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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212161 times)

ragnarok97071

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: GTFGTEAFGTEIGTE
« Reply #1500 on: May 27, 2013, 09:56:50 am »

Ragnarok: Pull yourself back together through sheer willpower, including missing limbs. Then initiate no-holds-barred beatdown on Slowpoke for killing me.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: GTFGTEAFGTEIGTE
« Reply #1501 on: May 27, 2013, 10:23:53 am »

Look for the Protector.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: GTFGTEAFGTEIGTE
« Reply #1502 on: May 27, 2013, 01:23:55 pm »

Use my dominion over Slowpoke to make him summon Nyarlathotep into his body.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: No Idea What to Call This
« Reply #1503 on: May 27, 2013, 06:26:02 pm »

Create a device that converts the souls of dead players into power.
[6] You get converted into power by your machine. Despawn?

what is the captains name. Then ask if I may join.
Um...Jack. [2] "No."

Ragnarok: Pull yourself back together through sheer willpower, including missing limbs. Then initiate no-holds-barred beatdown on Slowpoke for killing me.
[3+1] You are whole, albeit without a real lightning gun. Just a sort of finger-taser. [5][5v6] You punch Slowpoke into the Light.

Look for the Protector.
[3] You find the...um...Sarris's ship.

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[3] You are strong.

Use my dominion over Slowpoke to make him summon Nyarlathotep into his body.
You don't have dominion, [6-2] but you do summon Nyarlothotep.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: No Idea What to Call This
« Reply #1504 on: May 27, 2013, 06:31:13 pm »

Hello, Nyar. Still bound to Azathoth?

Chat with Nyarlathotep.
Get included on the character sheet.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: No Idea What to Call This
« Reply #1505 on: May 27, 2013, 06:54:56 pm »

Respawn. Use the Life Generator to reform the planet.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: No Idea What to Call This
« Reply #1506 on: May 27, 2013, 07:04:01 pm »

continue looking for the Protector. if that fails, find Serenity.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: No Idea What to Call This
« Reply #1507 on: May 27, 2013, 07:59:25 pm »

Try again. If denied go find another ship that will let me join them.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: No Idea What to Call This
« Reply #1508 on: May 27, 2013, 09:49:13 pm »

Ragnarok: integrate the soul-devouring machine into systems so that it feeds the power into me instead of actually absorbing it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: No Idea What to Call This
« Reply #1509 on: May 27, 2013, 11:58:38 pm »

Blow up the Universe.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: No Idea What to Call This
« Reply #1510 on: May 28, 2013, 08:14:45 am »

Respawn all my Cheesecake body parts. Control all of them and command them to consume the other forumites.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1511 on: May 28, 2013, 07:24:07 pm »

Hello, Nyar. Still bound to Azathoth?

Chat with Nyarlathotep.
Get included on the character sheet.

"Eit wishes."
[Whoops] Success!

Respawn. Use the Life Generator to reform the planet.
[1] You manage to make a massive ghost of a planet which wants to kill you. A 10 billion HD undead, great.

continue looking for the Protector. if that fails, find Serenity.
[2] No. [1] You realize that your ship is dragging mines...a little too late. You're shipless. And to make the wound more painful, Sarris realized it.

Try again. If denied go find another ship that will let me join them.
[4-1] "Fine. We could use a cabin-boy."

Ragnarok: integrate the soul-devouring machine into systems so that it feeds the power into me instead of actually absorbing it.
[2] Nope.

Blow up the Universe.
[1] You create another universe outside the universe.

Respawn all my Cheesecake body parts. Control all of them and command them to consume the other forumites.
[5] Check and [4] check and [5v1+3] check...except for one guy eating one of you.

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Besiege das Monströse Käsekuchen!
[3+1v4] You eat some Cheesecake. [1v6] Hans gets eaten BY Cheesecake.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1512 on: May 28, 2013, 08:07:26 pm »

Respawn. Summon Godzilla.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1513 on: May 28, 2013, 08:12:51 pm »

Become the god of confectioneries
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« Reply #1514 on: May 28, 2013, 08:37:53 pm »

Ragnarok: Burst out of Cheesecake like a confectionary-hating Kool-Aid man.
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