doesn't mean hugs can bribe him.

[TheBiggerFish]

I have no idea what's happening.

[freeformschooler]

This poll is glorious and I don't know what to pick.

if it helps, i thought of you when writing the last option

[Toaster]

You obviously require hugs. Get one from Proxxy when this fight is done.

+1, because let's focus on what's important

[IronyOwl]

This poll is glorious and I don't know what to pick.

if it helps, i thought of you when writing the last option

I'm not entirely sure how to take that but it's made up my mind.

[RAM]

You need to get the waifu pendant to Goombess! Magical girls automatically defeat anyone who plays roleplaying games! Although there is some risk it might end up with some sort of romantic entanglement, the guarantee of being able to just ask for the hat "to help save the world or something" and be certain to receive it is just too good to pass up! Think of the hat!!!

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Count (click to show/hide)

Pendant. Goombess. Make it happen: +1
Hugs from Proxxy after battle: +2
Cherish: Heal Al: +2
Ciro: Shoot Sucker: +3
Proxxy: Melee Sucker: +2
Al: Bartering Ram Sucker: +1
Al: Druid's Bulwark: +1

Hugs from Proxxy after battle: +2
Cherish: Heal Al: +2
Ciro: Shoot Sucker: +3
Proxxy: Melee Sucker: +2

I'm not going to hug anyone until we stop getting attacked!



(Attack: 15-2 Position, 2+2) (Heal: 3+1+5 HEAL)

I take aim and snipe the lower Sucker with my Bloody Harry. Hasta la vista, suckers! It's still hanging on to life. Cherish heals Al for nine damage. She's really grown into an incredible healer. Maybe one of the best in the dungeon. Now, if only she had a group-heal spell...



(Attack: 18-4 Position, 3) (Attack: 6-2 Position)

The second Outer Sucker hesitates to attack, but Proxxy doesn't. She SLAMS the worm into worm-pie with a jolt of steel. Whoo! Al casts Druid's Bulwark on himself. So what if we don't have Riltia!? We don't need her! We've got all the DR we need right here!



Rare drop! The Outer Sucker leaves behind an Essence of Outer Sucker. Wooo-hooo! Proxxy has no room left to carry it, so she hands it to Cherish.

Spoiler: Active (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Passive (click to show/hide)

[freeformschooler]

Although we may see Storage in a little bit, general reminder about the crafting tools we currently have:

Essence of Crab
Essence of Fellsetto (in storage)
Essence of Outer Sucker
Essence of Wisp (in storage)
Skill Tree (in storage)
2x Radiating Sin (in storage)
Great fusion scroll, fusion scroll (both in storage)

[Whisperling]

...We really should make a point of visiting Polydectes.