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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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Total Members Voted: 50

[Nivim]

I was thinking the sides of said pedestal are slanted enough to be 'banked'.

That makes two votes for blasting the pedestal (I made edits).

[mastahcheese]

I was thinking the sides of said pedestal are slanted enough to be 'banked'.

That makes two votes for blasting the pedestal (I made edits).

I said gun, so make that 3 votes for pedestal blasting.

[Harbingerjm]

Hmmm... If we want to set off that trap earlier to see if we get past it, we could throw a fountain pen(ny?) at it.

[Dariush]

Throw Goombess at the key.

[javierpwn]

Here's a guidance hint: what costs little but hurts the bank?

LOW INTEREST LOANS!

[scapheap]

Here's a guidance hint: what costs little but hurts the bank?

C4, shoddy building, fire in the vault.

[Empiricist]

Here's a guidance hint: what costs little but hurts the bank?

Interest rate cuts?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Here's a guidance hint: what costs little but hurts the bank?

Writing bad reviews online? Maybe pointing out the ways that the bank has broken federal law?

Fairly sure FFS is trying to refer to something else right now; I can't imagine applications for any interpretation involving a modern day, legally recognized bank. I'm guessing it has to do with decision theory more than economic theory, even if the relevance for both is low relative to what he actually wants us to guess. I can recognize these kinds of puzzles can exist, but I cannot solve them.)

You're no fun.

Anyways...any chance we could return to a higher DL long enough to make a blood-flamethrower, then return, turn off the heat, and airblast the key off the pedestal? It's a good investment--remember what freeform said about combat?

[Tomcost]

What hurts the bank and costs little? Competition. It forces to lower the interest rate and makes loans cheaper.

[Toaster]

We can't go back up because the stairs went away.  We're stuck here until we find a teleporter or another set of stairs.

+1 shooting the pedestal.  Never mind, better idea later.

[GreatWyrmGold]

We can't go back up because the stairs went away.  We're stuck here until we find a teleporter or another set of stairs.

Oh, right. I knew there was something...

Wonder who designed this place. Deadly traps without so much as a warning sign for employees, vanishing stairways, halls filled with monsters...no way this is OSHA-compliant.

[miauw62]

Throw Goombess at the key.

+1

[flabort]

Throw Goombess at the key.

+1

-1
we want to keep our minions alive

[Tomcost]

Throw Goombess at the key.

+1

-1
we want to keep our minions alive

Further -1

[10ebbor10]

I'm pretty sure this thing will be secured with fire, just like the previous thingy was. Put the helmet on your feet, and go grab the key.