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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212149 times)

ragnarok97071

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: PC Town
« Reply #1635 on: June 30, 2013, 03:15:08 pm »

Zillas are Dinosaurs.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: PC Town
« Reply #1636 on: July 02, 2013, 10:17:08 pm »

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: PC Asteroid Cluster
« Reply #1637 on: July 03, 2013, 02:18:03 pm »

Meh.
Introduce plot.
[2] Nope.

Format C:
[2] Good, because I'm not sure what you're formatting.

Resurrect the spider as the god of spiders.
[3] You resurrect the spider.

Create a world for me to rule.
[3] You create a cluster of asteroids, spaces tens of thousands of miles apart.
...There's still the rest of the universe, too. Wait, never mind.

Meh.
Introduce plot.
Assist action.
Missed that.
[1] You destroy the Setting. Well, except for that cluster of asteroids.

Zillas are Dinosaurs.
Um...sure?

Respawn as The Plot.
[6] You do so! You are bound to the whims of the Author!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: PC Asteroid Cluster
« Reply #1638 on: July 03, 2013, 02:28:16 pm »

Stitch everyone together into a giant fleshy katamari
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: PC Asteroid Cluster
« Reply #1639 on: July 03, 2013, 04:04:26 pm »

teleport asteroid cluster to random fictional series.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: PC Asteroid Cluster
« Reply #1640 on: July 03, 2013, 05:10:59 pm »

teleport asteroid cluster to random fictional series.
Teleport toth to a random fictional series.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: PC Asteroid Cluster
« Reply #1641 on: July 03, 2013, 05:16:30 pm »

teleport asteroid cluster to random fictional series.
Teleport toth to a random fictional series.
Aid action.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: PC Asteroid Cluster
« Reply #1642 on: July 03, 2013, 05:30:14 pm »

teleport asteroid cluster to random fictional series.
Teleport toth to a random fictional series.
Aid action.

Aid action, with the stipulation that 'random fictional series' means 'Jurrassic Park'.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: PC Asteroid Cluster
« Reply #1643 on: July 03, 2013, 10:46:12 pm »

Respawn as fictional universe Toth is being teleported to.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: PC Asteroid Cluster
« Reply #1644 on: July 04, 2013, 12:44:52 am »

Punch something.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: PC Asteroid Cluster
« Reply #1645 on: July 05, 2013, 04:31:02 am »

Try and screw over the author's plans!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1646 on: July 05, 2013, 06:59:29 am »

Stitch everyone together into a giant fleshy katamari
[5v6+Everyone] Nope. You get pummeled, though. Good consolation prize?

teleport asteroid cluster to random fictional series.
[6,3] You teleport the asteroid cluster to just above New York in the MCU during the climax of The Avengers. Good news: The invaders were destroyed. Bad news: So was New York.

teleport asteroid cluster to random fictional series.
Teleport toth to a random fictional series.
Aid action.
Aid action, with the stipulation that 'random fictional series' means 'Jurrassic Park'.
[4+2] Everyone gets teleported off of the asteroids and to Isla Nublar. Nice thintelligence, there.

Respawn as fictional universe Toth is being teleported to.
[6] You do so. Sadly, universes are nonsentient and lack the ability to move their own components.

Punch something.
[6;2v2] You completely miss a puppy. Why did you try to punch a puppy?

Try and screw over the author's plans!
I HAVE NO PLANS! BWA HA HA!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1647 on: July 05, 2013, 08:09:37 am »

spawn a mobile base.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1648 on: July 05, 2013, 08:37:15 am »

Enslave all dinosaurs on the island.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1649 on: July 05, 2013, 12:45:51 pm »

Leave island. Head to a different fictional universe.
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