FUSE WITH REST OF XNATALOSES
POSSESS MEGALOS
[1v2-1v4-1v2+2v3-1v1-1v3v1v3v2v4] O, I, VII, and XI are killed. XIV is wounded.
O(+0.5V): [3-1v1+2v1-1v2v2v3v4+1] You finally got something! Congrats, Real!Xantalos! On the other hand, VI was killed.
I: [4-1+1v2+2v6v5v3v2+1] X claims I and gets turned on by the others.
VII: [5-1v3+2v5v6v4+2] You and XIV fight, each getting half and wounded.
XI: [6-1v3+2v6+1v1v3+1] XIII gets the prize, XIV gets killed.
VI: [1-1v1+2+1v2v6+1] You snatch up VI and slay II.
X(+I): [6+2v4+1v5+2] IV gets the big prize...
XIV (+0.5VII): [4+4v5v3+2] IV gets XIV.
II: [1+5v3v2+2+1] You each get half of II, but XIII gets killed.
XII(+XI): [1+6v5+2+1] You win by half a point.
Before the two of you can turn on each other, an outside attack brings you back to the real world and splits you apart.
IV: Wounded; Half each of II, III [IIX] and V claimed; All of IX, X , XII, and XIV claimed (+6) +2
P: Played; Wounded; O [0.5V], VI, XII [XI] and half of II and VII claimed (+4.5) +1
Rise up the ranks and try to defect the Cheesecake warriors to lead them in glorious battle against Cthulhu.
[4+2] The other Cheesecake Warrior defects to you! The army is now at least 75% conspiracy leaders. Maybe more like 125%.
Get my army to kill Megalos.
Cast Hadoken at the Megalos.
Kealay Xantalos!
[3+1] Between the army, the Hadouken support, and Cthulhu's might, Megalos is attacked! It splits into two beings--Xantalos and Ivalos. This might have been better-thought-out...
Wonder why I'm being attacked for no particular reason.
Give my attackers a strongly-worded reproach about their unacceptable bahavior and take them to court.
You successfully wonder it and prepare to file a reproach once you're not being shot and hadoukened at.
Gain immortality.
[4] You will no longer age...but you do get sick, as evidenced suddenly as everything changes. You feel different, and feel like somehow time travel was involved. You head to a library. Thank God--Wilhelm still won!
Evolve into a bolo.
You can't evolve, but you can be upgraded. First, you need to find an appropriate lab. [3] You trundle over to the German Empire and [5] get upgraded to a proper bolo. Now Germany wins WWI, so WWII never happens.
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