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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1290 on: May 08, 2013, 06:15:38 pm »
Increase POWER LEVEL.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1291 on: May 08, 2013, 06:19:34 pm »
:<

CURSE THESE WORTHLESS DICE.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1292 on: May 08, 2013, 07:22:49 pm »
Get a army
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1293 on: May 08, 2013, 09:27:54 pm »
Quote from: jaccarmac on May 08, 2013, 03:29:05 pm
Spawn as a man. Start yelling nonsense.
LMKNAJSBGNSJLAMODIFBGNFMAKD!

Quote from: ShadowDragon on May 08, 2013, 03:55:24 pm
Investigate ???.
[1v6] A dagger hits you in the back. Respawn?

Quote from: Persus13 on May 08, 2013, 04:00:29 pm
Find a nuclear bomb shelter. After explosion, investigate metal shack.
[4] You find a bomb shelter!

Quote from: Cheesecake on May 08, 2013, 05:03:18 pm
Research on Footstooling for Pros and Suck up even more!
[3] You're slightly better. You get some meaningful assignments.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on May 08, 2013, 05:04:14 pm
Go find a portal to the ER universe.
[3-1] Nope.

Quote from: Xantalos on May 08, 2013, 06:15:38 pm
Increase POWER LEVEL.
How?

Quote from: ragnarok97071 on May 08, 2013, 06:19:34 pm
:<

CURSE THESE WORTHLESS DICE.
[1] You thank the dice.
They evidently like the taste of your blood, sweat, and/or tears.

Quote from: Fireiy on May 08, 2013, 07:22:49 pm
Get a army
[5] You gather an army of imps!

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Ksnra'lekrou kir krenaoler.
[4] You delegate some tasks.

Quote from: ???
Loaa smupmr ejp ytord yp ombrdyohsyr zr.
[6] You kill one, but blow your cover.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1294 on: May 08, 2013, 09:29:04 pm »
Go to someone and eat their soul, naturally.
Rinse and repeat until I have attained demigod status/
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1295 on: May 08, 2013, 09:31:16 pm »
Purchase all the stock in the afterlife. Perform hostile corporate takeover
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1296 on: May 08, 2013, 09:32:58 pm »
Investigate.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1297 on: May 08, 2013, 09:40:26 pm »
Respawn. Kill ???.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1298 on: May 08, 2013, 09:43:45 pm »
Teach Furtuka my language and offer to become business partners.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1299 on: May 08, 2013, 11:04:47 pm »
Start sieging hell.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1300 on: May 09, 2013, 12:02:34 am »
hmm....

DON'T ASCEND TO GODHOOD.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1301 on: May 09, 2013, 01:34:49 am »
Frame Cthulhu and blame him to the boss. Take over position by getting in a relationship with the boss.
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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
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Dying of laughter?
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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1302 on: May 09, 2013, 02:02:13 am »
Ask Cthulhu if he is interested in a business partnership, where my cheesecake warriors will serve his goals if he helps me manufacture and train them.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Getting Better
« Reply #1303 on: May 09, 2013, 03:56:30 am »
Keep searching.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: STML
« Reply #1304 on: May 15, 2013, 08:37:29 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on May 08, 2013, 09:29:04 pm
Go to someone and eat their soul, naturally.
Rinse and repeat until I have attained demigod status/
[2] No souls are available at this time.

Quote from: Furtuka on May 08, 2013, 09:31:16 pm
Purchase all the stock in the afterlife. Perform hostile corporate takeover
[6] They respond with a very hostile personal takeover. And by takeover I mean "murder". And by personal I mean "of you and your lackeys." They respond with a very hostile of you and your lackeys murder...wait, strike that, reverse it.

Quote from: Persus13 on May 08, 2013, 09:32:58 pm
Investigate.
It's interesting.
What are you investigating, again?

Quote from: ShadowDragon on May 08, 2013, 09:40:26 pm
Respawn. Kill ???.
[2v6] Wow, you really suck. Respawn?

Quote from: jaccarmac on May 08, 2013, 09:43:45 pm
Teach Furtuka my language and offer to become business partners.
He's a little too dead. And you were killed, as well. Respawn?

Quote from: Fireiy on May 08, 2013, 11:04:47 pm
Start sieging hell.
[6] You start to run low on supplies, and Hell doesn't siege well given its portals to other planes and lack of reliance on supplies from outside.

Quote from: ragnarok97071 on May 09, 2013, 12:02:34 am
hmm....

DON'T ASCEND TO GODHOOD.
Check.

Quote from: Cheesecake on May 09, 2013, 01:34:49 am
Frame Cthulhu and blame him to the boss. Take over position by getting in a relationship with the boss.
[3] You get promoted and Cthulhu demoted! Yay!

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on May 09, 2013, 02:02:13 am
Ask Cthulhu if he is interested in a business partnership, where my cheesecake warriors will serve his goals if he helps me manufacture and train them.
"Sure."

Quote from: Tavik Toth on May 09, 2013, 03:56:30 am
Keep searching.
What were you searching for, again?
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