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[swordsmith04]

The fan broke the spear because we rolled a 1. It was do-able, and we could try again.

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Nah, I was there. I can confirm that from the context he did not sound like he was trolling at all.

[2014-11-28 12:43:51] <prettyprettyprincess> lol i can't believe they're gonna pick up the fan
[2014-11-28 12:43:58] <Solymr> ayup
[2014-11-28 12:44:03] <Solymr> did it win?
[2014-11-28 12:44:12] <GiglameshDespair> o/
[2014-11-28 12:44:13] <prettyprettyprincess> yes
[2014-11-28 12:44:16] <GiglameshDespair> i'm off to get punched
[2014-11-28 12:44:19] <GiglameshDespair> talk later
[2014-11-28 12:44:20] <Solymr> is it possible or someone is losing their arms
[2014-11-28 12:44:21] <prettyprettyprincess> oh okay seeya
[2014-11-28 12:44:26] <mastahcheese> Good luck gig
[2014-11-28 12:44:27] <prettyprettyprincess> possible

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...Riltia tries to jam the fan with her Very Big Spear. However, just when she prepares to grab the fan from the floor with DUMB FIGHTER STRENGTH...



(Roll: 1! Critical failure!) ...her spear breaks apart! One of the spear bits hits her in the face for an insultingly low ONE DAMAGE! After a brief, horrible grinding sound, the fan begins running again.

That said, +1 to pulling the lever first.

[flame99]

Knowing FFS's stance on grinding, trying it again likely won't end well for us. +1 to the tower.

[10ebbor10]

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Or was it throwing Fountain Pence at doors? Damnit, I'm getting old."

-Alfred Lichenstein

Try the same thing and expecting different results gets us a serious, but really serious penalty.

Oh, and since hard mode is on, a fail will likely results in Chunky Salsa Characters, rather than merely lost loot.

[RAM]

Goobess, the fan is delicious, you want to eat it, eating the fan is good!

Al, You may not like your fans, but desperate times call for desperate measures, offer to autograph its back.

[miauw62]

Did we give up on getting points in cheating?

[TalonisWolf]

Did we give up on getting points in cheating?

 Never.

[freeformschooler]

~Music is now Off - Not Safe~
~The level is not safe~
~Music timer is three~

Riltia: Pry the fan out of the ground using spear.

((Didn't that break the spear last time we tried it?))

It did, super hard. -1 to that plan.

Assemble Hero-tower to lever, pull
(on the left side of the platform, obv)

+1

+1

+1

The Hero Tower, the Friendship Fusion, that unmistakably effective signature shenanigan, is not merely a ladder. It is a union of souls. Goom-bess hops to the top platform alongside you. After pushing the lever, the entire Skyship Serabella shakes for a moment, but the fan does not turn off. You wonder what the lever does. Hmm...



Hmm...

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[flame99]

I see someone's a Paranatural fan. Well, there goes the Danmaku Cannons. Hrm...Can the Bartering Ram support our weight? If so, Inverted Hero Tower! Al, grab Ciro, who grabs Cherish, who grabs Rilta. Al and Goombess, pull as hard as you can without falling into the fan. Should Riltia's loot be too heavy, see if she can take it off and toss it to the platform. Finally, have Al lay the Bartering Ram across the gap. Walk over the Bartering Ram.

None shall keep us from L00tz!

[monk12]

Wait, we can get a more sturdy bridge than the bartering ram.

Hero Tower to Speaker

Riltia use Dumb Fighter Strength to rip it off of the ceiling and toss it into the fan

[Wolfkit]

Wait, we can get a more sturdy bridge than the bartering ram.

Hero Tower to Speaker

Riltia use Dumb Fighter Strength to rip it off of the ceiling and toss it into the fan

+1

[miauw62]

Reabsorb megaphone.
also why do we have two ranged weapons in our inventory

[freeformschooler]

Reabsorb megaphone.
also why do we have two ranged weapons in our inventory

archery gets no love in twoota

[TalonisWolf]

Reabsorb megaphone.
also why do we have two ranged weapons in our inventory

Wait, we can get a more sturdy bridge than the bartering ram.

Hero Tower to Speaker

Riltia use Dumb Fighter Strength to rip it off of the ceiling and toss it into the fan

+1

+1 to both someone comes up with better.

[freeformschooler]

~Music is now Off - Not Safe~
~The level is not safe~
~Music timer is two~

Reabsorb megaphone.
also why do we have two ranged weapons in our inventory

Wait, we can get a more sturdy bridge than the bartering ram.

Hero Tower to Speaker

Riltia use Dumb Fighter Strength to rip it off of the ceiling and toss it into the fan

+1

+1 to both someone comes up with better.

(Dumb Fighter Strength: 15) The fan is no more. Huzzah!

Ciro reabsorbs the megaphone, regaining a measly 2 MSP.

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[Furtuka]

Retrieve Fanblade. We could probably craft a weapon out of that or something.