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[Xantalos]

BECAUSE I'M BORED
PUPPY PUNCH!

[Furtuka]

Go to Site B. Cure the dinosaurs of their prion disease

[GreatWyrmGold]

spawn a mobile base.

[6] It mobilizes right over you. Respawn?

Enslave all dinosaurs on the island.

[6] An obedient T. rex kills an obedient B. altithorax, which falls atop you. Respawn?

Leave island. Head to a different fictional universe.

[6] In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium, there is only a war. And apparently 40,000 feet of pure air beneath your feet, too. Respawn?

BECAUSE I'M BORED
PUPPY PUNCH!

[6] Turns out, puppies have parents. Very large parents, in this case. Respawn?

Go to Site B. Cure the dinosaurs of their prion disease

[6] You swim just about to Isla Sorna, but get exhausted and become chow for the sharks around the island. Respawn?

[Xantalos]

Respawn as a bigger dog than the puppies' parents (who I should've had a chance to fight).
Kill the parents.

[Persus13]

Tell Gm to get a new die.

Respawn in a fictional universe that's a book.

[Tavik Toth]

respawn on base.

[Furtuka]

Respawn. Make the carnotaurus's into an army of ninja assassins cause of their chameleon powers.

[ShadowDragon]

Respawn. Grant the spider the ability to respawn.

[ragnarok97071]

Use my power as the god of dinosaurs to cause them to all become intelligent and to enslave all the other PCs.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn as a bigger dog than the puppies' parents (who I should've had a chance to fight).
Kill the parents.

[3] You are a slightly larger dog. [6v2+1] Parent dogs killed. Puppies sad.

Tell Gm to get a new die.

Respawn in a fictional universe that's a book.

[3] You are in the universe of To Kill a Mockingbird, which is to say the real world.

respawn on base.

[1] It must be Soviet Russia, because the base respawned on you! Or you respawned right in front of its tread when it was operational. Either way, respawn?

Respawn. Make the carnotaurus's into an army of ninja assassins cause of their chameleon powers.

[3] You get a single carnotaurus to not want to eat you. [2] It doesn't seem interested in much except eating the meat you were trying to condition it with. This would be acceptable if its access to said meat was in any way dependent on its behavior. But it's not, because it's a giant carnosaur.

Respawn. Grant the spider the ability to respawn.

[4] Ayup.

Use my power as the god of dinosaurs to cause them to all become intelligent and to enslave all the other PCs.

[1] You are evidently now not so much "God of Dinosaurs" as "Favorite Chew-Toy of Dinosaurs". You're not dead, but I'll let you respawn anyways.

[Xantalos]

He he he
Sit on puppies to incubate them.

[ShadowDragon]

Form a cult worshiping the spider.

[Persus13]

Set fire to the Ewell house, then teleport to another fictional book universe.

[GreatWyrmGold]

He he he
Sit on puppies to incubate them.

Um, you didn't exactly ace Bio, did you?

[Xantalos]

He he he
Sit on puppies to incubate them.

Um, you didn't exactly ace Bio, did you?

This is a minimalist game, plus I've no motivation by now to do anything but stupid impossible actions like incubating puppies.