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[Furtuka]

Summon kirby. He is an expert at eldricht abomination disposal

[Fireiy]

Hack tanks back to my side.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Form a cult.

[2] "WHO WANTS TO WORSHIP ME? ANYONE? HELLO?"

Summon Millennium Falcon. Get them to blow up the Enterprise.

[1] You summon the Enterprise. Didn't they want to kill you?
You are now imprisoned on the USS Enterprise.

I remember you, Cthulhu. You were a subordinate of mine once. You were good, competent.
I hear you've been fired recently. If you wish I could offer you your old post.
Offer job to Cthulhu. Kill anyone who attacks me.

I remember you, Cthulhu. You were a subordinate of mine once. You were good, competent.
I hear you've been fired recently. If you wish I could offer you your old post.

Offer job to Cthulhu. Kill anyone who attacks me.

Ftagn ay, Xantalos.

Kealay Xantalos!

Steal Xantalos's sword.

Eat Xantalos. Re-bake myself into Xantacake.

Cthulhu's insulted by Xantalos's lies and patronizitation, and hence decides to kill him. [6+3-1v4+2+2] You're evenly-matched, each taking a bit out of the other. [1] Ivalos stabs himself on Xantalos's magical sword. [2v4+1] Cheesecake gets eaten.

Send out signal for help from any other bolos. Or anyone else who can help.

[1] You get fired on by the lesser bolos. [2v4] Their barrage does nothing.

Summon kirby. He is an expert at eldricht abomination disposal

[5] Kirby arrives.

Hack tanks back to my side.

[4] You hack half the tanks back.

[ragnarok97071]

Ragnarok: Be the Mecha.

[Xantalos]

I offered.

Kirby! I'll give you some stars if you eat Cthulhu and the cheesecake.

Offer.

[ShadowDragon]

Summon Yog-Sothoth. Ask him to banish the players from the universe.

[Persus13]

Escape and kill Spock and Kirk.

[Furtuka]

Kirby! I'll feed the cheesecake and a large selection of sushi and ghost candy if you eat Xantalos!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ragnarok: Be the Mecha.

[5] You are the mecha. What you are NOT is in the universe.

I offered.

Kirby! I'll give you some stars if you eat Cthulhu and the cheesecake.

Offer.

Hm...Five, I'll take it.
Eat Cthulhu, cheesecake

Kirby! I'll feed the cheesecake and a large selection of sushi and ghost candy if you eat Xantalos!

Ctuay rea optiew thu monk thu...
Monk Kirby!

[4v1+2] Another Epic Struggle, which ends with Kirby omnomnomming Cthulhu.
Suddenly, Xantalos gets expelled from the universe!

Summon Yog-Sothoth. Ask him to banish the players from the universe.

Yeah, that'll end well...
[6] You do so.

Respawn as a powerful mortal.

[2] You respawn as a mortal.

Escape and kill Spock and Kirk.

KHAN!
[4] Escape, [4v3+1] brief phaser battle before you get booted out of the universe.

Das nächste mal können du PM mich, wenn ich in zu bekommen?

Zerstören sie die lästige panzer!

[1] You lose your entire army to Tavik Toth before being flung out of the universe.

[Furtuka]

COMBINE WITH RAGNAROK TO FORM UNIVERSE SIZED MECHA. CONVINCE EVERYONE ELSE FIGHTING XANTALOS TO COMBINE WITH USE TOO



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[ragnarok97071]

YES. TENGEN-TOPPA GURREN RAGNAROK GO.

GIGA DRILL BREAK OUR WAY BACK INTO THE UNIVERSE, THROUGH YOG-SATHOTH'S HEAD EVERYTHING, AND INTO SHADOWDRAGON.

[Xantalos]

Oh hey Yog. How've you been doing?
Ragnarok, he doesn't have a head. You can't even comprehend his form. Besides, we're with him now. You still spacetime locked outside of itself, Yog?

Defend myself against attackers. Use lethal force.
Give Kirby half his Star payment.

[Orange Wizard]

Use my tanks and cheesecake warriors to rebel against Cthulhu! Slay him and absorb his experience points power!

[Xantalos]

Use my tanks and cheesecake warriors to rebel against Cthulhu! Slay him and absorb his experience points power!

Kirby ate him.

[Fireiy]

Have my tanks shoot InsanityIncarnate