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[Xantalos]

BEGIN SHOOTING AT SLOWPOKE AND CHEESECAKE
USE MY OWN AMMUNITION RATHER THAN RAGNAROK'S BLOOD

[Cheesecake]

Fill the thongs with my eldritch Cheesecake energies and command them to destroy Xantalos for digesting me.

[LordSlowpoke]

SHOOT SLOWPOKE IN THE HAND WHEN PUNCHING IS ATTEMPTED

FOOL, I BUILT THAT GUNSNOUT INTO YOU, DO YOU THINK THE BULLETS IT FIRES HAVE A CHANCE OF OVERWHELMING MY GLORIOUS SNOUTPUNCH

[Xantalos]

YES
BESIDES I'M A GUN

[ragnarok97071]

ESTABLISH DOMINATION OVER XANTAGUN'S FIRING MECHANISM.

But yeah, seriously dude. Let's work together and kill everyone else, kay?

[Xantalos]

ESTABLISH DOMINATION OVER XANTAGUN'S FIRING MECHANISM.

But yeah, seriously dude. Let's work together and kill everyone else, kay?

Accepted if you'll let me keep my firing mechanism. Just point me in a direction.

[ragnarok97071]

And you'll refrain from killing me. Deal?

[Xantalos]

And you'll refrain from killing me. Deal?

Deal.

[ragnarok97071]

Scratch that about taking control of the firing mechanism. Instead, work with Xantagun if he is willing to allow him to absorb the blood of the people he shoots to use as bullets instead of mine.

[Xantalos]

Scratch that about taking control of the firing mechanism. Instead, work with Xantagun if he is willing to allow him to absorb the blood of the people he shoots to use as bullets instead of mine.

Do this.

[Furtuka]

Build a gun that shoots guns that explode.

[GreatWyrmGold]

summon another TSAB ship. Then say hi.

[5] You do so. They beam you aboard.

PUNCH XANTALOS IN GUNSNOUT IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH FACTION_{ALSO FACTION LEADERSHIP}

BEGIN SHOOTING AT SLOWPOKE AND CHEESECAKE
USE MY OWN AMMUNITION RATHER THAN RAGNAROK'S BLOOD

Fill the thongs with my eldritch Cheesecake energies and command them to destroy Xantalos for digesting me.

[6v4] LordSlowpoke establishes dominance over Xantalos. However, Slowpoke didn't say anything about shooting Cheesecake. [2v6] Cheesecake dodges, but drifts into the Furtakalight, so that's good.

Respawn. Create some small sapient universes.

[5-3] No such luck.

Scratch that about taking control of the firing mechanism. Instead, work with Xantagun if he is willing to allow him to absorb the blood of the people he shoots to use as bullets instead of mine.

You don't even HAVE blood.

Scratch that about taking control of the firing mechanism. Instead, work with Xantagun if he is willing to allow him to absorb the blood of the people he shoots to use as bullets instead of mine.

Do this.

[4] You will. Temporal paradox? Bah!

Build a gun that shoots guns that explode.

[5] The little guns also shoot grenades that fragment into little grenades, which explode.

[ragnarok97071]

Oh right. I forgot. I is slag mecha now. Whatever.

HARVEST MATERIALS FOR BOOLETS.

[Xantalos]

Dear LordSlowpoke,

You have apparently succeeded in establishing dominace over me. However, you failed to realize that I have the temperament of a honey badger.

GARARARARAGRGAGRAGRGAGRGAGRGARG SHOOT SLOWPOKE AND DEVOUR HIS CORPSE RAAAAAAAAA

Signed,
Xantagun

[ragnarok97071]

Dear LordSlowpoke,

You have apparently succeeded in establishing dominace over me. However, you failed to realize that I have the temperament of a honey badger.

GARARARARAGRGAGRAGRGAGRGAGRGARG SHOOT SLOWPOKE AND DEVOUR HIS CORPSE RAAAAAAAAA

Signed,
Xantagun

ASSIST ACTION.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GUN.

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL ARMOR THAT I WILL MAKE AT SOME POINT.